# A Very Early and Stolen MMP **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [May 15, 2006, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798 "2006-05-15T04:15:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/121 "2006-05-16T18:00:05Z")
> [@Lissla Lissar](#): > > Mr. Lissar bought me aa hot dog. It was ‘a date’. :rolleyes: It was about the tenth time in seven years that we’ve been out somewhere without any of th other Husbands or Quasi-Daughter with us. We’re so romantic. Also, it was Ikea food, so i might have been poisoned. > > Time trot off and do laundry. MMMMMM. Ikea 50-cent hot dogs: Breakfast of Champions!!! ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/122 "2006-05-16T18:02:13Z")
Since I’d have my wrist slapped and get a mean ole’ note from a mod if I started a thread to say it, allow me to say here and now that THIS is my 2600th post you have the privilege of reading right now. It will be as mundane and pointless as any I’ve written, since that’s all I have to say here. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/123 "2006-05-16T18:04:19Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > Since I’d have my wrist slapped and get a mean ole’ note from a mod if I started a thread to say it, allow me to say here and now that THIS is my 2600th post you have the privilege of reading right now. > > It will be as mundane and pointless as any I’ve written, since that’s all I have to say here. > > 😃 Thank you for sharing this with us. I feel honored. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/124 "2006-05-16T18:11:39Z")
> [@Snakescatlady](#): > > Well, I’m off to go voluntarily have a hole poked in my arm. I’m giving blood. I know it is a good thing to do and all that, but damn I hate needles! And the ones they take blood with look big enough to drive a small truck through! They are. 😃 They usually use 14 gauges. Sometimes 16, but usually 14. (and no, it is not logical–the smaller the gauge, the LARGER the bore. heheheheheheheh). I am so buring in hell. **MBG** -how you do that, man? you have 2 2,600 posts! Cool. 🆒 Still need to go to the library-got sucked into a ghost thread…and I need to clean the bathroom. (master this time–didn’t do it the other day. What?) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/125 "2006-05-16T18:12:09Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > . . . LOOK!!! A GATOR!!! HIDE THE WOMEN AND DOGS!!!. . . what about the \*\*kitties =^.^= \*\* ??? ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/126 "2006-05-16T18:14:57Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > what about the \*\*kitties =^.^= \*\* ??? I don’t know about Smokey, but my three will be hiding under the bed at the first sign of trouble. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/127 "2006-05-16T18:17:34Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > **’Mika** , be sure to stay out until 2 more often. Bad Girls are preferred, ya know. > > Now, if you made a flash animation to your \*\*Taters \*\* song, you’d be the Koolest Kid on the block…momentarily I am a Bad Girl with the face of a Good Girl, which is even better. _:bats eyelashes: Who, me? Why, I never._ As for flash, you may as well just watch the I Love Egg song. Let me link to it. I Love Egg More on Namak Halaal tonight! Once I get some sleep…or at least more java. Yay, **Bus Guy**! ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/128 "2006-05-16T18:19:38Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#): > > Since I’d have my wrist slapped and get a mean ole’ note from a mod if I started a thread to say it, allow me to say here and now that THIS is my 2600th post you have the privilege of reading right now. > > It will be as mundane and pointless as any I’ve written, since that’s all I have to say here. > > 😃 I’m reporting you. \ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/129 "2006-05-16T18:19:52Z")
:looks at coding: And you wanted me to attempt a flash cartoon. :runs away and hides: ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/130 "2006-05-16T18:22:11Z")
Four to go for my 3000th… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/131 "2006-05-16T18:23:36Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > Don’t step in a poodle… you beat me to it 😃 \*\*TWO \*\* - eat yogurt or take acidophilus (sp?) while you’re on the anti-b’s - it’ll keep your good bacteria functioning yummy greek salad with grilled chicken and extra tzatziki for lunch mmmm mmmmm I actually got 7 hours sleep last night! Uninterrupted! I feel human again! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/132 "2006-05-16T18:24:46Z")
But hey - I’ve been here 5 years longer than you! You sure post a lot! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/133 "2006-05-16T18:25:15Z")
> [@Dolores Reborn](#): > > Four to go for my 3000th… # 4,398 ! (hah! run rings around ya, I did) ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/134 "2006-05-16T18:26:04Z")
Kitties are yummy and taste good with rice. Now I \*know \* everyone will be on me like hair on a monkey! ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/135 "2006-05-16T18:27:11Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > # 4,398 ! (hah! run rings around ya, I did) _Ahem_. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/136 "2006-05-16T18:27:14Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Kitties are yummy and taste good with rice. > > Now I \*know \* everyone will be on me like hair on a monkey! I know non-western cultures like eat unusual things - but you stay away from my Smokey! ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/137 "2006-05-16T18:29:19Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > what about the \*\*kitties =^.^= \*\* ??? Where IS that gator? I have 2 cats and a dog for it… ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/138 "2006-05-16T18:32:16Z")
> [@Anaamika](#): > > Now I \*know \* everyone will be on me like hair on a monkey! How many others read this as: “everyone will be on me like hair on _my_ monkey!” ? Would that be Spank the Monkey? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/139 "2006-05-16T18:35:04Z")
My monkey has no hair. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2006, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-early-and-stolen-mmp/356798/140 "2006-05-16T18:35:53Z")
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