# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/461 "2004-06-20T18:42:35Z")
Trains are cool, but as for me, well… I don’t want a tickle; I just wanna ride my motor-sickle. And I don’t wan’t a pickle; again, I just wanna ride my motor-sickle. And I sure don’t wanna die; I just wanna ride my motor-cy…cle. ---
**Author:** ![glass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac8455/32.png) [@glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glass)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/462 "2004-06-20T19:22:01Z")
You’re a cowboy…on a steel horse you ride? Bet you’re wanted…dead or alive. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/463 "2004-06-20T20:13:44Z")
Pack my bags and mount my horse, I’m gonna ride on into the next town. Spend all my money on absolutely nothing, I don’t need no man to pay for anything. Ain’t got no shame, nobody knows my name, I’m gonna ride on into the next town. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/464 "2004-06-21T01:45:21Z")
“Nobody knows my name”??? Hell, in the desert you can’t even remember your _own_ name, 'cus there ain’t no one there to give you no pian. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/465 "2004-06-21T02:02:18Z")
Hello. I love you. Won’t you tell me your name? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/466 "2004-06-21T04:06:30Z")
The Name Game…Jerry Jerry Bo berry…bananafama fo fairy… ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/467 "2004-06-21T13:51:06Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > The Name Game…Jerry Jerry Bo berry…bananafama fo fairy… What’s the name of the game? Does it mean anything to you? Can you feel it the way I do? Tell me please, because I have to know. I’m a bashful child beginning to grow. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/468 "2004-06-21T14:46:55Z")
I’m pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/469 "2004-06-21T16:52:33Z")
STOP! In the name of love, before you break my heart, think it over. Haven’t I been good to you? ---
**Author:** ![Amberlei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Amberlei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amberlei)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/470 "2004-06-21T17:30:01Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Haven’t I been good to you? You have, but guess what? Your good girl’s gonna go bad I’m gonna be the swingin’est swinger you’ve ever had ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/471 "2004-06-21T18:18:09Z")
Sigh. All this nostalgic talk of love reminds me of a time when I was at a busstop. It was a wet day, and **she** was there waiting. I said “Please, share my umbrella.” The bus came and went and we stayed there as our love grew. All that summer we enjoyed that umbrella, wind, rain and shine. It’s nice to think of how that umbrella led me to a vow. But of course, it didn’t last. She got a job at a mine, and, because they didn’t want to hire women, she hid her identity and called herself Tim. One day there was an accident and _snif_ my little “Tim” never came back. The bastards ate her! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/472 "2004-06-21T18:18:20Z")
Wow! Sounds like a very kinky girl; the kind you don’t take home to mother. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/473 "2004-06-21T18:52:40Z")
Are you sure they ate her? I met her in a club down in old Soho where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola. C-O-L-A, cola. I asked her her name and in a background voice she said Lola. L-O-L-A, Lola. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/474 "2004-06-21T19:12:58Z")
That’s interesting, because last time I was walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain, I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand. He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook’s. Might explain what happened to Timothy. Where on earth could he have gone? God why don’t I know? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/475 "2004-06-21T20:19:54Z")
I dunno. Was it the same werewolf? Was it the same rain? How gentle is the rain that falls softly on the meadow? Birds high up on the trees serenade the clouds with their melody. Oh! See there beyond the hill – the bright colours of the rainbow? Some magic from above made this day for us, just to fall in love. Wait. We were eating Thai that day, not Chinese. Carry on, my wayward son. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/476 "2004-06-21T20:22:03Z")
I saw the werewolf, at least. His hair was perfect. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/477 "2004-06-21T20:41:19Z")
Did he have his hair slicked back and his Wayfarers on? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2004, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/478 "2004-06-21T20:49:42Z")
Kookie, Kookie, lend me your comb! ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2004, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/479 "2004-06-22T03:03:17Z")
I think I’m going to need more than a comb, because I plan to make it knotted, polka-dotted, twisted beaded braided, powdered flowered and confetti, wrangled tangled spangled, and _spaghetti_! ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/480 "2004-06-22T14:28:42Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > I think I’m going to need more than a comb, because I plan to make it knotted, polka-dotted, twisted beaded braided, powdered flowered and confetti, wrangled tangled spangled, and _spaghetti_! Spaghetti? I love Italian food! Because, you know, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, _that’s amore’!_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=23) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=25)