# A victory at too great a cost is called?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [December 2, 2009, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762 "2009-12-02T21:33:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/21 "2009-12-03T23:32:54Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> Holy Zeus, but you’re high maintenance during Advent. Fine.

Can I help it that my Advent calendar had a candy corn instead of a chocolate today? 😛

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**Author:** ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/22 "2009-12-03T23:34:27Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> This is from the Appendices to Lord of the Rings, for those who aren’t me, QtC, **What Exit?** , **Elendil’s Heir** , **well, he’s back** , or **Malacandra** ; it is uttered by one of the Dwarves after a ruinous battle with the Orcs in Moria.

_ahem_

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**Author:** ![fandango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b5ac83/32.png) [@fandango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fandango)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/23 "2009-12-03T23:34:37Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> TTTNKWIIAWRATEO ! It’s for the kids!

What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2009, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/24 "2009-12-03T23:37:41Z")

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> [@Knorf](#):
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> _ahem_

Whereas you are ALWAYS high-maintenance.

_This is from the Appendices to Lord of the Rings, for those who aren’t me, **knorf** , jayjay, QtC, What Exit?, Elendil’s Heir, well, he’s back, or Malacandra; it is uttered by one of the Dwarves after a ruinous battle with the Orcs in Moria._

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**Author:** ![Bartman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Bartman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bartman)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/25 "2009-12-04T04:20:51Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> Whereas you are ALWAYS high-maintenance.
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> _This is from the Appendices to Lord of the Rings, for those who aren’t me, **knorf** , jayjay, QtC, What Exit?, Elendil’s Heir, well, he’s back, or Malacandra; it is uttered by one of the Dwarves after a ruinous battle with the Orcs in Moria._

**ahem** Keep counting. There are far more of us Tolkien geeks on SMDB than you are likely to list. 🙂

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**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/26 "2009-12-04T07:10:02Z")

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> [@fandango](#):
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> What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!

Do not taunt Happy Fun Balm!

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**Author:** ![Chief\_Pedant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@Chief\_Pedant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chief_Pedant)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/27 "2009-12-04T12:23:53Z")

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> [@Shakes](#):
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> Wow! thanks guys. That’s gotta be some sort of record or something! 😃

Google returns “Pyrrhic Victory” as the first hit for “victory at too great a cost” in 0.18 seconds, so we at the Dope are still lagging.

It even gets it with “to” instead of “too” and corrects the error to boot.

Let’s step it up a notch, kids. Even Cecil must be starting to sweat.

> **[Google Search](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_en-USUS294US312&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victory+at+too+great+a+cost)**

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/28 "2009-12-04T12:35:01Z")

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> [@Chief\_Pedant](#):
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> Google returns “Pyrrhic Victory” as the first hit for “victory at too great a cost” in 0.18 seconds, so we at the Dope are still lagging.
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> It even gets it with “to” instead of “too” and corrects the error to boot.
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> Let’s step it up a notch, kids. Even Cecil must be starting to sweat.
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> [Google Search](http://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1GGLS_en-USUS294US312&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=victory+at+too+great+a+cost)

Howzabout this: “What’s that phrase for when you predict something based on the assumption that all other conditions stay the same?” I actually heard some dude asking this outside of business school one day. And threw out the answer to him as I walked past.

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**Author:** ![Vorpal\_Blade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/9de0a6/32.png) [@Vorpal\_Blade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vorpal_Blade)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/29 "2009-12-04T13:16:24Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> Howzabout this: “What’s that phrase for when you predict something based on the assumption that all other conditions stay the same?” I actually heard some dude asking this outside of business school one day. And threw out the answer to him as I walked past.

Cerberus Paribus (unless I fucked up the spelling)

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/30 "2009-12-04T13:57:15Z")

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> [@Chief\_Pedant](#):
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> Google returns “Pyrrhic Victory” as the first hit for “victory at too great a cost” in 0.18 seconds, so we at the Dope are still lagging.
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> It even gets it with “to” instead of “too” and corrects the error to boot.
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> Let’s step it up a notch, kids. Even Cecil must be starting to sweat.

Sure, but does google quote Tolkein, Monty Python, and taunt **Skald the Rhymer** at the same time? I think not.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/31 "2009-12-04T14:38:04Z")

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> [@bikebloke](#):
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> Cerberus Paribus (unless I fucked up the spelling)

I thought that was “All other things being three-headed dogs”.

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/32 "2009-12-04T14:49:03Z")

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A thread on “victory at great cost” and nobody has mentioned the New York Yankees yet? Boy, there aren’t a lot of sports fans in GQ.

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**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/33 "2009-12-04T14:54:35Z")

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> [@Ravenman](#):
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> A thread on “victory at great cost” and nobody has mentioned the New York Yankees yet? Boy, there aren’t a lot of sports fans in GQ.

But far from being “ruined” by winning the World Series with a $200MM+ payroll, the furnaces are merely stoked for shoveling in more megabucks.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/34 "2009-12-04T15:05:43Z")

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> [@robardin](#):
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> But far from being “ruined” by winning the World Series with a $200MM+ payroll, the furnaces are merely stoked for shoveling in more megabucks.

Yeah, for the Yankees that’s just a decent ROI; for the Marlins I think they had to melt them all down and sell them for their parts. Or something.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/35 "2009-12-04T15:30:57Z")

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> [@Bartman](#):
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> **ahem** Keep counting. There are far more of us Tolkien geeks on SMDB than you are likely to list. 🙂

Rage, vengeance, acid-spitting hummingbirds, yawn.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/36 "2009-12-04T15:32:04Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> Sure, but does google quote Tolkein, Monty Python, and taunt **Skald the Rhymer** at the same time? I think not.

You know the drill.

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**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/37 "2009-12-04T20:06:36Z")

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> [@Koxinga](#):
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> Howzabout this: “What’s that phrase for when you predict something based on the assumption that all other conditions stay the same?”

Wow. [According to Google](http://www.google.com/search?q=predict+something+based+on+the+assumption+that+all+other+conditions+stay+the+same), it’s: “A victory at to great a cost is called?”!

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/38 "2009-12-04T20:49:30Z")

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Are you _sure_ it isn’t a Pyrrhic victory?

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/39 "2009-12-04T20:55:01Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Are you _sure_ it isn’t a Pyrrhic victory?

Yes, like the victory realized by the allies after WWI. Sort of a 1910’s style victory.

> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> “If this is victory, our hands are too small to hold it”
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> -JRRT

Ok, I tried, but I just don’t get it. In the context of the OP I take it this quote refers to a battle that cost more in lives than it was worth, which would make it a tiny victory in my mind. So the hands would be too BIG to hold it.

Or does it refer to a battle, the gains from which will be impossible to realize because the current victors are about to get their collective asses whupped in a retributive strike?

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-victory-at-too-great-a-cost-is-called/519762/40 "2009-12-04T21:40:45Z")

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> [@fandango](#):
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> What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!

A balm? Who told you to use a balm?

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