# A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 28, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093 "2017-10-28T20:14:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9303 "2019-01-27T13:37:11Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> What is really staggering, is all those people who are OK with all this. They support and defend it. Traitors.

It seems that from their POV, the \*real \*traitors, the _real_ enemies, are the baby-killing, gun-grabbing, job-destroying, freedom-hating Democrats, and any means to defeat them is acceptable and even honorable. That’s the only way that makes sense at all.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9304 "2019-01-27T13:46:33Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> It seems that from their POV, the \*real \*traitors, the _real_ enemies, are the baby-killing, gun-grabbing, job-destroying, freedom-hating Democrats, and any means to defeat them is acceptable and even honorable. That’s the only way that makes sense at all.

Yep. Some have gone so far to say that Russia saved us from Hillary. Morons.

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**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9305 "2019-01-27T14:47:55Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> It seems that from their POV, the \*real \*traitors, the _real_ enemies, are the baby-killing, gun-grabbing, job-destroying, freedom-hating Democrats, and any means to defeat them is acceptable and even honorable. That’s the only way that makes sense at all.

The Democrats foisted upon us that unconstitutional Kenyan Muslim, so anything that puts them in their place is a good thing.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9306 "2019-01-27T15:02:32Z")

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> [@SlackerInc](#):
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> That’s so good. Everyone needs to see it, even though it’s technically not reporting anything new.

Sometimes when something is really complicated, a good graphic can help you grasp the situation. This is the Feynman diagram of Trumpland, insofar as the Russians are concerned.

It’s probably too much to hope for, but I’m hoping Mueller achieves bingo on that grid – turning all the rows orange.

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9307 "2019-01-27T15:04:53Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> It seems that from their POV, the \*real \*traitors, the _real_ enemies, are the baby-killing, gun-grabbing, job-destroying, freedom-hating Democrats, and any means to defeat them is acceptable and even honorable. That’s the only way that makes sense at all.

“Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.”

- Barry Goldwater

(For certain values of “liberty” and “justice.”)

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9308 "2019-01-27T17:25:09Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Yep. Some have gone so far to say that Russia saved us from Hillary. Morons.

[Here is one such трубач](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/republican-voter-trump-putin-russia-election-meddling-a8450531.html).

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9309 "2019-01-27T18:00:47Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> The Democrats foisted upon us that unconstitutional Kenyan Muslim, so anything that puts them in their place is a good thing.

Oh, right - somehow in my litany I forgot “N\*\*\*\*\*-Loving”.

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**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9310 "2019-01-27T19:55:55Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> It seems that from their POV, the \*real \*traitors, the _real_ enemies, are the baby-killing, gun-grabbing, job-destroying, freedom-hating Democrats, and any means to defeat them is acceptable and even honorable. That’s the only way that makes sense at all.

Yep (I’ve posted this link before in one of these threads):

[Republican voter thanks Russia for ‘interfering in our election’](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/republican-voter-trump-putin-russia-election-meddling-a8450531.html)

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> “I’ll try not to sound too awful, but I want to thank the Russians for interfering with our election to stop Hillary Clinton from becoming president,” said the caller, introduced as Marylou from Newington, Connecticut.
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> Marylou from Newington, however, had no such misgivings.
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> Asked by Washington Journal host John McArdle if she believed Moscow had won Mr Trump the election, she replied: “Yes, because the Russians interfered.”
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> Speaking live on air during the long-running political call-in programme, she thanked the Russians for helping the Republican beat Ms Clinton, who she said had “illusions of grandeur and so has her husband”.
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> She referred to Mr Clinton as an “accused rapist” and blamed his wife, who “never did anything to stop him from doing that”.
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> “What would we do with Hilary in the White House,” the caller ranted. "That woman, she doesn’t know what she was doing.”

The projection is strong with this Trumpster.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9311 "2019-01-27T20:16:18Z")

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Jerome Corsti says he is “Person 1” in the Stone indictment, and he will testify to it in the Stone trial.

> **[Corsi willing to 'affirm' that information about him in Stone indictment is...](https://www.cnn.com/2019/01/27/politics/jerome-corsi-indictment-roger-stone-cnntv/index.html)**
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> Jerome Corsi, a longtime friend and associate of Roger Stone, said Sunday that the information about him in the indictment against Stone is "accurate" and that he will "affirm that if asked to in court."

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**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9312 "2019-01-27T21:12:16Z")

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> [@OttoDaFe](#):
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> “Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.”
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> - Barry Goldwater
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> (For certain values of “liberty” and “justice.”)

Treason in defense of nationalism is no vice. Patriotism in pursuit of tribalism is no virtue.  
-Republican Party.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2019, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9313 "2019-01-27T23:08:15Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Treason in defense of nationalism is no vice. Patriotism in pursuit of tribalism is no virtue.  
> -Republican Party.

Better trademark that—the GOP will want it, and you’ll be able to charge them the big bucks.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9314 "2019-01-28T01:33:31Z")

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> [@dasmoocher](#):
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> Yep (I’ve posted this link before in one of these threads):
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> [Republican voter thanks Russia for ‘interfering in our election’](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/republican-voter-trump-putin-russia-election-meddling-a8450531.html)
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> The projection is strong with this Trumpster.

“Thank you for defeating the will of the American People!”  
Jesus.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9315 "2019-01-28T03:57:50Z")

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“Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.” - Dr. Samuel Johnson

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9316 "2019-01-28T04:38:49Z")

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I just had a brainstorm: I’ll vote for the first Democrat presidential candidate who promises to appoint Robert Mueller as Chief Of Staff.

Or Veep…

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9317 "2019-01-28T07:30:42Z")

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> [@k9bfriender](#):
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> Treason in defense of nationalism is no vice. Patriotism in pursuit of tribalism is no virtue.  
> -Republican Party.

Also works the other way round: “Treason in defense of tribalism is no vice” …

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9318 "2019-01-28T09:54:39Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> “Thank you for defeating the will of the American People!”  
> Jesus.

That entire comment is currentky Trump’s and the rest of the right wing nuts’ prayer of gratitude. Except for two things: change the exclamation mark to a comma, and put the closing quotation marks after the period.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9319 "2019-01-28T13:28:04Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> “Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.” - Dr. Samuel Johnson

"Patriotism, n. Combustible rubbish ready to the torch of any one ambitious to illuminate his name. In Dr. Johnson’s famous dictionary patriotism is defined as the last resort of a scoundrel. With all due respect to an enlightened but inferior lexicographer I beg to submit it is the first.”

- Ambrose Bierce, _The Devil’s Dictionary_

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9320 "2019-01-28T14:56:34Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> I just had a brainstorm: I’ll vote for the first Democrat presidential candidate who promises to appoint Robert Mueller as Chief Of Staff.
> 
> Or Veep…

He’ll probably still be busy.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9321 "2019-01-28T15:58:22Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> I just had a brainstorm: I’ll vote for the first Democrat presidential candidate who promises to appoint Robert Mueller as Chief Of Staff.
> 
> Or Veep…

Those are two jobs for which he would be completely unsuited.

Attorney General, on the other hand…

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/9322 "2019-01-28T16:10:13Z")

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He was doing fine as FBI Director. His successors, OTOH, not so much.

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