# A virginal MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 20, 2014, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902 "2014-10-20T07:02:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/201 "2014-10-24T19:04:03Z")
Chickie pot pies are teh YUM! Especially the ones at KFC! I hath spokened! Been crocheting and watching TV. Life is good. Gotta run to the store to drop off the 2 pink brain hats. I still haven’t finished the gray one, dammit. Oh well… ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/202 "2014-10-24T20:06:21Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Chickie pot pies are teh YUM! Especially the ones at KFC! I hath spokened! My Beloved Mother, who could not cook, raised me on those frozen abominations, placed in an oven that was not preheated for the required 45 minutes and no more, served with raw dough on the bottom, and nasty looking little pieces that vaguely resembled avian flesh. They fellate. It may be some help for you to consider that Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) is also sadly mistaken about this horrible…object presented as food. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/203 "2014-10-24T21:36:39Z")
Frozen pot pies are marginally edible if prepared correctly and nothing else is available. Real, home made pot pies can be majorly yummerrific!! Speaking of yummerrific, the day-old stuffed cabbage rolls were superb! Tummy is happy. Life is good. Ice cream sammiches later. Oh, yeah, and good riddance Honey Boo-Boo! ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/204 "2014-10-24T21:47:48Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Oh, yeah, and good riddance Honey Boo-Boo! What does it mean, “good riddance Honey Boo-Boo”? What is a “Honey Boo-Boo”? ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/205 "2014-10-24T21:51:59Z")
**flytrap** , there’s this cool internet invention called “Google”… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/206 "2014-10-24T21:53:20Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > What does it mean, “good riddance Honey Boo-Boo”? > What is a “Honey Boo-Boo”? [TLC’s reality star du jour](https://www.google.com/search?q=honey+boo+boo&espv=2&biw=1105&bih=673&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=pclKVK37FMS1sQSAq4CwDQ&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#facrc=_&imgdii=_&imgrc=OyGcQFHyAEz33M%253A%3BXgpIP4NbcGfkCM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dirtyandthirty.com%252Fwp-content%252Fuploads%252F2012%252F10%252Fhoney-boo-boo.jpg%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.dirtyandthirty.com%252Fdirty-hollywood%252Fhere-comes-honey-boo-boo-child-and-my-birth-control-refill%252F%3B262%3B393), or used to be as the show was just cancelled ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/207 "2014-10-24T22:01:16Z")
Homemade chikin pot pie is da bomb! So were the homemade chikin nachos we consumed. YUM! Two friends snuck off (well, not really, bein’ as a bunch of folks knew they were goin’) to NYC and got hitched up this afternoon. Now their doggie childrens can hold their heads high cause their daddies are now legit! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/208 "2014-10-24T22:04:22Z")
> [@FairyChatMom](#): > > **flytrap** , there’s this cool internet invention called “Google”… 😛 1. Yes, but I may see something unpleasant. 2. We might have an interesting conversation. 3. Humor, it is a difficult concept. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2014, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/209 "2014-10-24T22:15:30Z")
Time to assume the position. _MWAH!!_ ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/210 "2014-10-25T00:03:29Z")
Off for the weekend. Watching hocking tonight. Mesquite chicken in the oven. > [@FairyChatMom](#): > > Oh, yeah, and good riddance Honey Boo-Boo! That was still on. **Flytrap** , I like chicken pot pie.😛 **swampy** , there might be chicken pot pot pies. Do we have any Colorado Mumpers?😉 ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/211 "2014-10-25T00:09:37Z")
Homemade pot pie is da bomb! The cheap frozen ones you stock up in college, not so much. **swampy** , you would be so proud of me. Last evening, whilst playing around in the studio, I mad a paper silhouette of a horse’s head. 😃 When working on a project in Joe the cow-orker’s cube, nothing was said, but it was pinned to his cubicle wall. 😃 Oh, and conga-rats to your friends getting hitched. I’m absolutely beaten. After irk, I had the oil changed in the truck (my [del]babysitter [/del] [del] minion [/del] nephew will be driving it to chauffeur me around next week). Then I went to the grocery store. Too much. Eating a salad from Zaxby’s and fixing to chill. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/212 "2014-10-25T00:12:55Z")
the day gets better and better I fell asleep and missed the first viewing. Over slept and was late for irk, resulting in both an email and a phone call asking where I am. I was late logging in this am too because I am so tired I am sleeping through my alarm. Now I feel like I can’t call out to go to the second viewing but I probably shouldn’t go anyway because my left eye hurts and I have globs of yellow gunk coming out of it. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/213 "2014-10-25T01:21:54Z")
{{{{ **sari** }}}} And get the eye looked at. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/214 "2014-10-25T01:26:46Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > **Flytrap** , I like chicken pot pie.😛 I am not surprised. Many things discussed on the SDMB are odious. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/215 "2014-10-25T02:01:06Z")
> [@carnivorousplant](#): > > I am not surprised. Many things discussed on the SDMB are odious. > :rolleyes: Do you not have widows to scam? ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/216 "2014-10-25T08:15:30Z")
Hush now children, no fighting in the MMP. Get a [del]room[/del] thread of yer own 😛 I say this from my newfound maturity- an hour or so ago, I turned 1,000,000,000 seconds old, according to [http://www.brainbashers.com/billion.asp](http://www.brainbashers.com/billion.asp) I feel I should celebrate somehow. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/217 "2014-10-25T10:36:53Z")
It appears I hit my billionth second in October of 1985. That would make 2 billion some time in July of 2016. Sounds like a reason to party!!! 😃 Good morning! It’s 39°F outside, but considerably warmer inside. The pellet stove is set thermostatically, and it just came on - extra warmth shall ensue. So there’s that. \*\*FCD \*\*is volunteering at the HOG chapter chili cook-off today. I’m going to \ dust \ today and I need to wash a load of towels. Then I might head over to the dealership. I don’t like chili, but it might be something to do anyway. I think that pretty much sums up today’s excitement. Happy Saturday! ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/218 "2014-10-25T10:57:38Z")
Happy Saturday! It’s a chilly 46 degrees with a projected high of 70 today. I think the day is going to be pretty. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/219 "2014-10-25T11:20:54Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and well, already caffienated and brekkied. ‘Tis 47 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 79 for the day. Wonderful day for some bbq! I got up and put a smoked Boston \ butt! \ in the slow cooker to finish up cookin’. I have also made up some baked beans and last night I made coleslaw. Go Me! Some folks are comin’ over this afternoon around four for drinks and some bbq. I plan on doin’ this out on the back porch to take advantage of the loverly weather. Anywho, we’ll hang out for a couple hours and then they’ll leave. Da cave is even defilthyfied bein’ as I did some cleanin’ all along this week. We do need to clean the back porch which won’t take long. Thus are the plans for the day. I turned 1,000.000.000 seconds on April 6, 1986. Ok that’s all I got. As soon as it’s light enough out, I shall commence back porch cleanin’. Or go back to bed. I’m all willy-nilly like that. Happy Sattidy Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2014, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/220 "2014-10-25T11:30:00Z")
> [@red](#): > > **swampy** , you would be so proud of me. Last evening, whilst playing around in the studio, I mad a paper silhouette of a horse’s head. 😃 When working on a project in Joe the cow-orker’s cube, nothing was said, but it was pinned to his cubicle wall. 😃 Dang! MIssed the edit window. Love it red! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902.md?page=12)