# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/21 "2004-06-04T20:00:17Z")
> [@Algernon](#): > > Well, love _is_ a battlefield, so hit me with your best shot. That’s kind of a cynical view. I’d simply say love is strange. Oh yeah, many people take it for a game, but once you get it you never want to quit and after you’ve had it you never want to quit. Oh no! ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/22 "2004-06-04T20:37:34Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > …after you’ve had it you never want to quit. I have to confess that what makes me not want to quit is Chantilly lace and a pretty face, with a pony tail hangin’ down; a wiggle and a walk, a giggle and a talk; makes the world go round. Ain’t nothin’ in the world like a big eyed girl; she makes me act so funny, makes me spend my money; makes me feel real loose, like a long necked goose – yeah honey, thats what I like! ---
**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/23 "2004-06-04T20:40:18Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > I don’t care if she looks good, and she looks fine, and you nearly loose your mind, Just STAY AWAY! Even if she’s a pretty woman walking down the street? A pretty woman, the kind I’d like to meet? I can’t believe it. It must be true. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/24 "2004-06-04T20:40:24Z")
So, if I see a pretty woman walking down the street, a pretty woman–the kind I’d like to meet, I can’t ask her to stop a while or to talk a while…and especially not ask her to give her smile to me? Man…love hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/25 "2004-06-04T20:42:02Z")
Hey **Sol** , :highfive: ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/26 "2004-06-04T20:42:11Z")
[aside] Heh, heh. What are the odds of _that_ simulpost? [/aside] ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/27 "2004-06-04T22:30:12Z")
**Sol Grundy** and **Inigo Montoya** It’s ok if she’s only walking, but beware of any unnatural finger and foot activity. And if she start’s up with those Do - Wa - Diddies, RUN! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/28 "2004-06-04T22:42:29Z")
… and Keep on running, keep on hiding, One fine day I’m gonna be the one to make you understand, Oh yeah I’m gonna be your man . ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/29 "2004-06-04T22:44:32Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Man…love hurts. Ain’t that the truth. Why just the other day I ran into a babe like **hillbilly queen** was describing and I figured that she had the kind of lovin’, kissin’ and a-huggin…but you know what she did? She knocked me off my feet! Whew. Have mercy on me. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/30 "2004-06-04T22:47:01Z")
Yeah, well… My father told me, lyin’ on his bed of death, he said, “A woman’s gonna make it. Don’t fool yourself. She’s got something that make a man lay that money (huh) right in her hand. The very thing that makes her rich will make you poor.” ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/31 "2004-06-04T23:10:34Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > Guys, under NO circumstances should you approach a strange woman who’s walking down the street singing “Do - Wa - Diddy - Diddy - Dum - Diddy - Do”. [p] No _wonder_ women keep running away from me! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/32 "2004-06-04T23:40:50Z")
If you change your mind, I’m the first in line, Honey I’m still free, take a chance on me 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/33 "2004-06-04T23:56:18Z")
Wild thing you make my heart sing, you make everything groovy, Come on, wild thing! I think you move me. But I gotta know for sure. Come on and hold me tight. … ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/34 "2004-06-05T02:57:26Z")
Thing is, she’s a maneater. Watch out boy, she’ll chew you up. Whoa - here she comes; like I said, she’s a maneater. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/35 "2004-06-05T03:02:14Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Man, who wrote the book of love? If I found out, I’m gonna kick his ass. Fucker. Personally, I’d like to shake his hand. He made my baby fall in love with me. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/36 "2004-06-05T03:04:15Z")
But sometimes you gotta let her cry, cuz she’s a lady. Let her dream, cuz she’s a child. Let the rain fall down upon her. She’s a free and gentle flower, growing wild. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/37 "2004-06-05T12:44:02Z")
Ah, yes, but what if you ask her to “Pour some sugar on me?” Will she comply? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/38 "2004-06-05T12:55:54Z")
If I said she had a beautiful body, though, would she engage in frottage? Because when you’re in love with a beautiful woman, you get an erection. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/39 "2004-06-05T13:21:35Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > If I said she had a beautiful body, though, would she engage in frottage? Because when you’re in love with a beautiful woman, you get an erection. I duuno; it all depends on whether you’ll sing me to sleep after the lovin’. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/40 "2004-06-05T13:26:13Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > I duuno; it all depends on whether you’ll sing me to sleep after the lovin’. You’re so vain! You seem to think this thread is about you. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=3)