# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/361 "2004-06-13T02:04:39Z")
On Tuesday afternoon I’m just beginning to see that now I’m on my way. It doesn’t matter to me if it’s chasing the clouds away. Something calls to me. The trees are drawing me near, I’ve got to find out why. Those gentle voices I hear explain it all with a sigh. Oh crap! The voices are back again. CAN’T SOMEBODY MAKE THEM STOP!!! ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/362 "2004-06-13T02:27:08Z")
Oh man…Those crazy nights. I do remember. in my youth… ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/363 "2004-06-13T05:45:25Z")
I do recall, those were the best times - most of all. Remember that time over at Johnny’s place? Well, this chick got up and she slapped Johnny’s face. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/364 "2004-06-13T06:06:03Z")
I never will forget those nights - I wonder if it was a dream. Remember how you made me crazy? Remember how I made you scream? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/365 "2004-06-13T06:09:07Z")
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remeber how she said that we would meet again, some sunny day? ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/366 "2004-06-13T06:18:58Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remeber how she said that we would meet again, some sunny day? Sure, but that was when all the leaves were brown and the sky was gray. We went for a walk on that winter’s day. ---
**Author:** ![Hometownboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5e9695/32.png) [@Hometownboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hometownboy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/367 "2004-06-13T06:22:03Z")
[therapist voice] Would you please answer the following questionson the following scale: “strongly agree,” “agree somewhat,” “neutral,” “disagree somewhat.” or “disagree strongly.” Don’t you **want** somebody to love? Don’t you **need** somebody to love? Wouldn’t you **love** somebody to love? Well, then, after tallying your score, it appears you better B]find\*\* somebody to love. Yes, I know your mind is full of red, and tears are running down your breast. Do give it a try, won’t you? Good, good. Until next Tuesday, then. [/therapist voice] ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/368 "2004-06-13T13:21:04Z")
No, I just wanna _dance_ with somebody, with somebody who loves me. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/369 "2004-06-13T13:52:25Z")
> [@rolandgunslinger](#): > > Oh man…Those crazy nights. I do remember. in my youth… Ah. Cold beer, hot lights. My sweet romantic teenage nights. But right now I’m easy. I’m easy like Sunday morning. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/370 "2004-06-13T14:22:06Z")
> [@](#): > > But right now I’m easy. I’m easy like Sunday morning. Not me! I woke up Sunday morning with no way to hold my head that didn’t hurt! ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/371 "2004-06-13T15:05:39Z")
I remember that one time that I should have been dead on a Sunday morning, banging my head, no time for mourning. Ain’t got no time. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/372 "2004-06-13T15:16:04Z")
Also, I haven’t got time for the pain. I haven’t got room for the pain. I haven’t the need for the pain. Well, at least not since I’ve known you. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/373 "2004-06-13T15:57:28Z")
You showed me how to open up and drink in all that white light pouring down from the heavens. Light of the world, shine on me. Love is the answer. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/374 "2004-06-13T16:50:39Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > Love is the answer. I disagree. I don’t understand what love’s got to do with it. In my opinion, it’s just a second-hand emotion. ---
**Author:** ![glass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac8455/32.png) [@glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glass)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/375 "2004-06-13T17:44:05Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > I disagree. I don’t understand what love’s got to do with it. In my opinion, it’s just a second-hand emotion. Maybe you still haven’t found what you’re looking for? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/376 "2004-06-13T18:14:20Z")
I’m looking for a new love, baby, a new love, yeah, yeah, yeah. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/377 "2004-06-13T18:30:50Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > I’m looking for a new love, baby, a new love, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bah! I want to know what love is. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/378 "2004-06-13T18:33:29Z")
> [@rolandgunslinger](#): > > Bah! > > I want to know what love is. Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love! Where’s Nicole Kidman when you need her? ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/379 "2004-06-13T18:38:12Z")
> [@Eutychus](#): > > Love is a many splendored thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love! > > Where’s Nicole Kidman when you need her? What I realy need is an Undercover Angel, Midnight fantasy… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/380 "2004-06-13T19:19:33Z")
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