# A Verse Game **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 27, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351 "2003-01-27T22:48:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![petcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5fc32e/32.png) [@petcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petcat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/21 "2003-01-30T11:45:11Z")
The past is such a curious creature… Deflowered at Ozzfest under the bleachers. When what to my wondering eyes should appear… ---
**Author:** ![sotally\_tober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@sotally\_tober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sotally_tober)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/22 "2003-01-30T11:55:45Z")
But ghosts of the future past, and future near. O what a tangled web we weave… ---
**Author:** ![petcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5fc32e/32.png) [@petcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petcat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/23 "2003-01-30T12:12:24Z")
O what a tangled web we weave… When Emily’s post Khan’s post doth cleave… Able was I ere I saw Elba, ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/24 "2003-01-30T14:03:10Z")
Able was I ere I saw Elba, I could even make a fine peach melba! Whose woods these are, I think I know… ---
**Author:** ![Humble\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@Humble\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humble_Servant)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/25 "2003-01-30T15:08:20Z")
Whose woods these are, I think I know, His squirrels are fierce, they call him Joe. I think that I shall never see… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/26 "2003-01-30T15:46:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Humble Servant \* > \*\*Whose woods these are, I think I know, > His squirrels are fierce, they call him Joe. > > I think that I shall never see… \*\* Ted Nugent sipping fine Chablis. That’s my last Duchess painted on the wall… ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/27 "2003-01-30T15:53:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sternvogel \* > \*\*Ted Nugent sipping fine Chablis. > > That’s my last Duchess painted on the wall… \*\* Now in my bed I shall have them all! And did those feet in ancient time … ---
**Author:** ![binx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e95f7d/32.png) [@binx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/binx)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/28 "2003-01-30T15:56:59Z")
I think that I shall never see… \*\* [/QUOTE] …a man by the name of Tim McVeigh. Pains of love be sweeter far ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/29 "2003-01-30T16:13:28Z")
…than pains of getting hit by car. Because I could not stop for death… ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/30 "2003-01-30T16:16:51Z")
(Sorry, **binx** - Sternvogel and Malthus were first…) “And did those feet in ancient time…” …walk in the mud and filth and grime. (and to join things back together, **Treviathan** ) Because I could not stop for death… ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/31 "2003-01-30T16:25:14Z")
…it was time to give up crystal meth. Batter my heart, three-personed God… ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/32 "2003-01-30T16:52:36Z")
(PLEASE don’t let me kill this thread! Come on!) ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/33 "2003-01-30T17:00:38Z")
… deep fry it and serve it to General Zod. Now is the winter of our discontent… ---
**Author:** ![Humble\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@Humble\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humble_Servant)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/34 "2003-01-30T19:38:06Z")
Now is the winter of our discontent. We’re cold, we’re peeved, we need to vent. Come live with me and be my love… ---
**Author:** ![raygirvan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac91a4/32.png) [@raygirvan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raygirvan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/35 "2003-01-30T20:34:18Z")
Come live with me and be my love “No way! My pimp won’t let me, guv”. My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/36 "2003-01-30T20:40:01Z")
If breasts be phasers, hers are set on stun. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/37 "2003-01-30T20:46:47Z")
Oops! I forgot to add a line: The grave is a fine and private place ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/38 "2003-01-30T20:55:02Z")
> [@](#): > > The grave is a fine and private place when you’re dealt four Kings and an Ace. I cannot go to school today… ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/39 "2003-01-30T23:09:11Z")
…A gust of wind blew the school away. Tyger, tyger, burning bright… ---
**Author:** ![petcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5fc32e/32.png) [@petcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/petcat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351/40 "2003-01-31T01:40:35Z")
Tyger, Tyger burning bright, STDs had made his putter tight… Four Score and Seven Years Ago, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-verse-game/151351.md?page=3)