# A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 28, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093 "2017-10-28T20:14:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 367
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7323 "2018-10-31T21:38:11Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > …People would rather believe lies than believe that they’ve been boneheaded and/or immoral. That sums it up very nicely. ---
**Author:** ![BeenJammin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beenjammin/32/448_2.png) [@BeenJammin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeenJammin)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2018, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7324 "2018-10-31T23:27:30Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Yes, definitely one of those. Or, you know, something else. What might you postulate to be some middling outcome? ---
**Author:** ![BeenJammin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beenjammin/32/448_2.png) [@BeenJammin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeenJammin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7325 "2018-11-01T00:46:34Z")
> [@Crotalus](#): > > You seem to be viewing this as a spectator sport. What sort of sport do you view it as? These mutherfuckers are playing the game of life for real in the big leagues. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7326 "2018-11-01T00:52:03Z")
Do you publish a newsletter? ---
**Author:** ![BeenJammin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beenjammin/32/448_2.png) [@BeenJammin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeenJammin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7327 "2018-11-01T01:48:11Z")
I publish all sorts of stuff, but news is not one of the topics. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7328 "2018-11-01T02:04:52Z")
Well that fucking blows. I was looking forward to a subscription. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7329 "2018-11-01T02:12:24Z")
Birdcage? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7330 "2018-11-01T02:15:45Z")
Those fish aren’t going to wrap themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7331 "2018-11-01T11:24:37Z")
> [@BeenJammin](#): > > What sort of sport do you view it as? These mutherfuckers are playing the game of life for real in the big leagues. I don’t view it as a sport at all, and anyone in the US who thinks of themselves as a spectator is wrong. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7332 "2018-11-01T11:53:56Z")
> [@BeenJammin](#): > > I publish all sorts of stuff, but news is not one of the topics. I try to publish something every morning. Occasionally publication is delayed until lunchtime, after I’ve had coffee or a bran muffin. Always good to meet a colleague working in the same medium. ---
**Author:** ![Thing\_Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecb155/32.png) [@Thing\_Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thing_Fish)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7333 "2018-11-01T16:34:07Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I try to publish something every morning. Occasionally publication is delayed until lunchtime, after I’ve had coffee or a bran muffin. Always good to meet a colleague working in the same medium. You win the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7334 "2018-11-01T17:35:48Z")
“Beavis” Burkman and “Butt-head” Wohl’s press conference… [did not quite go as planned](https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1058026874050355200): > [@](#): > > The Wohl / Burkman press conference has been stymied by the fact that their much-hyped witness failed to show at all. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7335 "2018-11-01T17:58:09Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > “Beavis” Burkman and “Butt-head” Wohl’s press conference… [did not quite go as planned](https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1058026874050355200): Doesn’t Burkman have a history of vaporware witnesses? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7336 "2018-11-01T18:45:46Z")
Burkmans fly was down. [https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1058034973368823808?s=19](https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1058034973368823808?s=19) ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7337 "2018-11-01T19:02:46Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Burkmans fly was down. > > [https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1058034973368823808?s=19](https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1058034973368823808?s=19) He might want to learn to protect his nethers a bit better before the obstruction-of-justice and witness tampering sentences get handed down. ---
**Author:** ![HelenTroy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helentroy/32/86_2.png) [@HelenTroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenTroy)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7338 "2018-11-01T19:03:48Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > “Beavis” Burkman and “Butt-head” Wohl’s press conference… [did not quite go as planned](https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1058026874050355200): Welp… [https://twitter.com/scattrd\_evrywhr/status/1058035877119737856](https://twitter.com/scattrd_evrywhr/status/1058035877119737856) NINJA’D ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7339 "2018-11-01T19:29:53Z")
> [@HelenTroy](#): > > Welp… [https://twitter.com/scattrd\_evrywhr/status/1058035877119737856](https://twitter.com/scattrd_evrywhr/status/1058035877119737856) > > NINJA’D Hm…younger man with an affinity for taking shirtless pics of himself, and an older man allowing himself to get involved in a hair-brained scheme that will put him in jail. Zipper down. I wouldn’t bet a large sum of money, but I wouldn’t be surprised if there isn’t some more scandal to this story. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7340 "2018-11-01T19:36:59Z")
This is a fun bit from that Twitter thread too: Wohl sees a bus outside and posts this: [“Bussed in MOB”](https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1058018635204173825) Followed immediately by our intrepid reporter, a keen-eyed witness if there ever was one: [“Lol the bus left”](https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1058022344172756992) ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2018, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7341 "2018-11-01T21:36:14Z")
World-renowned fashion designer Carolyne Cass joined Twitter today. It’s a parody account. [https://twitter.com/CassCarolyne](https://twitter.com/CassCarolyne) ---
**Author:** ![HelenTroy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helentroy/32/86_2.png) [@HelenTroy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenTroy)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2018, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7342 "2018-11-02T12:23:57Z")
I’m calling it now - this chick is actually Jacob Wohl catfishing. > It’s supposedly his ex-girlfriend, but if you follow the train into crazytown in this thread, you will see there is a good possibility they are using the identity of Carolyne Cass without her knowledge: > _Dons tinfoil hat._ Basically Jacob does know a Carolyne and that’s her in the pic. However, this “other” lady was his girlfriend and claims to not be Carolyne. That filter tho? In her avi? Completely a snapchat one that could make “Carolyne” look like “Alina”. Also, “Caroline” is outed on one of the threads as using a Russian model’s pic as her own, meaning she’s already catfished in the past…or her identity has been used to do so. That latter is way worse since that means she’s doubly been used, but who knows. To stand by prior statements of mine, I would like the FBI to investigate these accusations fully to ensure no crimes have been committed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093.md?page=366) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093.md?page=368)