# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/281 "2004-06-10T23:03:05Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Oh sure, _tonight_ the light of love is in your eyes, but will you love me _tomorrow_? Will you still be sending me a Valentine? Birthday wishes? The occasional bottle of wine, perhaps? ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/282 "2004-06-10T23:06:06Z")
Well, once I stayed out 'til quarter-past-three, and she locked the door. She said she didn’t need me, and refused to feed me. Now I’m so lonely! Wanna die! ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/283 "2004-06-10T23:13:32Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > Well, once I stayed out 'til quarter-past-three, and she locked the door. She said she didn’t need me, and refused to feed me. > > Now I’m so lonely! Wanna die! So _that’s_ what becomes of the broken-hearted! ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/284 "2004-06-10T23:32:59Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Geez. What the hell has happened to pop music??? All we hear is radio ga-ga. Radio goo-goo. Radio ga-ga. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2004, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/285 "2004-06-10T23:36:28Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Hey, you had better do as you are told - you better listen to the radio.\*? Turn the radio up for that sweet sound. Hold me close never let me go. Keep this feelin’ alive. Make me lose control. Baby, baby. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/286 "2004-06-11T00:56:52Z")
> [@Hoopy Frood](#): > > Make me lose control. Baby, baby. I love the way you look at me. I love the dirty things you do. Now I have control of you. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/287 "2004-06-11T00:57:50Z")
When I was young, I’d listen to the radio. Waiting for my favorite song. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/288 "2004-06-11T01:04:44Z")
Someone found the letter you wrote me on the radio. They told the world just how you felt. It must have fallen out of a hole in your big brown overcoat. But they said it really loud, they said it on the air, on the radio! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/289 "2004-06-11T01:41:10Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > But they said it really loud, they said it on the air, on the radio! On a Mexican (whoa-oh) radio? I turn the switch and check the number. I leave it on when in bed I slumber. I hear the rhythms of the music. I buy the product and never use it. I hear the talking of the DJ. Can’t understand – just what does he say? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/290 "2004-06-11T01:44:35Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Can’t understand – just what does he say? He says, “The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine. He drank whiskey Pancho drank the wine.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/291 "2004-06-11T02:05:47Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > He says, “The Cisco Kid was a friend of mine. He drank whiskey Pancho drank the wine.” Drank _scotch_ whiskey? All night long? ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/292 "2004-06-11T03:44:53Z")
And what about the sweet smell of colitas rising up through the air? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/293 "2004-06-11T03:47:22Z")
That smell. Can’t you smell that smell. That smell. The smell that’s around you. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/294 "2004-06-11T03:59:47Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Drank _scotch_ whiskey? All night long? I’d rather have red, red wine. It goes to my head and makes me forget that I still need him so. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/295 "2004-06-11T04:36:36Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > I’d rather have red, red wine. It goes to my head and makes me forget that I still need him so. A bottle of red, a bottle of white - whatever kind of mood you’re in tonight. I’ll meet you anytime you want at our Italian restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/296 "2004-06-11T05:44:51Z")
Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine, when ya gonna let me get sober? Leave me alone, let me go home, let me go home and start over. ---
**Author:** ![glass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac8455/32.png) [@glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glass)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/297 "2004-06-11T05:49:48Z")
Well down in New Orleans where everything’s fine, all them cats is sippin’ that wine! Drinkin’ that mess is sure delight, soon to be fightin’ and fussin’ all night drinkin’ wine, wine, wine… ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/298 "2004-06-11T06:12:45Z")
I took a ride once on The City of New Orleans, changing cars in Memphis, Tennessee. Half way home, we’ll be there by morning, through the Mississippi darkness, rolling down to the sea. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/299 "2004-06-11T06:24:51Z")
I got one more silver dollar, but I’m not gonna let them catch me no, I’m not gonna let them catch the midnight rider… ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 10:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/300 "2004-06-11T10:27:28Z")
> [@Zoe](#): > > I got one more silver dollar, but I’m not gonna let them catch me no, I’m not gonna let them catch the midnight rider… Money, its a gas. But share it fairly: just don’t take a slice of my stash. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=16)