# A truly unique sentence **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 16, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188 "2006-01-16T04:14:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![nvad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@nvad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nvad)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/61 "2006-01-16T21:18:31Z")
Boy, do I miss Friends! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/62 "2006-01-16T21:22:42Z")
Potvaliant squirrel hunters acervate me. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/63 "2006-01-16T21:23:28Z")
This door sounds brown… The whole room smells like my eyes! ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/64 "2006-01-16T21:43:54Z")
> [@Left Hand of Dorkness](#): > > I’m a dried fish! No… no. I’ve said that before. I worked at a fish factory and… well, things got silly. Go suck bulls. [sub]That’s my offering, not an insult hurled at **Left Hand of Dorkness** , by the way.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/65 "2006-01-16T22:09:20Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > :dubious: 🆒😉 :eek: :smack: :mad: Im getting the feeling weve had that one before. Why isn’t that elastic sausage in the origami’s belly button? ---
**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/66 "2006-01-16T22:10:59Z")
> [@MacTech](#): > > This door sounds brown… > > The whole room smells like my eyes! Uhm MacTech… Do yourself a favor, and google " synaesthesia " . ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/67 "2006-01-16T22:12:10Z")
Gentlemen, the president of Armenia- Simon Cowell’s colon! ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/68 "2006-01-16T22:12:22Z")
“ **Ghanima** is clearly the mental giant of these boards.” Well, maybe someday someone will say that…😛 ---
**Author:** ![Thirty-Nine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f0a364/32.png) [@Thirty-Nine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thirty-Nine)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/69 "2006-01-16T23:18:31Z")
The poodle googled google. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/70 "2006-01-17T01:05:13Z")
> [@Meeko](#): > > Uhm MacTech… Do yourself a favor, and google " synaesthesia " . \ Eeexcellent\, i was wondering if other MSTies would get the reference 😉 after all, it _is_ a very obscure film… anyway, back to the subject… tonight my Betta Splendens wanted to play Grand Theft Auto… ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/71 "2006-01-17T01:44:29Z")
Yet another groundhog has been elected Pope. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/72 "2006-01-17T01:48:07Z")
Please get your mouth off my penis, Ms. Jolie! ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/73 "2006-01-17T05:57:11Z")
Steamin’ cup of fido jizz? ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/74 "2006-01-17T09:54:29Z")
I’d go gay for Shaq. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/75 "2006-01-17T17:30:03Z")
> [@NoPretentiousCodename](#): > > Steamin’ cup of fido jizz? That’s a sentence fragment. How about “Jon unwittingly drank a steamin’ cup of fido jizz?” Based on a very funny gag from yesterday’s _Daily Show_: I recently covered a classic Tuvan throat-singing chant. ---
**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/76 "2006-01-17T21:00:30Z")
The elephant lay silent beneath the dandelion, waiting to pounce. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/77 "2006-01-17T21:07:28Z")
The troglodyte ponders octopus taffy. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/78 "2006-01-17T21:19:47Z")
Don’t eat that clock, it’s for my anus. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2006, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/79 "2006-01-17T23:42:06Z")
My fried blue electrons are a delicacy in West Africa. > [@Carnac the Magnificent!](#): > > crushed the ancient Celtic suburb of Boca Raton next month, “Crushed” does not agree with “next month”, which means that your entry is not grammatically correct, which violates one rule of the “contest”. It’s definitely more than ten words, too, which violates another rule. And there’s no way your “short version” is grammatically correct, either. > [@Liberal](#): > > lactates yesterday Same here. > [@Meeko](#): > > Uhm MacTech… Do yourself a favor, and google " synaesthesia " . I was thinking the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/80 "2006-01-18T00:36:11Z")
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