# A Thread NOT For the Easily Creeped Out

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-not-for-the-easily-creeped-out/209825>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 27, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-not-for-the-easily-creeped-out/209825 "2003-10-27T12:01:28Z")\
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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-not-for-the-easily-creeped-out/209825/121 "2003-11-01T00:18:07Z")

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**Kallessa** , we all know the Little Mermaid wears sea shells, but do you know why? Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-thread-not-for-the-easily-creeped-out/209825/122 "2003-11-01T20:40:12Z")

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Wow! That’s just like why the elephant wore tennies.

Elevenies were too big and ninesies were too small.

We are brilliant! Just brilliant.

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