# A Thread for the Mueller Investigation Results and Outcomes (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 28, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093 "2017-10-28T20:14:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10663 "2019-04-12T08:19:27Z")

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Rosenstein re-endorses Barr - very strongly:

> **[Rosenstein: ‘Bizarre’ to say Barr misleading public on Mueller report](https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/438564-rosenstein-bizarre-to-say-barr-misleading-public-on-mueller-report/amp/)**
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> Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein defended Attorney General William Barr’s summary of the special counsel’s report in an interview published Wednesday. “He’s being as forthcom…

Overall…dunno. I trust Rosenstein since he hired Robert Mueller - the one person who could take that ball as far as it needed to go, commanding the full FBI as a hallowed Saint, and trusted by everyone in Congress.

Maybe it’s better to assume that Barr is just a crafty mother, willing to accept the slime on himself, to keep it off those below him.

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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10664 "2019-04-12T14:31:48Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> I think the numbers are not quite so rosy for the Democrats. They’re bad for Trump (i.e. not close to 50%), but I think it’s more than just a quarter that are loving Trump so far.

Marist has polled the question 23 times over the past couple years, and only in three of them did “strongly approve” get more than 25% (the highest of which was 28% in November 2018, oddly enough). The more tepid “just approve” group ranges from 13-19%, which matches my one-sixth estimate fairly well:  
[http://maristpoll.marist.edu/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/NPR\_PBS-NewsHour\_Marist-Poll-USA-NOS-and-Tables\_1901141631-1.pdf#page=3](http://maristpoll.marist.edu/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/NPR_PBS-NewsHour_Marist-Poll-USA-NOS-and-Tables_1901141631-1.pdf#page=3)

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10665 "2019-04-12T20:51:24Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Is there a chance that someone could release the whole, unredacted Mueller report to Wikileaks? Assange’s arrest hasn’t shut it down, has it? (I confess I don’t know much about how it works.)

Anyone?

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10666 "2019-04-12T20:53:41Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Is there a chance that someone could release the whole, unredacted Mueller report to Wikileaks? Assange’s arrest hasn’t shut it down, has it? (I confess I don’t know much about how it works.)

Mr “I love Wikileaks” would appreciate the irony, I’m sure.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2019, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10667 "2019-04-12T20:57:25Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Anyone?

I guess I don’t understand why they would use Wikileaks. Much more likely if the report is leaked, it will go to a _reputable_ outlet like the New York Times or WaPo.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2019, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10668 "2019-04-13T18:05:06Z")

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Roger Stone wants an unredacted copy of the Mueller report to use as discovery in his trial.

> **[Roger Stone Wants Confidential Copy of Mueller Report for His Own Criminal Trial](https://www.thedailybeast.com/roger-stone-wants-confidential-copy-of-mueller-report-for-his-own-criminal-trial)**
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> The Trump confidante says he doesn’t want it released to the public but needs a copy as part of the discovery phase of his own criminal case.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10669 "2019-04-14T00:06:29Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> Roger Stone wants an unredacted copy of the Mueller report to use as discovery in his trial.  
> [Roger Stone Wants Confidential Copy of Mueller Report for His Own Criminal Trial](https://www.thedailybeast.com/roger-stone-wants-confidential-copy-of-mueller-report-for-his-own-criminal-trial)

Sure he does. So when he can’t get it he’ll then argue that he’s not being allowed to mount a proper defense.

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10670 "2019-04-14T16:12:40Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Mr “I love Wikileaks” would appreciate the irony, I’m sure.

Now that lying piece of shit is saying he doesn’t know anything about WikiLeaks. And his stupid nazi fucking fan boys slurp it right up.

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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10671 "2019-04-14T17:14:58Z")

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[Trump was joking about loving WikiLeaks, Sarah Sanders says](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-was-joking-about-loving-wikileaks-sarah-sanders-says-n994296)

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10672 "2019-04-14T17:48:25Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> [Trump was joking about loving WikiLeaks, Sarah Sanders says](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-was-joking-about-loving-wikileaks-sarah-sanders-says-n994296)

He jokes a lot.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10673 "2019-04-14T18:01:06Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> [Trump was joking about loving WikiLeaks, Sarah Sanders says](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-was-joking-about-loving-wikileaks-sarah-sanders-says-n994296)

So he was joking about something he didn’t know about?

