# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 27
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/521 "2004-06-25T01:25:37Z")
I always feel like somebody’s watching me. And I can’t get no privacy. Oho-o. When I’m in the shower, I’m afraid to wash my hair. Cuz I might open my eyes and find someone standing there! I always feel like somebody’s watching me. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/522 "2004-06-25T03:16:47Z")
There’s a somebody I’m longing to see…I hope that he turns out to be someone to watch over me… ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/523 "2004-06-25T03:34:34Z")
He’s watching me watching you watching him…I’m watching you watching him watching me… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/524 "2004-06-25T14:12:34Z")
All along the watchtower, princes kept the view while all the women came and went, barefoot servants, too. Outside in the distance a wildcat did growl. Two riders were approaching, the wind began to howl. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/525 "2004-06-25T14:46:56Z")
You say two riders were approaching? That reminds me of some odd cows I saw the other day, y’see, their brands were still on fire and their hooves were made of steel. Their horns were black and shiny and their hot breath I could feel. A bolt of fear shot through me as I looked up in the sky, for I saw the riders comin’ hard…And I heard their mournful cry: Yippee-yi-yo, yippee-yi-yea! Ghost riders in the sky. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/526 "2004-06-25T15:25:07Z")
Were they riders on the storm? Because there’s a killer on the road whose brain is squirming like a toad. Better take a long holiday and let your children play. If you give this man a ride your sweet family will die. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/527 "2004-06-25T16:31:07Z")
Was the brain like a horny toad? Because it was probably thinking… If u think I’m nasty U ain’t seen nothing yet. Y’see I’m the kinda brother that the more u scream the nastier I get. I can’t help it, I’m just a horny toad ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/528 "2004-06-25T18:12:39Z")
Back to the howling old owl in the woods, hunting the horny black toad… ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/529 "2004-06-25T19:08:38Z")
He’ll be down in the hollow there; he needs your head! Look out! Beware! With a hip-hip and a clippety-clop, he’s out looking for a head to swop. But don’t try to figure out a plan; you can’t reason with a headless man. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/530 "2004-06-25T21:25:34Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > But don’t try to figure out a plan Hey, I wanna build my world around you / Tell you that it’s true / I wanna make you understand / I’m talkin’ about a lifetime plan. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/531 "2004-06-25T21:39:23Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Hey, I wanna build my world around you / Tell you that it’s true / I wanna make you understand / I’m talkin’ about a lifetime plan. [pointless hijack] Oh, the Little River Band! I love that song! [/pointless hijack] Ever since we came to be, with the plan we’ve learned to see, we control infinity. What more? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2004, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/532 "2004-06-25T21:59:54Z")
Ground Control to Major Tom… ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/533 "2004-06-26T00:33:39Z")
When I was 17, I did what people told me. Did what my father said and let my mother mold me. But that was long ago. I’m in control. I got to have a lot. Control. To get what I want. Control. Never gonna stop. Control. Now I’m all grown up. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/534 "2004-06-26T00:49:43Z")
Got to get some food, I’m so hungry all the time. Got to get some sleep, I’m so nervous in the night. I don’t know how to stop. Got to pick up the phone; I will call any number; I will talk to anyone. I know I’m gone to far, and I don’t want to think what I’ve done. I don’t know how to stop. No self control… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/535 "2004-06-26T00:53:59Z")
I’m in the phone booth, it’s the one across the hall. If you don’t answer I’ll just ring it off the wall. I know he’s there, but I just had to call. Don’t leave me hanging on the telephone. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/536 "2004-06-26T00:58:49Z")
I got a little black book with my poems in. Got a bag, got a toothbrush, and a comb in. When I’m a good dog, they sometimes throw me a bone in…I got electric light, and I got second sight. I’ve got amazing powers of observation. And that is how I know when I try to get through on the telephone to you, there’ll be nobody home. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/537 "2004-06-26T01:24:00Z")
I know you’ve deceived me, now here’s a surprise. I know that you have 'cause there’s magic in my eyes. I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles, oh yeah. If you think that I don’t know about the little tricks you’ve played and never see you when deliberately you put things in my way – well, here’s a poke at you. You’re gonna choke on it too. You’re gonna lose that smile beacuse all the while: I can see for miles and miles. I can see for miles and miles. I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles. Oh yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/538 "2004-06-26T01:27:52Z")
I got a black magic woman. Got a black magic woman. I’ve got a black magic woman, got me so blind I can’t see. That she’s a black magic woman, trying to make a devil out of me. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/539 "2004-06-26T01:50:21Z")
Blinded by the light, cut loose like a deuce, another runner in the night. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2004, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/540 "2004-06-26T13:52:18Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > I got a black magic woman. Got a black magic woman. I’ve got a black magic woman, got me so blind I can’t see. That she’s a black magic woman, trying to make a devil out of me. Yes, she’s a restless spirit on an endless flight. Wooo hooo witchy woman, see how high she flie-ie-ies. Woo hoo witchy woman, she got the moon in her eye-eye-eye. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=26) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=28)