# A Very Grumpy MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 10, 2016, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140 "2016-10-10T10:12:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/121 "2016-10-12T20:24:49Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Dammit, yes. I’m very sorry. You will have to remind of your MMP name… :o

I’d question whether I post to the MMP often enough to warrant a name, but I believe that I was christened “Fonz.”

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/122 "2016-10-12T20:50:54Z")

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Home after a very busy day. We’re going to Capt. Leonard’s for supper - we haven’t been there in a year a least. So that’ll be nice. I hope.

I woke before 4 this morning, so I’s tahred, and the busy day just added to my fatigue. I expect I’ll crash early. And tomorrow, I’ve got a Dr Appt, so there’s that to look forward to.

C’mon Firday!!

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/123 "2016-10-12T21:09:28Z")

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Tradition\* dictates I eat Chinese food for dinner, but I’m just not feeling it.

\*I recall, every year, leaving temple after the final Yom Kippur service and joining the line-around-the-block to pick up dinner from Tea Village

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/124 "2016-10-12T21:29:29Z")

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Leftover pot pie has been ingested. I yanked some ground beast outta da freezer that will become beastloaf tomorrow.

**Fonz** you post once and you are a Mumper. That is our only hard and fast rule. Glad youi’re back.

**flytrap** I thought it was an Arkansaw state law that every home must have a picture of dawgs playin’ poker on prominent display.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/125 "2016-10-12T21:38:37Z")

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So I went to the dentist and to the medical supply house. I have a scooter but they didn’t have the crutch pads I needed. And my friend’s battery died while she waited for me at the dentist, so she had to call her husband to give her a jump. So it was quite an adventure. I was completely beat when I got home, so I ate something (I know, I know. Bad Jew!) and took a nap with Target. Since I was so tired, I decided that anything I had to do for the rest of the week can be postponed until next week.

Not sure what’s for dinner. I know what I want, but whether I have it or not is a different story entirely.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/126 "2016-10-12T22:11:19Z")

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Another irritation to my day.

My phone went weird on me. Died with a full battery, I turned it on and the battery went up really fast to 100%. Phone dies again, comes on again, dies again, repeat a few more times. Finally I took it out of the case, took the back off and I find a swollen and misshapen battery. I have no time to run to the ATT store and I need my phone, Fortunately, it took some searching but I found the old battery, which won’t hold a charge but I can use the phone as long as it’s plugged in.

Welcome back **Fonz**

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/127 "2016-10-12T22:13:38Z")

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> [@swampbear](#):
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> **BigKitty** congrats! Glad the comin’ out went well. As to religion, I see you as more of a pastafarian. You are who you are and those of us that love you, love you cause you’re **BigKitty**. That’s enough reason.
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> Laterz!

I was a pastafarian last night. Today I’m a quesadillist.

> [@missred](#):
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> If I’d have known that you were coming out, I would have thrown you a ball, **big kitty**! Congrats!

[I’ll wear my fanciest dress and all my crinolines!](https://archive.org/details/PromItsA1961)

And since I know all y’all who aren’t on my FB are wondering what I came out as: a beautiful butterfly. _flutters around and drinks nectar_

But you knew that. I’m actually one of [these](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asexuality).

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/128 "2016-10-12T22:20:38Z")

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Capt Leonard has raised his prices since we last went - the crab cake platter was $4 or $5 more than it used to be, but it was GOOOOOOOOOD!! I’s stuffded. \*\*FCD \*\*had frog legs and he said they were good. So we’ve bot got happy tummies as we prepare for evening chillage.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/129 "2016-10-12T22:26:42Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> Capt Leonard has raised his prices since we last went - the crab cake platter was $4 or $5 more than it used to be, but it was GOOOOOOOOOD!! I’s stuffded. \*\*FCD \*\*had frog legs and he said they were good. So we’ve bot got happy tummies as we prepare for evening chillage.

:eek: Did FCD ever stop to think about all those poor little froggies in wheelchairs?! DID HE?!

