# A virginal MMP! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** mmp\ **Created:** [October 20, 2014, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902 "2014-10-20T07:02:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/81 "2014-10-22T04:29:43Z")
Worked, walked Gordie, went to the Bistro and watched the team lose. Bed time after beer. {{{{{ **sari and family** }}}}} **Buters** , hope you get your staff.🙂 rosie, I don’t know what I’ll be if i grow up, either. **Nut** , glad you idn’t go for te interview. Sounded way sketchy. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/82 "2014-10-22T10:19:50Z")
Blurf. Started the day with low blood sugar, which I fixed before I started shaving. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/83 "2014-10-22T10:27:05Z")
Good Mornin’ Y’all! Up and caffienatin’. _YAWN_ 'Tis 55 Amurrkin out with a predicted high of 79 for the day. Of course I will be inside on a nice day. **Sari** sorry about mom’s bf. May his last days be peaceful. **Butters** so sorry about your brother, as well. I’ve lost one sibling as well as my father. Losin’ a siblin’ (for me my younger brother) is a really, really strange feelin’ I can’t describe. It’s a cross between sadness, of course, and surreal because it’s hard to prepare for the loss of a sibling. None of that probably makes sense except maybe to someone who has lost a sibling. Ok, that’s all I got. I need more caffiene and rumbly tummy is hongry. Then, alas and alack, irk purtificationmust commence. ICK! Happy Hump Day Y’all! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/84 "2014-10-22T12:53:11Z")
Blurf. It’s Wednesday. I’ve eaten and am enjoying my second - count 'em second! - cup of coffee. I’m fed, the phone hasn’t started ringing yet, and I’ve got my next knitting project laid out. Condolences to those who are going through difficult situations. ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/85 "2014-10-22T13:10:43Z")
Because I haven’t said this in weeks “guess what DAY it IS?” Today I see the breast sturgeon for mammogram follow-up ("everything looks fine, that will be $150, thank you) and my head shrink for pre-op anxiety. I cannot wait til this surgery is over! I believe cookies have healing properties so I will be stocking up this weekend. Jewel (aka Albertson’s) makes an Almond Joy cookie that is to die for. If you like coconut. If you don’t, you’d probably die of the hatred. ---
**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/86 "2014-10-22T13:14:01Z")
my mothers bf died this morning ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/87 "2014-10-22T13:15:16Z")
**{{{{Sah}}}}** ---
**Author:** ![Filbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/filbert/32/3433_2.png) [@Filbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Filbert)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/88 "2014-10-22T13:25:20Z")
{{ **Sari & family** }} ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/89 "2014-10-22T13:29:32Z")
Up and caffeinated, working late shift tonight. {{{{{{ **Sari** and family}}}}}}} {{{{{ **Butters** }}}}} Good luck on the surgury, **WetOne**. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/90 "2014-10-22T13:47:31Z")
> [@peedin](#): > > Because I haven’t said this in weeks “guess what DAY it IS?” Today I see the breast **sturgeon** for mammogram follow-up ("everything looks fine, that will be $150, thank you) Sounds a little, ahem, \*fishy \*to me. :rolleyes: {{{Sah-mom}}} ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/91 "2014-10-22T14:33:52Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Sounds a little, ahem, \*fishy \*to me. :rolleyes: > {{{Sah-mom}}} But he’s sure to have all his ducks in a roe. ---
**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/92 "2014-10-22T14:41:18Z")
**sari,** I am so sorry. Hugs to you and your mother. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/93 "2014-10-22T14:46:28Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > But he’s sure to have all his ducks in a roe. That joke sure laid an egg. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/94 "2014-10-22T14:46:45Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > But he’s sure to have all his ducks in a roe. One guy at work had a non-linear waterfowl issue. He didn’t have all his ducks in a row. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/95 "2014-10-22T15:12:27Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > That joke sure laid an egg. I scrambled to find that one. > [@Spiderman](#): > > One guy at work had a non-linear waterfowl issue. > He didn’t have all his ducks in a row. That one isn’t all it’s qucked up to be. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/96 "2014-10-22T15:43:30Z")
**{{{{{{sari & family}}}}}** rain induced blurfage ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/97 "2014-10-22T15:50:48Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I scrambled to find that one. > That one isn’t all it’s qucked up to be. That’s why ducks don’t fly upside down; they’d quack up. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/98 "2014-10-22T16:16:23Z")
**{{{Sari, Sari’s Mom, and Family}}}** I’m so sorry for your loss. Here’s wishin’ your mother peace as she deals with this. For you, as well. I cry fowl at all these puns. Irk has been non-stop and will continue to be. I’m takin’ a few minutes break before headin’ out to get a new person started this afternoon. I get to do this up in the north forty tomorrow as well. Neither of these appear to be flakes. At least not yet. [del]Minions[/del] Assistants are out and about doin’ the same thing. I foresee a Firday of bein’ buried in a sea of paperirk. That’s ok though cause that means we’re doin’ what we get paid to do. Rah. Laterz! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/99 "2014-10-22T16:30:20Z")
> [@VunderBob](#): > > That’s why ducks don’t fly upside down; they’d quack up. I canard believe you posted a fake duck fact. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902/100 "2014-10-22T16:56:58Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > I canard believe you posted a fake duck fact. Fake duck fact. Okay… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-virginal-mmp/701902.md?page=6)