# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 22
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/421 "2004-06-15T15:37:57Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > Oh, I know what number you’re looking for. . .It’s 687-5309, 687-5309, 687-5309! Actually, it’s 867-5309. You got it? Good, so call me, anytime. Call me any day or night. Call me. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/422 "2004-06-15T16:22:26Z")
Damn! No wonder it wasn’t working! How many times do they have to tell me, “Ricky, don’t lose that number!” but I never pay any attention to them, because my name’s G-L-O-R-I-A! ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/423 "2004-06-15T16:44:03Z")
Calling Elvis, is anybody home? Calling Elvis… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/424 "2004-06-15T17:32:55Z")
Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still the king. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/425 "2004-06-15T18:38:24Z")
But is Elvis King of the Road? Trailers for sale or rent, rooms to let 50 cents. No phone, no pool, no pets. I ain’t got no cigarettes… Dang me. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/426 "2004-06-15T18:52:04Z")
Dunno if he’s king of the road, but I understand that the road goes on forever, and the party never ends… ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/427 "2004-06-16T12:14:07Z")
It’s a long and winding road, that leads to your door. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/428 "2004-06-16T12:39:07Z")
Hey! Someone’s knocking at the door, someone’s ringing the bell. Do me a favor? Open the door, let 'em in. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/429 "2004-06-16T13:08:03Z")
Somebody’s knockin’? Shoud I let him in? Lord! It’s the devil, would you look at him? I heard about him, but I never dreamed he’d have blue eyes and blue jeans. . . ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/430 "2004-06-16T14:12:09Z")
Yes, but what if it was Romeo in black jeans? What if it was Heathcliff? That’s no myth. I’m just looking for someone to dance with. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/431 "2004-06-16T14:20:48Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Yes, but what if it was Romeo in black jeans? What if it was Heathcliff? That’s no myth. I’m just looking for someone to dance with. You can dance if you want to, you can leave your friends behind. But your friends gotta dance, and if they don’t dance, then they’re no friends of mine. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Greenback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/2bfe46/32.png) [@Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greenback)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/432 "2004-06-16T14:26:14Z")
Just remember that everyone has something to hide except for me and my monkey. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/433 "2004-06-16T14:28:01Z")
I need at least one more dance. A last dance, last dance for love. Yes, it’s my last chance for romance tonight. I need you by me, beside me to guide me, to hold me to scold me. 'Cause when I’m bad I’m so, so bad. So let’s dance the last dance. Let’s dance the last dance. Let’s dance, this last dance tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/434 "2004-06-16T14:29:37Z")
i wanna dance with somebody! I wanna feel the heat with somebody! I wanna dance with somebody who loves me!! ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/435 "2004-06-16T15:32:58Z")
Yeah, but how can we dance when the world is turning? How do we sleep while our beds are burining? The time has come to say “fair’s fair”, to pay the rent, yeah, to pay our share. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/45deac/32.png) [@Evil\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_One)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/436 "2004-06-16T15:59:12Z")
Our beds are burning? We didn’t start the fire! It was always burning since the worlds been turning! We didn’t start the fire. No, we didn’t light it, but we’re trying to fight it. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/437 "2004-06-16T17:15:05Z")
(You’ve) got to give us what we want; Gotta give us what we need! Our freedom of speech is freedom or death. We got to fight the powers that be! Lemme hear you say: Fight the power! Anybody in this thread know the reference on that one (w/o Google)? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/438 "2004-06-16T21:48:00Z")
Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Freedom! Sometimes I feel like a motherless child. Sometimes I feel like a motherless child. Sometimes I feel like a motherless child. What if Rain Man sang folk songs? ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/439 "2004-06-16T23:11:45Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by kunilou_ > What if Rain Man sang folk songs? You’d get something like: And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know there ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![Amberlei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Amberlei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amberlei)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/440 "2004-06-17T02:44:52Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > You’d get something like: And I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know there ain’t no sunshine when she’s gone. Hmmm, she must be your sunshine, your only sunshine. She makes you happy when skies are grey. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=21) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=23)