# A truly unique sentence **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 16, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188 "2006-01-16T04:14:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/81 "2006-01-18T00:55:14Z")
Is that an albino rodent nibbling on your ovary? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/82 "2006-01-18T02:27:25Z")
I pee brads. Just coccyx it! Rat ink again? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/83 "2006-01-18T02:35:27Z")
Commissar, these toner cartridges taste like Scarlett Johansson’s socks! How many of you would it take to recondition every ocelot in Cincinnati by noon Thursday? When life hands you Life Savers, make Listerine. There’s a concussion in every red pepper, if only you chainsaw delicately enough. Six of one, seven of Armando. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/84 "2006-01-18T04:20:32Z")
CDs eat fish. 10 _letters_. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/85 "2006-01-18T05:18:05Z")
It’s shitalicious! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/86 "2006-01-18T05:27:27Z")
In Boca Raton, they say, "I don’t give a rat’s mouth. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/87 "2006-01-18T05:32:46Z")
Dang it, eleven words. Once again… "Boca Ratonians say, “I don’t give a rat’s mouth.” ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/88 "2006-01-18T06:18:39Z")
> [@dwalin](#): > > CDs eat fish. > 10 _letters_. Blow a panda. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/89 "2006-01-18T08:15:57Z")
> [@Meeko](#): > > Im getting the feeling weve had that one before. I couldn’t Google it in 17 countries. It’s unique! ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/90 "2006-01-18T08:19:26Z")
I feel like punning. When little people felons engage in prison gang rapes, are they conjugal midgets or little big bangs? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/91 "2006-01-18T08:21:54Z")
If you fellatiate a pickle importer, are you gherkin him off? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/92 "2006-01-18T08:23:38Z")
“Liars and Thai girls and bares. Oh, Mai.” There’s a joke that goes to that punchline, but I don’t feel like making it up right now. ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/93 "2006-01-18T08:25:18Z")
“Fig butt? I thought you said Bigfoot!” I am officially out of ideas here. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/94 "2006-01-18T08:50:13Z")
“After beating Cecil Adams at chess, I corrected his flawed interpretation of the Infield Fly Rule.” “Get out of my bed, Scarlett Johanssen; those boobs look fake!” “I know from personal experience that Krazy Glue, in sufficient quantities, tastes like fine aged cognac.” " ‘Take me, Michael Jackson!’ she exclaimed." ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2006, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-truly-unique-sentence/340188/95 "2006-01-18T13:04:17Z")
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