# A Very Happy Birthday **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2001, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473 "2001-07-06T11:42:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/21 "2001-07-07T01:31:05Z")
I think **Persephone** and I can accomodate you with that, babe. At the same time. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/22 "2001-07-07T02:01:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*I think **Persephone** and I can accomodate you with that, babe. > > At the same time. > > 😉 \*\* You do relize that I am now officially dead. Damn you! Damn you all! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/23 "2001-07-07T02:37:53Z")
Heh. I don’t know about **Persephone** , though I can guess, but I _know_ I can raise ‘the dead’. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/24 "2001-07-07T02:50:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > \*\*Heh. > > I don’t know about **Persephone** , though I can guess, but I _know_ I can raise ‘the dead’.\*\* Alright, alright, alright. I am going to Oklahoma! NOW! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/25 "2001-07-07T03:02:41Z")
Happy birthday, **rob**! You realize, of course, that with an average age of death for an American male at 75\*, you are now entering middle-age. \*[sub]I don’t know if that’s true; I’m just fuckin’ with rob[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/26 "2001-07-07T10:29:57Z")
Oh, thanks **beatle**. As if I am not having enough old moments. You owe me a beer at the next Dopefest… Speaking of… we need another one soon. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/27 "2001-07-07T10:48:29Z")
Happy birthday 🙂 Would you like a Huricarana or a BroncoBuster? ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/28 "2001-07-07T11:13:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > **Happy birthday 🙂 > Would you like a Huricarana or a BroncoBuster?** How about a Diamond Cutter? 😉 I’m sorry, Booker T is still my favorite. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/29 "2001-07-07T11:15:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robgruver \* > How about a Diamond Cutter? 😉 I’m sorry, Booker T is still my favorite. \*\* Booker T = Diamond Dallas Page. I should get more sleep. ---
**Author:** ![Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Morrison\_s\_Lament](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morrison_s_Lament)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/30 "2001-07-07T11:16:18Z")
Happy birthday Dub… ehm, I mean Rob! 😃 Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do tonight! You know, that one thing I wouldn’t do… the one with the rubber duck, six pints of vodka and vaseline… Anything else is OK, though. 😉 — G. Raven ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/31 "2001-07-07T11:16:24Z")
Sure…try to flirt with you and you want DDP’s finisher? ::shakes head and pouts:: ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/32 "2001-07-07T11:17:40Z")
As I said, I need much more sleep. I am even missing flirting!!! Damn, I suck. ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/33 "2001-07-07T11:25:33Z")
I’ll make it easier for you… How YOU doing? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/34 "2001-07-07T11:27:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hardygrrl \* > \*\*I’ll make it easier for you… > > How YOU doing? 😉 \*\* I’m doin purty good. How bouts you? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/35 "2001-07-07T11:41:18Z")
I’m doing good 😉 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/36 "2001-07-07T11:47:13Z")
Good, good. Wanna come over and watch the HardCore Pay Per View? I have it on tape. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/37 "2001-07-07T11:54:57Z")
Sure 🙂 I’ll bring my copies of TLC,Beyond the Mat and Mick Foley-Madman Unleashed. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/38 "2001-07-07T14:23:21Z")
Feh. Wrestling videos? I’ll just be in the back, playing with **Persephone**. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/39 "2001-07-07T14:37:47Z")
Ooooh! What are we gonna play? Jacks? Hopscotch? Monopoly? _:::Arden whispers something in Persephone’s ear:::_ Oh, _that’s_ what we’re gonna play? Hang on. I’ll be right back. Just let me get the whipped cream and the chicken. Oh, and we’ll probably need some extra batteries. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/40 "2001-07-07T14:58:15Z")
Chicken? Dear, unless it’s cooked and we’re going to be feeding each other, we need to talk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473.md?page=3)