I’m starting to look at websites of local delis and such. With any luck, they deliver, but if they don’t, at least I can get out of the house once in a while.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2016, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/130 "2016-10-12T23:27:49Z")

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**Fonz** , you know what us not realizing that you were on break means, don’t you? You need to post more. 😛

**rockin’** , I don’t know about Judaism, but Catholics are instructed to not fast on fast days if it would harm them medically. If you were shaky, IMO, that would qualify.

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/131 "2016-10-13T00:05:13Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> **Fonz** , you know what us not realizing that you were on break means, don’t you? You need to post more. 😛
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> **rockin’** , I don’t know about Judaism, but Catholics are instructed to not fast on fast days if it would harm them medically. If you were shaky, IMO, that would qualify.

It’s the same in Judaism. You do what you can to fast, but you don’t do anything that would put your health at risk. Since I’m recovering from surgery, I wasn’t expected to fast.

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**Author:** ![Catamount](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/catamount/32/2840_2.png) [@Catamount](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catamount)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/132 "2016-10-13T00:08:07Z")

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> [@MsRobyn](#):
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> :eek: Did FCD ever stop to think about all those poor little froggies in wheelchairs?! DID HE?!.

I saw a dachshund in a wheelchair at the park on Monday. He was so cute and perky.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/133 "2016-10-13T00:40:23Z")

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Worked, ate, and now a book is calling my name.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/134 "2016-10-13T00:44:24Z")

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My oven is broken _wails_ DH wants me to try and get it fixed. There are sales! _sobs_ I need an oven. _throws self on floor and kicks feet_

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/135 "2016-10-13T01:18:05Z")

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> [@kopek](#):
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> Worked, ate, and now a book is calling my name.

_“ **Ruble** , you haven’t read with [me](https://www.amazon.com/Anarchist-Cookbook-William-Powell/dp/0974458902) in a while”_

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/136 "2016-10-13T01:22:00Z")

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> [@anyrose](#):
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> I recall, every year, leaving temple after the final Yom Kippur service and joining the line-around-the-block to pick up dinner from Tea Village

🙂

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/137 "2016-10-13T01:33:22Z")

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The tardis is on a barge as they haul up pieces of the [Broadway Bridge.](http://nlr.ar.gov/cms/One.aspx?portalId=63176&pageId=5464005)

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**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/138 "2016-10-13T01:34:32Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> **Fonz** , you know what us not realizing that you were on break means, don’t you? You need to post more. 😛

I had to take a break from the board for my mental health: I was getting close to committing suicide by mod.

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/139 "2016-10-13T01:34:42Z")

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I worked, came home,napped. Alex Cat is being introduced to what a hockey hosuehold is like.😃

> [@Draelin](#):
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> I’ve always pictured Gordie as a kind of mellow beagle mix. I am sure that at some point, I have seen a picture and completely forgotten it.

[Nelly K. Beagle](http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e260/dogbutler/Pets/005-1.jpg) was a mellow old lady [Maggie Wonderbeagle](http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e260/dogbutler/Picture090.jpg) was a more active beagle

> [@swampbear](#):
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> Ty and I had a nap. I am less achy now. I get strange dreams with TY. Apparently in my dream it was my birthday and we were at a friend’s place which was hyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge (IRL this friend lives in a two bedroom condo) and a big surprise had been planned for me. A drag queen handed me a DQ ice cream cake and started to sing “Santa Baby” when all of a sudden we were all outside bein’ chased by a pack of dachunds that had taken over the town and roundin’ up all the humans. Then I woke up. Moral of the dream: Do not let a drag queen sing “Santa Baby” where there’s a pack of dachunds around. The dachunds don’t like that. 😃

So **Hockey Monkey** ’s mob was chasing you?😃

> [@Reluctant\_A](#):
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> I’d question whether I post to the MMP often enough to warrant a name, but I believe that I was christened “Fonz.”

If you post, you warrent a name. And welcome back!

Congrats on coming out, **BigKitty**!

**Sunny** , I vote new oven, too. Do you have gas?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-grumpy-mmp/768140/140 "2016-10-13T01:37:12Z")

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> [@Reluctant\_A](#):
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> I had to take a break from the board for my mental health: I was getting close to committing suicide by mod.

Were you gone?

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