# A very subltle fuck you **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 27, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651 "2018-02-27T03:27:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/1 "2018-02-27T03:27:19Z")
You mutherfuckers can go fuck yourselves. Yea, i realize i’m a shit-stained pariah around here, so i’ve nothing to lose by speaking my mind. Of everyone here at the `Dope, there’s a handful of truly great and wonderful people. And I love those of you. You (kind and caring) guys are why i’ve hung-around, and paid my dues. I’ve tried to help out when i can, but mostly I just appreciate what the rest of you offer up -for free- to losers like me. But what i’ve learned -just in the last couple of years- is that most of you are just common, pretentious, narrow-minded, potato-heads. You don’t give a shit about people; you only give a shit about saying how great you are, how fucking insightful you (think) you are, and how you can stick a knife in those who don’t agree with you. Well, those of you can suck my limp, dirty-underwear-encased, sweaty dick. Actually, no don’t. You’re not good enough for that. Instead, I’ll offer you to suck my dirty, shit-stained underwear. But after saying that, I really and truly wish you all a wonderful and prosperous future. When you grow-up, I hope you realize what a fuckin’ douche you are; that you’re not contributing to society. You’re only bringing it down with your self-righteous bullshit. Just because someone post an option that you don’t agree with doesn’t make them a worthless piece of shit. The worthless piece of shit is the poster that can’t see past their pre-conceived, pigeon-holed, notions of what life is; a mosaic of differences. You could try to be understanding of others, but I realize that’s asking too much. May god, buddha, chuthlu, satan, Aly Raisman, who-the-fuck-ever-that-you-worship, bless you and yours. Warm regards, and as much love as i can muster, Shun ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/2 "2018-02-27T03:31:49Z")
Pardon me but, who are you exactly? ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/3 "2018-02-27T03:33:59Z")
as i said, I’m a loser. Nobody. But you guys need to be called out. So, I’m (lamely) attempting that. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/4 "2018-02-27T03:34:04Z")
> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#): > > Pardon me but, who are you exactly? Whoever he is, he seems…angry about something. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/5 "2018-02-27T03:35:40Z")
> [@somepumpkin](#): > > as i said, I’m a loser. Nobody. But you guys need to be called out. So, I’m (lamely) attempting that. Well, good job, you! ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/6 "2018-02-27T03:36:28Z")
Angry? Yea. But as I fall asleep tonight i really have nothing but love for humanity. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/7 "2018-02-27T03:37:40Z")
What is this about? Also what drugs did you take and are you willing to share with the rest of the class? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/8 "2018-02-27T03:38:22Z")
Maybe, a small chill pill, dude! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/9 "2018-02-27T03:38:23Z")
> [@somepumpkin](#): > > Angry? Yea. But as I fall asleep tonight i really have nothing but love for humanity. Well, if all it takes to achieve inner peace is typing out a vague rant on a message board, good on ya. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/10 "2018-02-27T03:39:00Z")
Dude… alcohol and Oxycontin and soma and weed and nicotine and chicken… what a rush. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/11 "2018-02-27T03:40:59Z")
I feel called out. Or maybe bored, how do I tell the difference? ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/12 "2018-02-27T03:42:11Z")
Well, do you feel love in your heart? ARe you high on pain-killers? It’s not you. ---
**Author:** ![galen\_ubal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/galen_ubal/32/4440_2.png) [@galen\_ubal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/galen_ubal)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/13 "2018-02-27T03:47:12Z")
> [@somepumpkin](#): > > Dude… alcohol and Oxycontin and soma and weed and nicotine and chicken… what a rush. Dude, if you’re serious, get off the internet and call an ambulance. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/14 "2018-02-27T03:49:55Z")
hahaha. this is much more fun than that (ill-concived) Aly Raisnam thread. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/15 "2018-02-27T03:50:59Z")
Oh fuck… my glass is empty. BRB. ---
**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/16 "2018-02-27T04:04:44Z")
Huh, been here longer then me. I wouldn’t have guessed. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/17 "2018-02-27T04:06:44Z")
Subtlety fail. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/18 "2018-02-27T04:09:46Z")
oh, i’ve failed many times. Lost my job today. What else you got? ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/19 "2018-02-27T04:13:44Z")
:: looks in medicine cabinet :: Advil, Neosporin, Mucinex, and half a roll of Tums. ---
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2018, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651/20 "2018-02-27T04:14:31Z")
not much to offer. Need to smoke a blunt. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-very-subltle-fuck-you/809651.md?page=2)