# A truly unique sentence **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 16, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188 "2006-01-16T04:14:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/41 "2006-01-16T16:20:30Z")
Oh good, I’ll put in the one I originally wrote: The thrumming, splenetic, pus-fired rug-demon rose majestically from the dank, disgusting, smoothie-making bowels of greater downtown Tucson. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/42 "2006-01-16T16:23:29Z")
My lemon scented turds reside on the bongoes. Whence cometh the picket fence, Master Shakespeare? When the moon rises in your kitchen, so will be the aardvark. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/43 "2006-01-16T16:35:55Z")
Dingleberry soup fulfills. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/44 "2006-01-16T16:36:02Z")
The nun was devoured by ravenous hippos! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/45 "2006-01-16T17:08:24Z")
No refills on diet mosquito phlegm. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/46 "2006-01-16T17:26:33Z")
**swampbear** has dropped ACBG for actress Linda Hunt. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/47 "2006-01-16T17:31:07Z")
“My novel is finished and the kangaroo drove Dada”, He shat. “Welcome to the Backwoods Society for the Support of Mutli-Cultural Diversity” Gravel foricates furiously in the quantum outhouse. ---
**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/48 "2006-01-16T17:35:13Z")
Jesus died for your aardvarks. ---
**Author:** ![ITR\_champion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@ITR\_champion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ITR_champion)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/49 "2006-01-16T17:46:39Z")
This sentence simultaneously refutes itself and doesn’t refute itself. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/50 "2006-01-16T17:58:00Z")
Wanna make it hard? Come up with the shortest sentence, in letters, that fulfills the requirements. I’m a dried fish! Daniel ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/51 "2006-01-16T18:03:37Z")
I’m really enjoying this delicious bowl of razorblades and knives, mmmmm…pointy! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/52 "2006-01-16T18:05:43Z")
Chocolate hemmoroids glisten. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/53 "2006-01-16T18:17:03Z")
The Nicean Jedi lactates yesterday underneath a yellow bloviated periodicity. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/54 "2006-01-16T18:26:44Z")
DAMN those crypto-Carlist Jacobites with their post-structuralist cabbage fixations! ---
**Author:** ![fifty-six](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@fifty-six](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fifty-six)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/55 "2006-01-16T20:31:11Z")
I wonder what Michael Jackson’s nose tip tastes like? ---
**Author:** ![Ximenean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/aca169/32.png) [@Ximenean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ximenean)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/56 "2006-01-16T20:54:54Z")
Hold the newsreader’s nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers. Yeah I know, thirteen words. Any excuse to drop in a Fry & Laurie reference. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/57 "2006-01-16T20:55:49Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > Come up with the shortest sentence, in letters, that fulfills the requirements. Stop bandaging my casbah. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/58 "2006-01-16T20:57:07Z")
Mom, if you continue prostituting among the chimpanzees, all my research will be destroyed! Henry Lee Armstrong was America’s first serial killer astronaut. The Bacon Riots of 1863 led to my coronation as the King of Disco. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/59 "2006-01-16T21:01:20Z")
Once the penguins became communists, Hanukkah was never the same. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/60 "2006-01-16T21:06:51Z")
“Oh, Daithi, you’re so big – you’re hurting me!” Oh, I’m sorry - I thought this was the thread where we offer up sentences that are often repeated! :rolleyes: What? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188.md?page=4)