# A virginal MMP!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [October 20, 2014, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902 "2014-10-20T07:02:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 15

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/281 "2014-10-26T21:45:06Z")

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:smack:  
I’m sitting here wondering where I can get piece of paper and I look over and I have a whole stack of computer paper sitting on my desk.

On a good note I have crossed off enough things on my TODO List that I need to write a new one.

Good luck getting a ride **Red**  
It sucks when people bail on you.

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/282 "2014-10-26T21:59:31Z")

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Thanks, all.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/283 "2014-10-26T22:19:17Z")

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**{{{Midget}}}** things get rough, then things get better. Don’t drink, ok?

**{{{Nurse! and hubby}}}** I guess I don’t need to tell you what he’s goin’ through is difficult. Good thoughts and prayers headed out for him and you.

**Red** here’s hopin’ your ride comes through.

Skettie sauce is done. Smells so nummy! I also made up meatballs. Go Me! Anywho, there’s sauce for tomorrow’s dindin and sauce in da freezer. All is good.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/284 "2014-10-26T22:22:17Z")

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> [@missred](#):
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> **morgyn** , you may need a new gas cap. If it isn’t sealing correctly, it will trip the _check engine_ sensor. It will be a well spent $ 10 at AutoZone.
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> The friend who volunteered to take me to the hospital tomorrow has gone dark. If he doesn’t contact me by six, I am going to give da nephew a call and make other arrangements.

I asked about that, but the response was that the light should not be toggling like that. Once it goes on, it shouldn’t be going off. And the shop apparently has a bulletin from Subaru about this sort of thing.

Sorry to hear about your friend. I hope a ride can be arranged without issues!

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/285 "2014-10-26T23:24:38Z")

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Well the ride and a back up are scheduled. 🙂 Tomorrow’s chauffeur had walked out of the house this morning without his phone. :smack: I put the nephew on alert just in case though. 😃

I’ll catch up with y’all later in the week.

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**Author:** ![Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sticks_and_scones/32/16951_2.png) [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sticks_and_Scones)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/286 "2014-10-26T23:43:05Z")

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Well, **swampy** mentioned rice krispie treats so I have to tell you about my fabulous Friday afternoon. We cook in my classroom on Fridays. There are only three students in the room but two of them feed off of each other emotionally and one of them was having a bad day so naturally the other one jumped on the band wagon. In the midst of this I’m trying to make rice krispie treats. I’ve got my other student at the table and she has just poured three cups of cereal into a bowl. The other two are jabbering about. I’m not sure the order this all happened in, but with rapid succession I told one student to move to a different seat because I didn’t want either of them to get in anymore trouble, they both started yelling because ‘he didn’t do anything wrong’, _and_ the table that the bowl of rice krispies was on fell down throwing cereal all over the floor!

Everyone was off the hook after that. So much so, that my boss, whose office is on the other side of my classroom wall, came in to ask my students what they were yelling about. Oh, and did I mention that a local university student who is going to be a future teacher was in observing when all of this happened?? :smack:

A good time was had by all.

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/287 "2014-10-26T23:54:57Z")

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Good Luck **Red**

One should not watch _Hoarders_ when one is eating

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2014, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/288 "2014-10-26T23:57:06Z")

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> [@Sticks\_and\_Scones](#):
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> Well, **swampy** mentioned rice krispie treats so I have to tell you about my fabulous Friday afternoon. We cook in my classroom on Fridays. There are only three students in the room but two of them feed off of each other emotionally and one of them was having a bad day so naturally the other one jumped on the band wagon. In the midst of this I’m trying to make rice krispie treats. I’ve got my other student at the table and she has just poured three cups of cereal into a bowl. The other two are jabbering about. I’m not sure the order this all happened in, but with rapid succession I told one student to move to a different seat because I didn’t want either of them to get in anymore trouble, they both started yelling because ‘he didn’t do anything wrong’, _and_ the table that the bowl of rice krispies was on fell down throwing cereal all over the floor!
> 
> Everyone was off the hook after that. So much so, that my boss, whose office is on the other side of my classroom wall, came in to ask my students what they were yelling about. Oh, and did I mention that a local university student who is going to be a future teacher was in observing when all of this happened?? :smack:
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> A good time was had by all.

Good to get her baptism by fire out of the way. 😉

Good luck, Red!

poke chops are cooking.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/289 "2014-10-27T00:28:21Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> You swiped my hammer last week, and now you can’t find it? :dubious:

You spin more than a DJ. I swiped it from you because you were attempting harm to poor, innocent spiders. I didn’t need it so I pitched it.

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**Author:** ![Buttercup\_Smith](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buttercup_smith/32/473_2.png) [@Buttercup\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buttercup_Smith)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/290 "2014-10-27T01:21:11Z")

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Howdy all. Back to irk tomorrow. Irked until 245 am this morning. No rest for the weary. I have to go count all the money before I’ll know how many riders we had on the shuttle last night/ this morning.

My knee is all swollen again. I guess I shall break down and get an MRI to try to figure out why. Dang it. Always something.

Have a good week all!

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