# A vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie ...
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 31, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404 "2011-10-31T18:24:14Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author:  [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2011, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404/21 "2011-11-01T14:40:59Z")
yeah, but what happens if they all bite an angel? That’s what I want to know.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404/22 "2011-11-01T15:26:00Z")
> [@Grumman](#):
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> Waking up one morning with your face covered in the blood of a half-eaten child?
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> You’ve basically got two types of werewolf: modern hippy werewolves, and the originals. The former might be a furry’s wet dream, but the latter means a few times every month you turn into an amoral monster.
The latter might be a furry’s wet dream, too. 😉
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2011, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404/23 "2011-11-01T15:43:00Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#):
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> yeah, but what happens if they all bite an angel? That’s what I want to know.
Then they all get a seraph infection.
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### Author:  [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2011, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404/24 "2011-11-01T17:55:06Z")
And if anyone should know about such topics, it’d be **BrainGlutton**.
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### Author:  [@A\_Dodgy\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Dodgy_Dude)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404/25 "2011-11-01T18:04:52Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#):
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> I go to the nearest bar, where the bartender asks me if this is some kind of a joke…
A priest, a minster, and a rabbi walk into a bar.
The bartender takes a long look at them and says, “What is this? A joke?”
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### Author:  [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2011, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404/26 "2011-11-02T13:13:19Z")
I have a question about the original premise. If you’re bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie all at the same time, they must all be within arm’s reach (fangs’ reach?) of each other. Okay, (presumably) unamed you is the most vulnerable. But are these monsters unaware of each other? Well, maybe a zombie just attacks you at random because it doesn’t know any better, and a werewolf the same, but isn’t this situation dangerous or at least uncomfortable for a vampire? I guess my question is really why don’t these creatures attack each other? Or do they, which leads to a “Who wins?” question.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2011, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404/27 "2011-11-02T13:20:03Z")
A lady walked into a bar, and she asked the bartender for a double entendre.
So he gave her one.
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### Author:  [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2011, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-vampire-a-werewolf-and-a-zombie/601404/28 "2011-11-02T13:40:25Z")
> [@Dendarii\_Dame](#):
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> I have a question about the original premise. If you’re bitten by a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie all at the same time, they must all be within arm’s reach (fangs’ reach?) of each other. Okay, (presumably) unamed you is the most vulnerable. But are these monsters unaware of each other? Well, maybe a zombie just attacks you at random because it doesn’t know any better, and a werewolf the same, but isn’t this situation dangerous or at least uncomfortable for a vampire?
Maybe it’s all an _extremely_ kinky foursome.
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