# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/301 "2004-06-11T11:10:20Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > When I was young, I’d listen to the radio. Waiting for my favorite song. When I was young, I never needed anyone. And making love was just for fun. Those days are gone. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/302 "2004-06-11T11:11:44Z")
> [@glass](#): > > Drinkin’ that mess is sure delight, soon to be fightin’ and fussin’ all night. Life is very short, and there’s no time for fussing and fighting, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/303 "2004-06-11T11:28:28Z")
But what if everybody was kung-fu fighting. I mean, those kicks were fast as lightning. (in fact, it was a little bit frightening) ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/304 "2004-06-11T11:44:59Z")
Well, as long as it was on a Saturday night. I mean, Saturday night’s alright for fighting. Y’know? ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/305 "2004-06-11T11:45:15Z")
I don’t know how you all do it, because, personally this thing called love - I just can’t handle it. Though I must get around to it, I ain’t ready. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/306 "2004-06-11T12:02:03Z")
> [@Eleusis](#): > > I don’t know how you all do it, because, personally this thing called love - I just can’t handle it. Though I must get around to it, I ain’t ready. Well, _get_ ready! 'Cuz here I come! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/307 "2004-06-11T13:19:58Z")
I remember old flat top. He came grooving up slowly. He had joo-joo eyeballs. He’s one holy roller. He had hair down to his knees. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/308 "2004-06-11T13:58:19Z")
I always wanted a head with hair. Long, beautiful hair. I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratsy, matsy, oily, greasy, fleecy, shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen, knotted, polka-dotted, twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied, bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied! But that’s just me. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/309 "2004-06-11T13:59:01Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Well, as long as it was on a Saturday night. I mean, Saturday night’s alright for fighting. Y’know? Well, it better be, 'cause I’m TNT. I’m dy-no-mite! I’m TNT, and I’ll win the fight. I’m a power load; watch me explode. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/310 "2004-06-11T14:06:10Z")
Every time I comb my hair, thoughts of you get in my eyes. You’re a sinner, I don’t care. I just want your creamy thighs. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/311 "2004-06-11T14:32:57Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Every time I comb my hair, thoughts of you get in my eyes. > You’re a sinner, I don’t care. I just want your creamy thighs. You’re knocking me _out_ with those American thighs! Take a moment to share … ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/312 "2004-06-11T15:02:21Z")
> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#): > > But what if everybody was kung-fu fighting. > > I mean, those kicks were fast as lightning. > > (in fact, it was a little bit frightening) Hey, it was like lightning. Everybody was frightening, and the music was soothing, and they all started grooving. Yeah! And the man at the back said “Everyone attack!” and it turned into a ballroom blitz. And the girl in the corner said “Boy, I wanna warn ya, it’ll turn into a ballroom blitz.” ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/313 "2004-06-11T15:05:52Z")
Heave, I’m in heaven. And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak. As a matter of fact, it seems that I find the happiness I seek. But only when we’re out together dancing cheek to cheek. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/314 "2004-06-11T15:18:53Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Heave, I’m in heaven. And my heart beats so that I can hardly speak. As a matter of fact, it seems that I find the happiness I seek. But only when we’re out together dancing cheek to cheek. Dancing in the dark? Till the tune ends? Waltzing in the wonder of why you’re here? ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/315 "2004-06-11T15:23:35Z")
I just hope today won’t be the day the music died. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/316 "2004-06-11T15:41:34Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > I just hope today won’t be the day the music died. No, that was yesterday when we lost Ray Charles. In that vein, however… Some of these old, sweet songs you folks are quoting keep Georgia on my mind. Y’see, other arms reach out to me, other eyes smile tenderly…but in peaceful dreams I see the road leads back to you… ---
**Author:** ![glass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac8455/32.png) [@glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glass)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/317 "2004-06-11T17:09:41Z")
Boy? Talkin’ bout a funny talkin’, honk-tonking Georgia peach? ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/318 "2004-06-11T17:24:04Z")
> [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > No, that was yesterday when we lost Ray Charles. In that vein, however… > Some of these old, sweet songs you folks are quoting keep Georgia on my mind. Y’see, other arms reach out to me, other eyes smile tenderly…but in peaceful dreams I see the road leads back to you… But I thought all the lights went out in Georgia after they hung that innocent man. Or was that Massachusetts? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/319 "2004-06-11T17:31:20Z")
The lights went _down_ in Massachusettes and _out_ in Georgia. I believe that was also the night Chicago died. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/320 "2004-06-11T17:33:00Z")
The lights went _down_ in Massachusettes and _out_ in Georgia. I believe that was also the night Chicago died. Brother what a night it really was. Brother what a fight it really was. Glory be! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=17)