# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/341 "2004-06-12T00:48:07Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Well, you might as well be walking on the sun! As long as you’re not walking in LA. (Only a nobody walks in LA) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/342 "2004-06-12T02:38:58Z")
I asked her to please come to L. A. She just said, “No, boy, won’t you come home to me?” And she said, “Hey, ramblin’ boy, Why don’t you settle down? L. A. ain’t your kind of town. There ain’t no gold and there ain’t nobody like me. No, no, I’m the number one fan of the man from Tenessee.” Then I had to remind her that Johnny Cash already died. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/343 "2004-06-12T03:02:20Z")
I’m not going to L.A. I’m going to Graceland, Memphis Tennessee. I’m going to Graceland with poor boys and pilgrims with families and we are going to Graceland. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/344 "2004-06-12T03:29:13Z")
Saw the ghost of Elvis on Union Avenue. Followed him up to the gates of Graceland. Then I watched him walk right through. Now security they did not see him, they just hovered 'round his tomb. But there’s a pretty little thing waiting for the King, down in the Jungle Room. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/345 "2004-06-12T03:37:18Z")
\ Thanks, **hillbilly queen**. I was hoping this would be the follow-up post! Great minds, indeed! 😃 \ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/346 "2004-06-12T13:16:20Z")
Yeah, but you better be careful about that Jungle Love, it will drive you mad, it’ll make you crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/347 "2004-06-12T13:35:16Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Yeah, but you better be careful about that Jungle Love, it will drive you mad, it’ll make you crazy. Crazy? Well, I’m crazy for lovin’ you, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/348 "2004-06-12T13:47:57Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Yeah, but you better be careful about that Jungle Love, it will drive you mad, it’ll make you crazy. Hey, let’s bungle in the jungle — well, that’s all right by me. I’m a tiger when I want love, but I’m a snake if we disagree. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/349 "2004-06-12T13:50:56Z")
I don’t like spiders and snakes, and that ain’t what it takes to love me, like I wanna be loved by you. ---
**Author:** ![StarvingButStrong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/starvingbutstrong/32/335_2.png) [@StarvingButStrong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StarvingButStrong)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/350 "2004-06-12T14:11:07Z")
I wanna be loved by you, by nobody else but you, boop boop be doop. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/351 "2004-06-12T14:23:25Z")
How sweet it is to be loved by you. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/352 "2004-06-12T15:16:18Z")
Love is a many-splendored thing. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/353 "2004-06-12T16:32:12Z")
But it could be tainted love. Tainted love. Once I ran to you. Now I run from you. This tainted love you’re giving. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/354 "2004-06-12T16:45:23Z")
Ahhh, my little runaway; run, run, run, run, runaway. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/355 "2004-06-12T16:54:47Z")
We can run away, run away tonight. It ain’t no victory, but I don’t care if it’s wrong or right. We can just run away. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/356 "2004-06-12T17:54:36Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > But it could be tainted love. Tainted love. Once I ran to you. Now I run from you. This tainted love you’re giving. Well it’s all right, even when push comes to shove, if you’ve got someone to love. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/357 "2004-06-12T18:01:55Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > We can run away, run away tonight. It ain’t no victory, but I don’t care if it’s wrong or right. We can just run away. If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. ---
**Author:** ![Phedre\_no\_Delaunay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/839c29/32.png) [@Phedre\_no\_Delaunay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phedre_no_Delaunay)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/358 "2004-06-12T18:07:44Z")
But if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/359 "2004-06-12T19:15:51Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right. Nah, there’s definitely no future in loving a married man. Now, me and Mrs. Jones, we got a thing going on. We both know that it’s wrong, but it’s much too strong to let it cool down now. ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/360 "2004-06-12T19:53:46Z")
You and this Mrs. Jones, are you getting any afternoon delight? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=19)