# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/441 "2004-06-17T04:01:02Z")
Gray skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face; brush off the clouds and cheer up, put on a happy face. Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy, it’s not your style; you’ll look so good that you’ll be glad ya’ decided to smile! ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/442 "2004-06-17T05:43:32Z")
> [@Kallessa](#): > > Gray skies are gonna clear up, put on a happy face; brush off the clouds and cheer up, put on a happy face. Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy, it’s not your style; you’ll look so good that you’ll be glad ya’ decided to smile! Gray, gray . . . my life is gray. And my heart is cold since he went away. ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/443 "2004-06-17T11:46:22Z")
> [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > Yeah, rainy days and Mondays always bring me down… Sunday, bloody Sunday is always a bummer though. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/444 "2004-06-17T14:36:06Z")
But all the world seems in tune on a spring afternoon when we’re poisoning pigeons in the park. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/445 "2004-06-17T14:52:29Z")
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/446 "2004-06-17T18:09:16Z")
Everybody have fun tonight… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/447 "2004-06-17T20:31:16Z")
> [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > Everybody have fun tonight… …'til your daddies take your T-Birds away! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/448 "2004-06-17T20:46:38Z")
Wouldn’t it be nice? ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/449 "2004-06-17T22:21:38Z")
It would, but we never, ever do nothin nice…and easy. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/450 "2004-06-17T22:22:47Z")
> [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > Everybody have fun tonight… Tonight, tonight, the world is full of light, with suns and moons all over the place. Tonight, tonight, the world is wild and bright, going mad shooting sparks into space. (We’re gonna rock it tonight! They’re gonna get it tonight. They began it, they began it, they began it. We’ll stop 'em once and for all.) Today, the world was just an address, a place for me to live in, no better than all right! (We’re gonna jazz it tonight! Tonight! They began it, and we’re the ones to stop 'em once and for all!) But here you are, and what was just a world is a star. Tonight! > [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > Everybody have fun tonight… ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/451 "2004-06-18T13:57:27Z")
I can feel it coming in the air tonight… ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/452 "2004-06-18T14:58:58Z")
Tonight’s the night - it’s gonna be all right. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/453 "2004-06-18T19:27:40Z")
Sweeter than wine, softer than a summer’s night. Everything I want, I have, whenever I hold you tight. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/454 "2004-06-18T19:58:36Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > Sweeter than wine, softer than a summer’s night. Everything I want, I have, whenever I hold you tight. What you don’t have you don’t need it now, What you don’t know you can feel somehow What you don’t have you don’t need it now, Don’t need it now…it’s a beautiful day… ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/455 "2004-06-18T22:59:16Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > Sweeter than wine, softer than a summer’s night. Like strawberry wine and seventeen. The hot July moon saw everything. My first taste of love oh bittersweet. Green on the vine. Like strawberry wine. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/456 "2004-06-19T00:30:13Z")
On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf. . .? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/457 "2004-06-19T02:05:15Z")
I’d offer my throat to the wolf, but it’s summer in the city and the back of my neck is gettin’ dirt and gritty. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/458 "2004-06-19T05:37:36Z")
Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit. He took the midnight train goin’ anywhere. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/459 "2004-06-19T12:16:49Z")
Duh. Obviously, he took the midnight train to _Georgia_. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/460 "2004-06-19T14:57:30Z")
Would that be the train that’s called The City of New Orleans? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=24)