# A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 28, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093 "2017-10-28T20:14:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 382
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7623 "2018-11-16T17:59:32Z")
Someone should make sure that the turkey that Trump pardons next week isn’t really Jr. in disguise. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7624 "2018-11-16T18:11:42Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > Someone should make sure that the turkey that Trump pardons next week isn’t really Jr. in disguise. Heh, if Trump Jr. happens to get indicted between now and then, Trump Sr. will probably go ahead and condemn the turkey to its fate, in spite. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7625 "2018-11-16T18:12:19Z")
> [@Fiveyearlurker](#): > > Someone should make sure that the turkey that Trump pardons next week isn’t really Jr. in disguise. Trump will probably demand that the turkey pardon _him_. ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7626 "2018-11-16T21:31:31Z")
He won’t pardon the turkey unless it starts playing nice with MBS and drops that silly dismemberment false news. ---
**Author:** ![KidCharlemagne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@KidCharlemagne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KidCharlemagne)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7627 "2018-11-16T22:09:05Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > I’m fascinated that thump has learned to use the caps lock function on his phone. He hasn’t. He hits the shift key for every letter. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7628 "2018-11-16T22:11:35Z")
Maybe he’ll name it Jim Acosta and refuse to pardon it. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7629 "2018-11-16T22:36:31Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Maybe he’ll name it Jim Acosta and refuse to pardon it. Or at least call it a rude, stupid bird and tell it to sit down and shut up. Then preach about “decorum” in the White House. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7630 "2018-11-16T22:59:24Z")
> [@KidCharlemagne](#): > > He hasn’t. He hits the shift key for every letter. :eek: Bad memory: Two years ago, I had to work with a young lady who hit the caps lock key to capitalize a single lettter then hit the caps lock key again to type the rest of the word. She was the slowest typist on the planet. I don’t get it. I don’t know anyone at all in the “digital native” generation who can type correctly, yet keyboarding is how they communicate (supposedly). ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7631 "2018-11-16T23:23:18Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > :eek: Bad memory: Two years ago, I had to work with a young lady who hit the caps lock key to capitalize a single lettter then hit the caps lock key again to type the rest of the word. She was the slowest typist on the planet. I don’t get it. I don’t know anyone at all in the “digital native” generation who can type correctly, yet keyboarding is how they communicate (supposedly). They mostly communicate with tiny (or virtual) keyboards that you can’t possibly touch-type on, unless you have matchstick fingers. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7632 "2018-11-16T23:29:39Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > They mostly communicate with tiny (or virtual) keyboards that you can’t possibly touch-type on, unless you have matchstick fingers. Now I have pictures of matchstick men in my head. ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2018, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7633 "2018-11-16T23:44:28Z")
Now I have 1960s psychedelic pop rock in my head. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7634 "2018-11-17T00:10:49Z")
Some things never change. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7635 "2018-11-17T00:34:27Z")
I get confused when I go from my computer keyboard to my kindle to my phone. The letters are all in the same place but symbols and stuff aren’t. Everything should just be universal–batteries, plugs, keyboards, healthcare. All of it! ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7636 "2018-11-17T06:08:02Z")
Your children will patiently explain it to you. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7637 "2018-11-17T13:27:56Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Your children will patiently explain it to you. :smack: I \*\*knew \*\*there was something I forgot to do! Have children, that is. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7638 "2018-11-17T15:09:36Z")
> [@jasg](#): > > He won’t pardon the turkey unless it starts playing nice with MBS and drops that silly dismemberment false news. Dismemberment? I’m gonna miss that drumstick. The wings not so much. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7639 "2018-11-17T16:57:29Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Your children will patiently explain it to you. Kidsplaining? ---
**Author:** ![Fiveyearlurker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@Fiveyearlurker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiveyearlurker)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7640 "2018-11-17T17:39:03Z")
> [@k9bfriender](#): > > Kidsplaining? It’s how I know anything about Minecraft. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7641 "2018-11-17T19:31:30Z")
Jacob Wohl claims responsibility for the arrest of Michael Avenatti (we still don’t know whom he allegedly beat up). Avenatti said he would be coming for Wohl. So Wohl says he has filed charges against Avenatti for making threats. > **[Michael Avenatti Was Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges, And Then Things...](https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/11/16/michael-avenatti-was-arrested-on-domestic-violence-charges-and-then-things-got-weird/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR28_mzjfGVCzvIbbZScV1HLmTxRnBeVdiFkq3WemomfZTJ7SBHjoJx4RMc)** > > A Twitter gadfly who was recently involved in an unsuccessful plot to frame Robert Mueller for sexual assault appeared to take credit for the arrest. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2018, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/7642 "2018-11-17T19:35:36Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Jacob Wohl claims responsibility for the arrest of Michael Avenatti (we still don’t know whom he allegedly beat up). Avenatti said he would be coming for Wohl. So Wohl says he has filed charges against Avenatti for making threats. > [Michael Avenatti Was Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges, And Then Things Got Weird | Snopes.com](https://www.snopes.com/news/2018/11/16/michael-avenatti-was-arrested-on-domestic-violence-charges-and-then-things-got-weird/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR28_mzjfGVCzvIbbZScV1HLmTxRnBeVdiFkq3WemomfZTJ7SBHjoJx4RMc) I’m surprised that Wohl hasn’t been arrested yet, for the previous thing. And, of course, it should be noted that making a false report to the police is a crime, so admitting to the public that you have done so seems like a rather stupid thing to do. So, again, I’m surprised that Wohl hasn’t been arrested. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093.md?page=381) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093.md?page=383)