# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 30
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/581 "2004-06-29T18:20:48Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > …and like a fist full of sand it’ll slip right through your hand. Standing on the beach with a gun in my hand, I’m staring at the sea, staring at the sand. I’m staring down the barrel at the the arab on the ground. I can see his open mouth but I hear no sound. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/582 "2004-06-29T21:19:37Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Standing on the beach with a gun in my hand, I’m staring at the sea, staring at the sand. I’m staring down the barrel at the the arab on the ground. I can see his open mouth but I hear no sound. Yeah? Well, _I_ shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/583 "2004-06-29T21:20:10Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Standing on the beach with a gun in my hand You too? I was born the son of a lawless man. Always spoke my mind with a gun in my hand. Lived nine lives, gunned down ten. Gonna ride like the wind. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/584 "2004-06-29T22:05:51Z")
As the riders loped on by him, he heard one call his name. “If you want to save your soul from hell a’ ridin’ on our range. Then cowboy change your ways today or with us you will ride, a-tryin’ to catch the Devil’s herd across these endless skies.” Yi-pi-yi-ay, Yi-pi-yi-o. Ghost riders in the sky. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/585 "2004-06-29T22:47:25Z")
I thought the Devil went down to Georgia because he was lookin’ for a soul to steal. ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/586 "2004-06-29T22:49:50Z")
Girl, ya gotta love your man, take him by the hand. Make him understand. The world on you depends. Our life will never end, gotta love your man, yeah. Riders on the storm, yah know? Into this house we’re born, into this world we’re thrown. Like a dog without a bone, or an actor out alone. We’re riders on the storm. \< I wasn’t clever enough to work in the squirming like a toad line. Sorry. \> ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2004, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/587 "2004-06-29T22:51:42Z")
Hey, hey, hey you know that feels so fine. I want to love you all the time. I’m gonna steal your heart away, steal your heart away. I’m gonna steal your heart away. No more will it stray, steal your heart away. What should I care about about your other man? I just want to love you As much as I can. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/588 "2004-06-30T00:37:34Z")
A man? Jesse James was a man who killed many a man. He robbed the Glendale train. He stole from the rich and he gave to the poor, he’d a hand and a heart and a brain. Poor Jesse had a wife to mourn for his life, three children, they were brave; But the dirty little coward that shot Mr. Howard has laid Jesse James in his grave. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/589 "2004-06-30T00:45:29Z")
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. With 4 hungry children, and a crop in the field! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/590 "2004-06-30T01:07:36Z")
I’m hungry for the good life, baby. Hungry through and through. I hungry for the sweet things, baby, with a real fine girl like you. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/591 "2004-06-30T12:43:17Z")
One look at you and I can’t disguise my hungry eyes. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/592 "2004-06-30T13:02:50Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > One look at you and I can’t disguise my hungry eyes. Just one look? That’s all it took? Slut! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/593 "2004-06-30T14:06:43Z")
But wait! My eyes _adored_ you. Though I never laid a hand on you my eyes adored you. Like a million miles away from me you couldn’t see how I adored you. So close, so close and yet so far. But you called me a stalker. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/594 "2004-06-30T14:36:49Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Dust in the wind…all we are is dust in the wind. Yes, but always remember, the answer in blowin’ in the wind. ---
**Author:** ![Chanteuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de053/32.png) [@Chanteuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chanteuse)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/595 "2004-06-30T14:39:29Z")
“Preview is my friend, preview is my friend.” (repeat 100 times) “the answer IS blowin’ in the wind.” ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/596 "2004-06-30T14:41:13Z")
> [@Mayflower](#): > > Yes, but always remember, the answer in blowin’ in the wind. But will the wind ever remember the names it has blown in the past? And with this crutch, this old age and its wisdom, it whispers, “no, this will be the last.” And the wind…cries…“Mary…” ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/597 "2004-06-30T16:36:30Z")
I thought they called the wind Mariah. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/598 "2004-06-30T16:38:53Z")
And then along comes Mary. And does she want to give me kicks , and be my steady chick and give me pick of memories, or maybe rather gather tales of all the fails and tribulations no one ever sees. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/599 "2004-06-30T17:16:36Z")
Mary, Mary, where you going to? Mary, Mary, can I come to? (Or the 90s alternative) Mary, Mary, why you buggin’? Mary, Mary, I need some lovin’! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/600 "2004-06-30T17:29:19Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Mary, Mary, where you going to? Hey, do _you_ know where you’re goin’ to? Do you like the things that life is showin’ you? Where _are_ you goin’ to? Do you know? Do you know? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=29) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=31)