# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/321 "2004-06-11T17:36:50Z")
Sounds like it’s getting dangerous to travel, what with them hanging an innocent man in Georgia and those four dead in Ohio. Now Indiana wants me. Lord, I can’t go back there. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/322 "2004-06-11T17:43:44Z")
That definitely reminds me of the time I was just running down the road trying to loosen my load. I had seven women on my mind. Four that wanted to own me, two that wanted to stone me, one said she was a friend of mine. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/323 "2004-06-11T17:49:35Z")
Be careful. You won’t come back from dead man’s curve. ---
**Author:** ![dcordell1960](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d2c977/32.png) [@dcordell1960](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcordell1960)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/324 "2004-06-11T17:49:53Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > Guys, under NO circumstances should you approach a strange woman who’s walking down the street singing “Do - Wa - Diddy - Diddy - Dum - Diddy - Do”. Especially if she’s also snapping her fingers and shuffling her feet! But then I saw her face, now I’m a believer. without a trace, no doubt in my mind… I’m in love…oooooo. I’m a believer. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/325 "2004-06-11T18:25:27Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Be careful. You won’t come back from dead man’s curve. This makes me wonder if we’re on a road to nowhere…come on, let’s ride! ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/326 "2004-06-11T18:26:43Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > That definitely reminds me of the time I was just running down the road trying to loosen my load. I had seven women on my mind. Four that wanted to own me, two that wanted to stone me, one said she was a friend of mine. Hey, **Shibb** , that wouldn’t have happened on a dark desert highway, would it? Cool wind in your hair? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/327 "2004-06-11T18:41:14Z")
> [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > Hey, **Shibb** , that wouldn’t have happened on a dark desert highway, would it? Cool wind in your hair? No, but you take the skyway. It don’t move at all like a subway. It’s got bums when it’s cold like any other place. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/328 "2004-06-11T18:45:59Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > The lights went _down_ in Massachusettes and _out_ in Georgia. I believe that was also the night Chicago died. Brother what a night it really was. Brother what a fight it really was. > > Glory be! Was that the night they drove ole Dixie down? If I recall, all the bells were ringing, and all the people singing. They sang “Naa na-na na-na-naa, na-na na-na na-na na-naa-naa.” ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/329 "2004-06-11T19:22:24Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > They sang “Naa na-na na-na-naa, na-na na-na na-na na-naa-naa.” Are you sure they weren’t singing “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye”? ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/330 "2004-06-11T19:36:55Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > Now Indiana wants me. > > Lord, I can’t go back there. She grew up in a Indiana town, had a good lookin’ mama who never was around. But she grew up tall and she grew up right with them Indiana boys on an Indiana night. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/331 "2004-06-11T19:39:03Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > They sang “Naa na-na na-na-naa, na-na na-na na-na na-naa-naa.” Did they know how to pony like Bony Maronie? What about the Mash Potato? The Alligator? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/332 "2004-06-11T19:45:50Z")
> [@Hoopy Frood](#): > > Did they know how to pony like Bony Maronie? What about the Mash Potato? The Alligator? She didn’t need to. The pony she named Wildfire, with a whirlwind by her side, on a cold Nebraska night. But they say she died one winter when there came a killing frost. And the pony she named Wildfire? Busted down its stall. In a blizzard he was lost ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/333 "2004-06-11T21:19:05Z")
That’s cuz there was a storm across the valley; the clouds were rollin’ in. The afternoon was heavy on his shoulders. You hear about that truck out on the four-lane? It was a mile or more away, but the whining of his wheels just made it colder. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/334 "2004-06-11T21:43:47Z")
The searchers all say they’d have made Whitefish Bay if they’d had fifteen more miles behind her. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/335 "2004-06-11T22:07:32Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > That’s cuz there was a storm across the valley; the clouds were rollin’ in. Well, you’ve got to laugh a little, cry a little, and let the clouds roll by a little. That’s the story of, that’s the glory of love. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/336 "2004-06-11T22:12:08Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Well, you’ve got to laugh a little, cry a little, and let the clouds roll by a little. That’s the story of, that’s the glory of love. _Love?!_ Lord above! Now you’re tryin’ to trick me in love! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/337 "2004-06-11T22:26:26Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > _Love?!_ Lord above! Now you’re tryin’ to trick me in love! Whatever gets you through the night is alright. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/338 "2004-06-11T22:38:39Z")
Just, for Og’s sake,whatever you do, don’t let the sun catch you crying! ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/339 "2004-06-11T23:37:25Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Just, for Og’s sake,whatever you do, don’t let the sun catch you crying! Why would I do that? Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy! ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/340 "2004-06-12T00:02:18Z")
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