# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 31
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/601 "2004-06-30T18:00:16Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Hey, do _you_ know where you’re goin’ to? Do you like the things that life is showin’ you? Where _are_ you goin’ to? Do you know? Do you know? Well we know where we’re goin’, but we don’t know where we’ve been. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/602 "2004-06-30T18:12:29Z")
But I’ve been waiting for so long to find the answer! ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/603 "2004-06-30T18:27:42Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > But I’ve been waiting for so long to find the answer! Well, _he_ went to Paris looking for answers to questions that bothered him so. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/604 "2004-06-30T19:42:44Z")
He’s so lucky. I LOVE Paris in the springtime. I love Paris in the fall. I even love Paris in the winter, when it drizzles, and I love Paris in the summer, when it sizzles. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/605 "2004-06-30T20:18:12Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > He’s so lucky. I LOVE Paris in the springtime. I love Paris in the fall. I even love Paris in the winter, when it drizzles, and I love Paris in the summer, when it sizzles. Well, I love New York in June, how 'bout you? I love a Gershwin tune, how 'bout you? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/606 "2004-06-30T21:06:23Z")
I know what I’m needin’, and I don’t wanna waste more time. I’m in a New York state of mind. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/607 "2004-06-30T21:38:06Z")
Wasting time, I shall miss this thing when it all rolls by. What a day; I wanna stay, stay, stay, stay for awhile. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/608 "2004-06-30T23:16:53Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > Wasting time, I shall miss this thing when it all rolls by. What a day; I wanna stay, stay, stay, stay for awhile. So, then, why don’t you stay? Just a little bit longer. Oh, won’t you stay just a little bit longer. Oh, please, please stay just a little bit more. Now if the promoter don’t mind and the roadies don’t mind, we can take a little time and we’ll leave it all behind and sing one more song. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/609 "2004-06-30T23:38:30Z")
Whether you’re a brother or whether you’re a mother, you’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Feel the city breakin’ and everybody shakin’, and we’re stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive. Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/610 "2004-06-30T23:42:39Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > stayin’ aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive. _kind of like this thread…_ ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/611 "2004-07-01T00:05:43Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > _kind of like this thread…_ AWWW hillbillyqueen…you broke the chain… Ya know…_Chains…keep us together…running in the shadows_ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/612 "2004-07-01T00:23:54Z")
But the life that I lead is so full of mysteries, that’s why I’m always on my way.And I’ll be running like the wind. ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/613 "2004-07-01T00:51:26Z")
But are you running against the wind? ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/614 "2004-07-01T12:05:33Z")
> [@rolandgunslinger](#): > > AWWW hillbillyqueen…you broke the chain.\* One of these mornings, the chain’s gonna break, but up until then I’m gonna take all I can take. So add me to your chain of fools. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/615 "2004-07-01T12:25:11Z")
> [@rockle](#): > > So add me to your chain of fools. Me too. Because I’m a fool for the city. Of course everybody plays the fool, sometime. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/616 "2004-07-01T13:36:41Z")
When the lights go down in the city, and the sun shines on the bay… oh I want to be there in my city… ---
**Author:** ![BrianJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@BrianJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrianJ)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/617 "2004-07-01T14:15:00Z")
Uptown girl She’s been living in her uptown world I bet she’s never had a backstreet guy I bet her momma never told her why ---
**Author:** ![BrianJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@BrianJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrianJ)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/618 "2004-07-01T14:17:14Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > I got a black magic woman. Got a black magic woman. I’ve got a black magic woman, got me so blind I can’t see. That she’s a black magic woman, trying to make a devil out of me. Maybe she’s a devil with a blue dress on. ---
**Author:** ![BrianJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@BrianJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrianJ)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/619 "2004-07-01T14:21:20Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > When the lights go down in the city, and the sun shines on the bay… oh I want to be there in my city… Would that be Allentown? And we’re living here in Allentown But the restlessness was handed down And it’s getting very hard to stay Or are you in a New York state of mind? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/620 "2004-07-01T14:24:26Z")
> [@BrianJ3](#): > > Maybe she’s a devil with a blue dress on. Yes indeed. To be precise. She wore blue velvet. Bluer than velvet was the night. Softer than satin was the light from the stars. She wore blue velvet. Bluer than velvet were her eyes; warmer than May her tender sighs. Love was ours. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=30) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=32)