# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/681 "2004-07-07T11:46:52Z")
You better think, think about what you’re tryin’ to do to me! ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/682 "2004-07-07T13:08:02Z")
> [@rockle](#): > > You better think, think about what you’re tryin’ to do to me! Thinkin’ ’bout the times you drove in my car. Thinkin’ that I might have drove you too far. And I’m thinkin’ ’bout the love that you laid on my table… ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/683 "2004-07-07T13:39:27Z")
Oh, it’s been such a long, long time. Looks like I’d get you offa my mind. But I can’t. Just the thought of you… my whole world turns misty blue. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/684 "2004-07-07T14:45:11Z")
Look at me, I’m as helpless as a kitten up a tree, and I feel like I’m clinging to a cloud. I can’t understand. I get misty just holding your hand. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/685 "2004-07-07T16:02:01Z")
Oh please, say to me, you’ll let me be your man. And please, say to me, you’ll let me hold your hand. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/686 "2004-07-07T16:06:48Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Oh please, say to me, you’ll let me be your man. And please, say to me, you’ll let me hold your hand. Shake for me girl. I want to be your backdoor man. I’ve got a whole lot of love. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/687 "2004-07-07T18:11:11Z")
Comin’ to ya, on a dusty road…good lovin’, I got a truckload! ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/688 "2004-07-07T19:55:26Z")
> [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > Comin’ to ya, on a dusty road Sometimes I lead, sometimes I follow. This time I’ll go where she wants me to go. She said maybe today, maybe tomorrow, go deep in the woods down the low valley road. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/689 "2004-07-07T20:12:50Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Sometimes I lead, sometimes I follow. This time I’ll go where she wants me to go. She said maybe today, maybe tomorrow, go deep in the woods down the low valley road. Hey! You gotta go where you want to go and do what you want to do. With whoever you want to do it to! ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/690 "2004-07-07T20:41:36Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > … go deep in the woods down the low valley road. Way back up in the woods, among the evergreens, in a little cabin made of earth and wood, lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/691 "2004-07-07T21:13:48Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Hey! You gotta go where you want to go and do what you want to do. With whoever you want to do it to! It’s your thing. Do what you want to do. I can’t tell you who to sock it to. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/692 "2004-07-07T22:46:30Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > It’s your thing. Do what you want to do. I can’t tell you who to sock it to. Wild thing, you make my heart sing. You make everything groovy. Wild thing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/693 "2004-07-07T23:14:19Z")
Here’s my prediction – what I’m gonna do to you – I’m gonna break your heart but you’ll still love me. (David Yazbek) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/694 "2004-07-07T23:23:40Z")
> [@The Scrivener](#): > > Here’s my prediction – what I’m gonna do to you – > I’m gonna break your heart but you’ll still love me. > > (David Yazbek) I worked so hard I couldn’t unwind and het some money saved. You abuse my love a thousand times, however had I tried. Heartbreaker, your time has come, I can’t take your evil way. Go away, heartbreaker. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/695 "2004-07-08T00:33:17Z")
You’re the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies. The effects of a winner, and you know that you were born to be. You’re a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, don’t you mess around with me. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/696 "2004-07-08T00:39:09Z")
> [@](#): > > You’re the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasies. The effects of a winner, and you know that you were born to be. You’re a heartbreaker, dreammaker, love-taker, don’t you mess around with me. What would straight folks say? That man isn’t fit to enter heaven. That man is a **sinner** , ever burning in disgrace. Pink thing, spit in my face, I’d love you for it. (XTC) ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/697 "2004-07-08T01:38:56Z")
Mama, take this badge off of me. I can’t use it anymore. It’s gettin’ dark, too dark for me to see. I feel like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/698 "2004-07-08T02:03:21Z")
Heaven must be missing an angel. Missing one angel, child, cuz you’re here with me, right now. Your kiss, filled with tenderness. I want all I can get, of your sexiness. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/699 "2004-07-08T02:06:41Z")
Heaven… heaven is a place… a place where nothing… nothing ever happens. (Talking Heads) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/700 "2004-07-08T02:06:42Z")
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