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10674 "2019-04-14T21:50:27Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> He jokes a lot.

Except that it’s never funny.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10675 "2019-04-14T22:04:48Z")

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> [@Fear\_Itself](#):
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> [Trump was joking about loving WikiLeaks, Sarah Sanders says](https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-was-joking-about-loving-wikileaks-sarah-sanders-says-n994296)

By the way, I missed whatever explanation may have been given out on the question of it now being “Sarah Sanders” and no longer “Sarah Huckabee Sanders.” (I heard someone on one of the news shows say it the ‘old’ way and apologize, which is the only way I knew there had been a change.)

The uncharitable might wonder if this happened because she likes the abbreviation “SS.”

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10676 "2019-04-14T23:03:33Z")

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The release of the _Barr Version Mueller Report_ could now be just hours away…

Does anyone know how it will be transmitted to the public? Will the DoJ release it so it’s viewable online, or perhaps as a downloadable pdf file?

The word [_bowdlerize_](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bowdlerize) - “to remove or alter those parts of a text considered offensive, vulgar, or otherwise unseemly” - is named after English physician Thomas Bowdler (1754–1825), who in 1818 published a censored version of Shakespeare (_The Family Shakespeare_), expurgating “those words and expressions […] which cannot with propriety be read aloud in a family.”

Will Bill Barr give name to a new word, with the meaning: “to remove or alter those parts of a text considered unethical, corrupt, or treasonous”? Will we get a _barrdlerized_ Mueller Report?

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2019, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10677 "2019-04-14T23:12:01Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> …
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> Will Bill Barr give name to a new word, with the meaning: “to remove or alter those parts of a text considered unethical, corrupt, or treasonous”? Will we get a _barrdlerized_ Mueller Report?

I like that. That definitely should happen.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10678 "2019-04-15T00:02:57Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> Will Bill Barr give name to a new word, with the meaning: “to remove or alter those parts of a text considered unethical, corrupt, or treasonous”? Will we get a _barrdlerized_ Mueller Report?

> [@davidm](#):
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> I like that. That definitely should happen.

Not unless his release is as dishonest as our worst fears. Which I will never say is something he _should_ do.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10679 "2019-04-15T01:37:58Z")

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Barr will have no choice but to release the report, and it’ll be hard to redact it all. I suspect Barr has told the White House that, and that his compromise with the president is to give him and his team a heads-up on what the report says so that he can have time to prepare a series of rebuttals.

But understand that we’ve already seen what we can expect – and what we can expect is that the conservatives will close their ranks even more tightly. Trump needs the extremists and the extremists need Trump. Do not expect anything in the report to change people’s minds. The only way minds are going to change is when they are living neck deep in the bullshit they’ve voted for - and even that won’t deter some people.

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10680 "2019-04-15T01:41:30Z")

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> [@SteveG1](#):
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> Now that lying piece of shit is saying he doesn’t know anything about WikiLeaks. And his stupid nazi fucking fan boys slurp it right up.

They know he’s lying; they just don’t care. They think Republicans are justified in lying if it means jailing women and doctors for abortions, bringing back segregation, busting unions, caging migrants, and giving tax breaks to billionaires while gutting social services for “losers” who need public assistance.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10681 "2019-04-15T01:55:30Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> Will Bill Barr give name to a new word, with the meaning: “to remove or alter those parts of a text considered unethical, corrupt, or treasonous”? Will we get a _barrdlerized_ Mueller Report?

I prefer the word “billbarr” as a single word. The report will get billbarred.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2019, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-for-the-mueller-investigation-results-and-outcomes-part-1/800093/10682 "2019-04-15T02:03:26Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I prefer the word “billbarr” as a single word. The report will get billbarred.

Billbarrized.

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