# A Valuable Lesson Learned (TMI warning)...

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**Created:** [March 17, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valuable-lesson-learned-tmi-warning/98695 "2002-03-17T03:55:07Z")\
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**Post date:** [March 17, 2002, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-valuable-lesson-learned-tmi-warning/98695/11 "2002-03-17T21:23:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sinyster1 \*  
> \*\*Actually a Good Rule of Thumb is.
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> Liquor before beer you’re in the clear, Beer before liquor never sicker.  
> \*\*

Well… I don’t know about all that.

Picture me on my 16th birthday, a kid living alone and partying hard, drinking tequila shots and sunrises. I am a huge fan of tequila mostly because, no matter how much I’ve ever drank, it has never made me sick. We left my house (Designated Drivers are a GOOD THING, Lucki, in case you haven’t heard) and wound up at some other friend’s house. I felt fine, never better, until I drank some beer. I couldn’t even get two bottles down and the 4 mile drive back to my house was hell. Finally, three days later, I could move without getting sick.

Here’s an even better Rule Of Thumb (although I got a nickel that says it falls on deaf ears…) - Drinking is bad, mm’kay? Moderation is okay (a beer after work, wine with dinner, things like that) but you’re still a kid. I think you should just enjoy that for a while.

[really cheesy but sadly true]You can drink for the rest of your life, but this is the only chance you get to be a kid. [/rcbst]

God, I’m such a hypocrite. A non-drinking hypocrite, but a hypocrite just the same…

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