# A truly unique sentence **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 16, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188 "2006-01-16T04:14:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/21 "2006-01-16T11:40:19Z")
Zubenelgenubi has five habitable planets, all made of Stilton cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/22 "2006-01-16T11:44:44Z")
Phlegmatic smurfs sauteed with wildebeast are scrumptious lickins. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/23 "2006-01-16T12:20:58Z")
“ **Dr. PoopiePants** , what a fine and dignified username you have.” ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/24 "2006-01-16T12:25:39Z")
Payback is a squid. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/25 "2006-01-16T12:47:47Z")
Y’know, I kinda _miss_ the smell of my foreskin. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/26 "2006-01-16T14:05:42Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > “ **Dr. PoopiePants** , what a fine and dignified username you have.” Thank you, but I can’t really take credit for the name. My great-grandfather, Ludwig Scheisseunterhose, upon arriving at Ellis Island in the mid-19th century, was advised to Americanize his surname in order to be taken more seriously in the Land of Opportunity. The pseudomonas aeruginosa descended my loop of henli with trepidation. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/27 "2006-01-16T14:11:54Z")
Please, uncle, bequeath me the peppermints and not the Renoir. Give me the chicken or I flood the world, bwah-ha-ha-ha. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/28 "2006-01-16T14:12:47Z")
Bored of Eurasia, sub-commisar Maxine Davidivich destroyed the gloating vampire. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/29 "2006-01-16T14:17:25Z")
James Cagney spoke fluent Welsh and had an Economics degree. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/30 "2006-01-16T14:18:02Z")
> [@Dr. PoopiePants](#): > > Thank you, but I can’t really take credit for the name. My great-grandfather, Ludwig Scheisseunterhose, upon arriving at Ellis Island in the mid-19th century, was advised to Americanize his surname in order to be taken more seriously in the Land of Opportunity. Ah yes, my Huguenot ancestors, Merde-de-Chien-sur-le-Bâton, experienced the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/31 "2006-01-16T14:21:23Z")
By Order: No orange pogo sticks on Tuesdays in Lent. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/32 "2006-01-16T14:22:49Z")
Consuming the meteor he thought, again, of the skull’s eyesockets. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/33 "2006-01-16T14:30:31Z")
The Oscar for Best Actor goes to Pauly Shore. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/34 "2006-01-16T14:36:48Z")
Breathe on me again - I just love your halitosis. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/35 "2006-01-16T14:53:37Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Saying uniquely weird things is sort of a hobby of mine. But if anyone’s feeling uncreative, the truth is that **most sentences are unique**. At least, that’s what I learned in a linguistics course in college. On reflection, I believe that is true. So, to increase the level of difficulty, lets say you get bonus points for making your unique sentence using the least number of words/letters and no proper names. How about: Id ate. Feel free to continue with the longer versions…they tend to be more humorous. ---
**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/36 "2006-01-16T16:09:16Z")
CNN Report: A microscopic snowball composed of boysenberry-flavored lava and pterodactyl pate graciously crushed the ancient Celtic suburb of Boca Raton next month, as throngs of transsexual Ainu astronauts enthusiastically wept. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/37 "2006-01-16T16:10:06Z")
:dubious: 🆒😉 :eek: :smack: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/38 "2006-01-16T16:12:28Z")
> [@Carnac the Magnificent!](#): > > CNN Report: A microscopic snowball composed of boysenberry-flavored lava and pterodactyl pate graciously crushed the ancient Celtic suburb of Boca Raton next month, as throngs of transsexual Ainu astronauts enthusiastically wept. SHORT VERSION: Micros comboy graced Cel-Rat sex astro. Details to follow. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/39 "2006-01-16T16:16:46Z")
Basal cell clown farts write their own tickets. ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/40 "2006-01-16T16:20:06Z")
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