# A Very Happy Birthday **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 6, 2001, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473 "2001-07-06T11:42:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/41 "2001-07-07T15:09:34Z")
_Eat_ the chicken? Heck no! We…oh wait, did I misunderstand again? Boy, is my face red! We still need the whipped cream and the batteries though, right? ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/42 "2001-07-07T15:10:55Z")
Need? Not really. But they can add to the fun. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/43 "2001-07-07T22:58:42Z")
::walks over to Arden and Persephone with a big old box of batteries:: Diamonds may be a girls best friend, but fresh batteries come really close. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/44 "2001-07-07T23:23:55Z")
Are you absolutely sure you don’t want this chicken? He’s very compliant…er, I mean, _well-trained._ ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/45 "2001-07-07T23:28:23Z")
**rob** , you’re a doll. **Persephone** , sheesh. Straight women. C’mere. I’ll demonstrate. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/46 "2001-07-07T23:31:22Z")
Well, if you want to get rid of the chicken I guess I could take it off your hands. Pluck it, stuff it, and eat it. (ooo that was dirty) ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/47 "2001-07-07T23:33:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > **rob, you’re a doll.** But am I a Real Doll sub[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/48 "2001-07-07T23:37:29Z")
Okay, okay, so the chicken was a bad idea. Just don’t lose the feathers, okay? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2001, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/49 "2001-07-07T23:56:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robgruver \* > \*\* > But am I a Real Doll sub[/sub] \*\* Does that mean we just clean you up and put you in the closet when we’re done? **Persephone**. Chicken feathers? No, no, my pet. Here we have long fluffy ostrich feathers and pretty peacock feathers for your … enjoyment. Or is this part of your new Martha Stewart fixation? ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/50 "2001-07-08T00:00:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Or is this part of your new Martha Stewart fixation? No, I’m just twisted and sick, thanks. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/51 "2001-07-08T02:11:52Z")
Sure robgruver, I dress up just like Lita and you forget all about me. ::Kicks dirt while fingering the back of her thong:: ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/52 "2001-07-08T03:01:37Z")
::helps **hardygrrl** with her thong:: Oh, I new you were there. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/53 "2001-07-08T04:00:01Z")
Still up for that BroncoBuster? ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/54 "2001-07-08T06:38:34Z")
Oh, what the hell. I am up for it. 🙂 [sub]BTW: I have had enough frosty cold, adult beverages to kill a bear.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/55 "2001-07-08T08:18:34Z")
Well I’m completely sober abd ready to play Matt and Lita IYKWIM. You just go sit over there by the ringpost and I’ll do all the work. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/56 "2001-07-08T08:28:44Z")
::gets into his see through black shirt, black leather pants and slicks his hair back waiting:: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/57 "2001-07-08T08:44:56Z")
You forgot the European Championship belt but it’s your birthday so I’ll let it slide. 🙂 ::Goes to opposite ringpost,makes the guns gesture at her temples,runs across the ring, leaps and lands with her thights on his shoulders. Starts bouncing and siinging happy birthday:: ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/58 "2001-07-08T10:57:33Z")
::smiles so wide he looks stiff, ala Calvin of Calvin and Hobbes:: ---
**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/59 "2001-07-08T17:20:53Z")
Just looks stiff? ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473/60 "2001-07-08T18:23:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*Okay, okay, so the chicken was a bad idea. > > Just don’t lose the feathers, okay? 😃 \*\* [Foghorn Leghorn] “Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion!” [/Foghorn Leghorn] Many happy returns **Rob**. With the recent agonies you have had to endure, I will gladly help to celebrate your life and wish you every joy possible. Now get back to your flirting like a good little stud! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-happy-birthday/71473.md?page=2)