# A very brief Pasover Haggadah **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 4, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003 "2011-12-04T03:46:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003/1 "2011-12-04T03:46:30Z")
The shortest[Haggadah](http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2006/04/the_twominute_haggadah.html) I’ve ever seen. I’m thinking of using it. An example: The four kinds of children and how to deal with them: Wise child—explain Passover. Simple child—explain Passover slowly. Silent child—explain Passover loudly. Wicked child—browbeat in front of the relatives. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003/2 "2011-12-04T04:10:07Z")
Where’s Elijah? ---
**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003/3 "2011-12-04T04:14:45Z")
> [@RealityChuck](#): > > Where’s Elijah? Check outside the front door… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003/4 "2011-12-04T04:20:06Z")
> [@grimpixie](#): > > Check outside the front door… I encountered a very large raccoon once, doing that. ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003/5 "2011-12-04T11:26:54Z")
Did it drink the wine? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003/6 "2011-12-04T11:33:12Z")
I’m pretty sure one should never give a racoon wine. Who wants a drunk racoon rootin’ in the garbage? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003/7 "2011-12-04T15:34:17Z")
> [@Alessan](#): > > Did it drink the wine? I got the door closed quickly enough. It was Kosher, Baron Rothschild White ZInfindel, imported to Arkansas, back when you could do that. No way. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003/8 "2011-12-04T16:46:09Z")
The linked Haggadah has a minor mistake: It says “sing Dayenu”. It should have said :“sing ONE verse of Dayenu” 'Cause this is s’posed to be the _short_ Haggadah. oh…and I like the part 'bout the raccoon. 🙂 (But who drinks white Zinfindel on Passover, anyway? That’s sacrilege…even for a 2-minute Haggadah) ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2011, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-brief-pasover-haggadah/605003/9 "2011-12-04T17:37:44Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > The linked Haggadah has a minor mistake: > > It says “sing Dayenu”. > It should have said :“sing ONE verse of Dayenu” > > 'Cause this is s’posed to be the _short_ Haggadah. > > oh…and I like the part 'bout the raccoon. 🙂 > (But who drinks white Zinfindel on Passover, anyway? That’s sacrilege…even for a 2-minute Haggadah) Good point, thanks! I can’t stand Mogen David or Manachevitz, however you spell it. 🙂