# A Very Early and Stolen MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 15, 2006, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798 "2006-05-15T04:15:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/61 "2006-05-15T19:45:03Z")
> [@Sean Factotum](#): > > And don’t forget the yearly Burning of the Swamp ( **N.O.S.** ). I live on the northern part of that same landmark. > > And that’s the Hooter’s we at Technical Thingies go to every so often. We work not too far from there. Oh man! I could have had Mandy the Martian and Roundboy join us for dinner, too… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/62 "2006-05-15T19:48:27Z")
> [@Draelin](#): > > A white sofa would be just _begging_ for a catastrophic spill incident of some sort in my house. 🙂 > > Now I’m on a painting kick. It’s a pain in the ass, but now I want to paint the rest of the house in the craziest colors I can think of. Roomie’s going to paint her room brown (which is the last color anybody who knows her would think of), but I’m thinking now we need to do the library, the front hall, the back hall, and maybe we’ll leave the bathroom as is. There’s nothing purple yet … throw in some hot pink or bright orange and have a psychodelic pad, man! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/63 "2006-05-15T19:52:09Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Today is [Maggie](http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e260/dogbutler/Picture045.jpg) the wonder beagle’s 10th birthday. She celebrated by puking on my bed. Hey **sneezy** , save me a dryer at the laundromat. I called my mother yesterday, so I’m still in the will. Sports note- the Canes won. The google ads in the [Hockey](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=367570&page=5) thread are for Montreal and New Jersey tickets [Nelson]Ha! Ha! [/Nelson] . > > dogbutler > MMP newbie Welcome, **DB** , to where the cool kids hang (but you’re going to need a better nickname than that…anyone else care to assign?) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/64 "2006-05-15T20:09:12Z")
> [@Fetchund](#): > > Thanks, **Weird One**. I hate nagging people I’ve never met… 'Salright. It’s really nice to have people who care enough to bug me to go to the doctor, even though they’ve never met me. Now to catch up with the rest of the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/65 "2006-05-15T20:10:24Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Welcome, **DB** , to where the cool kids hang (but you’re going to need a better nickname than that…anyone else care to assign?) Poop-Scooper? That’s what my cats call me. ---
**Author:** ![Fetchund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b2d939/32.png) [@Fetchund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fetchund)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/66 "2006-05-15T20:17:13Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Welcome, **DB** , to where the cool kids hang (but you’re going to need a better nickname than that…anyone else care to assign?) Hate to say that the short form is “DogButt”… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/67 "2006-05-15T20:19:36Z")
**Sneezy** , I’m sorry to hear about your week of suck. I’ll try to send some of this rain your way; does anyone know the number of the Wind God? **rose** , you certainly sound like you were precocious little kid. And no, I’m not going to bother looking up the spelling of precocious. On the nickname issue, I propose **doggy**. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/68 "2006-05-15T20:22:29Z")
I withdraw my proposal in favor of **DogButt**. ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/69 "2006-05-15T20:32:23Z")
heh…you said BUTT… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/70 "2006-05-15T20:40:08Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > **rose** , you certainly sound like you were precocious little kid. And no, I’m not going to bother looking up the spelling of precocious. heh - I was 7 going on 18 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/71 "2006-05-15T20:50:17Z")
Now, y’all stop that! It isn’t nice to refer to poor **dogbutler** as **dogbutt** for at least a couple of weeks OR until **fcm** has already received her chocolate. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/72 "2006-05-15T21:04:37Z")
> [@Tupug Anachi](#): > > Now, y’all stop that! It isn’t nice to refer to poor **dogbutler** as **dogbutt** for at least a couple of weeks OR until **fcm** has already received her chocolate. 😉 Wait, I gotta send chocolate? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/73 "2006-05-15T21:14:26Z")
> [@Tupug Anachi](#): > > Now, y’all stop that! It isn’t nice to refer to poor **dogbutler** as **dogbutt** for at least a couple of weeks OR until **fcm** has already received her chocolate. 😉 One of the many, and more chronic, nicknames for [Maddy the VunderDog](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/000_0121.jpg) is [FuzzButt](http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a378/VunderBob/fuzzbutt.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/74 "2006-05-15T21:15:33Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Wait, I gotta send chocolate? :smack: Chocolate, shmocolate. Wait 'til you hear about the goat… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/75 "2006-05-15T21:22:37Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Chocolate, shmocolate. Wait 'til you hear about the goat… and the squid! Don;t forget the squid! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/76 "2006-05-15T21:27:17Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Chocolate, shmocolate. Wait 'til you hear about the goat… and the squid! Don’t forget the squid! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/77 "2006-05-15T21:28:02Z")
stoopit hamsters ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/78 "2006-05-15T21:38:08Z")
OK, cut it out - we don’t do goats and squids. Sheesh. All you need to become one of the Cool Kids is to send the requisite Chocolate Love Offering. Now, all newbies gather together for a group grope, er, I mean hug. 😃 Well, I had my first physical therapy session today - the therapist thinks I might have rotator cuff tendonitis. Next visit, he’s going to give me exercises I can do, and he said ice packs are good. And that I should take it easy. And he forgot to mention it, but I know chocolate is in order too. And that’s all I’ve got. No weird dreams last night, nothing exciting at work. Just another day in paradise… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/79 "2006-05-15T21:43:04Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > Today is [Maggie](http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e260/dogbutler/Picture045.jpg) the wonder beagle’s 10th birthday. She celebrated by puking on my bed. Hey **sneezy** , save me a dryer at the laundromat. I called my mother yesterday, so I’m still in the will. Sports note- the Canes won. The google ads in the [Hockey](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=367570&page=5) thread are for Montreal and New Jersey tickets [Nelson]Ha! Ha! [/Nelson] . > > dogbutler > MMP newbie How do you feel being the underling for a member of beaglekind? I’ve got two tricolored overlords back home. They run my existcence. It’s faaaaaaaaaaaaantastic! ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2006, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/80 "2006-05-15T21:43:15Z")
My weird dream consisted of me working at some Japanese restaurant with Anagramless guy for a short while, and then we went outside to what turned out to be a Britney Spears concert, although I didn’t realize it was a concert, but thought that someone was playing music loudly. Someone asked me if I wanted to dance, and although I never dance, I did for some reason… and everyone else did the same thing as me. Without knowing it, I was a backup dancer for Britney Spears! Why? Also, I’ve become completely addicted to riding my bike. I didn’t have to work today, but I rode my bike to school to check my mail, and then later in the day, up to a clothing store to waste some time and ride my bike. I don’t know if I’m ever actually going to get my car fixed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798.md?page=5)