# A warm welcome for...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 30, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432 "2000-11-30T20:41:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/1 "2000-11-30T20:41:17Z")

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**Deiket!** Yes, it would seem that I have caused yet another person to join the board. (Anybody remember **SpinnieZiege**? Naw, neither do I). This time, though, the circumstances are even graver. This time, it’s my girlfriend. Though she actually joined back in August, she’s been lurking around for a while, and just resurfaced in some of my old threads.

So, in the interest of welcoming her all official-like, and as evidence of my thick-headedness, I’m throwing a wild party to welcome her to the board. But, as you all know, wild parties just ain’t wild without anyboy at them, so I’m leaving the parameters of the party up to all of you guys! Have fun!

\<opens bar, cracks open drink, sits back and waits for guests\>

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**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/2 "2000-11-30T20:47:43Z")

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::grabs an AmberBock::

Welcome **Deiket**! Have fun. 😃

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/3 "2000-11-30T20:48:05Z")

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Hello! Welcome, welcome. And post more often, too. 🙂 (And I don’t hate Jester.)

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**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/4 "2000-11-30T20:52:16Z")

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I’m still recovering from MY party, but I’ll give out a welcome, anyway.

::sits on floor with a glass of warm milk::

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/5 "2000-11-30T21:03:49Z")

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“\*\*HI THERE, \*\*::reads nametag::, er, **Deiket.** ”

[aside]

Um, where is he?

[/aside]

“GLAD TO HAVE YOU!”

Connor - who apparently is losing his mind

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/6 "2000-11-30T22:04:20Z")

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::tips hat::

Howdy, **Deiket**!

::mixes a so-dry-you-fart-dust martini::

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**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/7 "2000-12-01T01:23:06Z")

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This is a nice place in cyberspace. Hope you’ll stay a while, and enjoy!

-----🙂  
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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/8 "2000-12-01T01:29:09Z")

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Spidey here knows what she’s talking about. Take it easy, and most importantly, have fun  
::grabs a dew::

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**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/9 "2000-12-01T02:17:27Z")

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Hiya and welcome. Have fun.

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**Author:** ![Deiket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Deiket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Deiket)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/10 "2000-12-01T03:49:20Z")

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Thank you all so much! Jester just brought the thread to my attention, or I would’ve popped in sooner.  
This is actually improving my dat from hell significantly.

Thank you all again, 'specially you, sugar.

```auto

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**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/11 "2000-12-01T03:55:39Z")

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Bend over, baby…

Ah, never mind, I’m too tired to drive! 😉 Let’s just do all the touchy feely we love you without knowing you stuff…

🙂

P.S. Just have FUN here!

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**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\
**Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warm-welcome-for/43432/12 "2000-12-01T08:10:57Z")

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Welcome Deiket 🙂

will we see you at the [excessive optimism] upcoming Pittsburgh Dope-fest? [/excessive optimism]
