# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/561 "2004-06-29T00:51:30Z")
> [@Amberlei](#): > > Mama this surely is a dream. Mama, just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/562 "2004-06-29T01:15:55Z")
Another one bites the dust. Another one bites the dust ow. Another one bites the dust hey hey. Another one bites the dust. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/563 "2004-06-29T02:00:15Z")
Dust in the wind…all we are is dust in the wind. ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/564 "2004-06-29T03:32:43Z")
And all I wanna do is let it be and be with you and watch the wind blow by And all I wanna see is you and me go on forever like the clear blue sky Slowly, there’s only you and I And all I wanna do is watch the wind blow by. Really dear, It’s not that I am envious of by or anything. Its just an enjoyable past time. Sorry, I could not help myself. ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/565 "2004-06-29T03:35:22Z")
When the sun rose this morning, I didn’t have my baby by my side. I don’t know where she was, I know she’s out with some another guy. Don’t the sun look lonesome shading down behind the trees? But don’t your house look lonesome when your baby’s packed to leave. Blow wind, blow wind, blow my baby back to me. Well you know if I don’t soon find them, I will be in misery. If you can’t be near the one you love, perhaps the wind will do? Ok, I 'm really truly sorry about that one. It was beneath me. Yea, like that. ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/566 "2004-06-29T03:37:55Z")
Blow wind blow all my worries Away from me Blow wind blow a little heaven my way Blow wind blow a little heaven my way Day goes down Upon this dirty little town You gotta find another lonely soul To share the night. I think I should be restricted from google for a couple days. ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/567 "2004-06-29T03:41:06Z")
I Can’t Help It If I Wanted To. I Wouldn’t Help It Even If I Could. I Can’t Help It If I Wanted To. I Wouldn’t Help It, No I Can’t Help But Love You. Who’d have thought that MJ and I would have something in common? No! Not that! I meant the unable to help it thing. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/568 "2004-06-29T04:25:30Z")
Help! I need somebody. Help! Not just anybody. Help! You know I need someone. Help! ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/569 "2004-06-29T04:32:35Z")
Take the ribbon from my hair. Shake it loose, and let it fall. Lay it soft against your skin, like the shadow on the wall. Come and lay down by my side, til the early morning light. All I’m taking is your time. Help me make it through the night. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/570 "2004-06-29T12:05:59Z")
Just don’t let me be lonely tonight. I don’t wanna be lonely tonight. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/571 "2004-06-29T12:37:28Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > Just don’t let me be lonely tonight. I don’t wanna be lonely tonight. We walked the loniest mile. We smiled without any style. We kissed altogether wrong. No intentions. We lied about each others drinks. We lived without each other thinkin’ what anyone would do, without me and you… FWIW, I was on a Song Flight from Atlanta to Tampa last night that lasted a bit longer than normal, and won about 6 straight inflight trivia contests with others on the plane. I was invincible! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/572 "2004-06-29T14:17:21Z")
Lonely? I’m Mr. Lonely. I have nobody for my own. I am so lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely. Wish I had someone to call on the phone. Now I’m a soldier, a lonely soldier, away from home through no wish of my own. That’s why I’m lonely, I’m Mr. Lonely. I wish that I could go back home. ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/573 "2004-06-29T14:27:16Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > I wish that I could go back home. Homeward bound. I wish I was homeward bound. Home, where my thought’s escaping, home where my music’s playing, home where my love lies waiting silently for me. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/574 "2004-06-29T14:30:32Z")
And you know it’s time to go, through the rain and falling snow, 'cross the fields of mourning, to lights in the distance. I won’t sorrow, I won’t grieve, for tonight, at last, I am coming home. I am coming home. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/575 "2004-06-29T15:30:32Z")
When the rain comes, they run and hide their heads. They might as well be dead. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/576 "2004-06-29T16:24:10Z")
Ev’rywhere people stare, each and ev’ry day. I can see them laugh at me, and I hear them say. Hey, you’ve got hide your love away. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/577 "2004-06-29T16:33:05Z")
I want to run…I want to hide…I want to tear down the walls that hold me inside. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/578 "2004-06-29T17:20:03Z")
What you tryin do to my heart? What you tryin do to my heart? You go around tellin’ lies, you’re foolin’ round with the other guys! What you tryin do to my heart? You better run! You better hide! You better leave my side! ---
**Author:** ![Amberlei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Amberlei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amberlei)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/579 "2004-06-29T17:31:33Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > What you tryin do to my heart? What you tryin do to my heart? You go around tellin’ lies, you’re foolin’ round with the other guys! What you tryin do to my heart? > You better run! You better hide! You better leave my side! We’re running just as fast as we can, holdin’ onto one another’s hand, tryin’ to get away into the night. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/580 "2004-06-29T17:39:40Z")
> [@Amberlei](#): > > We’re running just as fast as we can, holdin’ onto one another’s hand, tryin’ to get away into the night. They held each other tight as they drove off in the night. They were so excited! We’ve got one shot at life; let’s take it while we’re still not afraid. Cause life is so brief and time is a thief when you’re undecided, and like a fist full of sand it’ll slip right through your hand. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=30)