# A Valentine for All My Doper Friends

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valentine-for-all-my-doper-friends/154814>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 13, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valentine-for-all-my-doper-friends/154814 "2003-02-13T13:14:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valentine-for-all-my-doper-friends/154814/1 "2003-02-13T13:14:05Z")

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Valentine’s Day is already happening some places in Dope World. Heck, in other places, it may already be over.

Anyway, here’s a singing Valentine for all my Doper friends. Yes, it has a tune, but since I can’t put the tune in this thread, you’ll just have to make your own up.

\<ahem\> clearing throat \<ahem\>

**OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!  
I’M SENDING MY NOSE TO ARIZONA-AAA!!!  
I’M SENDING MY LIVER TO PERU-UUU!!!  
I’M SENDING MY KIDNEY TO SIDNEY-YYY!!!  
BUT, I’M SENDING MY HEART TO YOU-UUU!!!**

Feel free to add your own special Valentine to all your Doper friends. Or not. Just quit throwing rotten vegetables and shoes at me will ya? Ouch! 😛

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valentine-for-all-my-doper-friends/154814/2 "2003-02-13T13:45:07Z")

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Forgive me, but it’s the first one that came to mind:

\*I love you,  
You love me,  
We’re a happy fam-i-ly… \*

[sub]I’m so, so sorry![/sub]

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valentine-for-all-my-doper-friends/154814/3 "2003-02-13T14:05:59Z")

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**AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!** The big purple dinosaur is in my head! MAKE IT GO AWAY! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valentine-for-all-my-doper-friends/154814/4 "2003-02-13T14:07:44Z")

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_Lobs a soggy head of lettuce at FCM_ Not _that_ song… **anything** but that song!!! _Noooooooooooo…_

I was thinking about sending this to my SO (but thought better of it):

Roses are red,  
Violets are blue,  
F–k this poem,  
I love you.

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**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valentine-for-all-my-doper-friends/154814/5 "2003-02-13T14:52:34Z")

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What is wrong Valentines day?  
People are happy, thats all I can say.  
Man, I wish I was…one of them too,  
So I could forward this message of love  
right up to you…

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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [February 13, 2003, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valentine-for-all-my-doper-friends/154814/6 "2003-02-13T15:42:01Z")

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Roses are red  
Violets are blue  
Some poems rhyme  
This one doesn’t.