# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/701 "2004-07-08T02:22:49Z")
Here in my car where the image breaks down will you visit me please if I open my door? I got it **Silenus** , but it was diluted by the two other posts between yours and mine ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/702 "2004-07-08T02:37:50Z")
Break down, go ahead and give it to me. Breakdown, honey take me through the night. Simulposts can be a bitch sometimes! Thank you **ShibbOleth** , for restoring my faith in Humanity! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/703 "2004-07-08T13:38:59Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Break down, go ahead and give it to me. Breakdown, honey take me through the night. Send me a light, punch a hole right through the nightā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/704 "2004-07-08T13:40:49Z")
Oh the night is my world. City lights, painted girls. In the day, nothing matters. Itā€™s the night-time that matters. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/705 "2004-07-08T14:54:21Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Oh the night is my world. City lights, painted girls. In the day, nothing matters. Itā€™s the night-time that matters. Voulez vous couchez avec moi, cā€™est soir? ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/706 "2004-07-08T15:57:53Z")
Au claire de la lune, mon ami Pierrot, prĆŖtez-moi ta plume pour Ć©crire un mot. Ma chandelle est morte! Je nā€™ai pas de fume! Ouvrez-moi ta porte pour amour de Dieu! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/707 "2004-07-08T16:44:47Z")
If you should ever leave me, though Life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what Iā€™d be without you. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/708 "2004-07-08T16:54:23Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > If you should ever leave me, though Life would still go on, believe me. The world could show nothing to me, so what good would living do me? God only knows what Iā€™d be without you. Sleight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails she makes me wait. And I wait without youā€¦with or without youā€¦with or without youā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/709 "2004-07-08T17:25:12Z")
I canā€™t live if livinā€™s without you. I canā€™t give. I canā€™t live any more. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/710 "2004-07-08T18:11:10Z")
Just slide, get your body down, down, down and glide, I gotta feel you all around. Boy you got me wanting more, more, more. Give it all up for love babe. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/711 "2004-07-08T19:58:11Z")
> [@rockle](#): > > Au claire de la lune, mon ami Pierrot, prĆŖtez-moi ta plume pour Ć©crire un mot. Ma chandelle est morte! Je nā€™ai pas de fume! Ouvrez-moi ta porte pour amour de Dieu! FYI, I googled the lyrics for a song called _La Hija de la Luna_ which is a story about a gypsy child begat by the moon (as best as I can tell with my lousy Spanish) which would have been an interesting segue for this one. But I got hit by some extremely nasty malware from that particular lyrics site. So be careful, this site was in Spanish with lots of Spanish name songs, but I donā€™t know the exact site and Iā€™m not going there. It might have been www dot letssingit dot com, maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/712 "2004-07-08T22:24:20Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Give it all up for love babe. I would do anything for love. Iā€™d run right into hell and back. I would do anything for love, Iā€™ll never lie to you and thatā€™s a fact. But Iā€™ll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way. And I would do anything for love, but I wonā€™t do that, I wonā€™t do that. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/713 "2004-07-08T23:05:33Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > I would do anything for love. Iā€™d run right into hell and back. I would do anything for love, Iā€™ll never lie to you and thatā€™s a fact. But Iā€™ll never forget the way you feel right now, oh no, no way. And I would do anything for love, but I wonā€™t do that, I wonā€™t do that. I say ā€œHow can you say where Iā€™ll be from day to day, when I donā€™t even know myself.ā€ But the life that I lead is so full of mysteries, thatā€™s why Iā€™m always on my way. And Iā€™ll be running like the wind. ---
**Author:** ![JohnCocktoasten](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f07891/32.png) [@JohnCocktoasten](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnCocktoasten)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/714 "2004-07-09T00:45:29Z")
Well, even though life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name and it feels like homeā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/715 "2004-07-09T11:50:36Z")
> [@JohnCocktoasten](#): > > Well, even though life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone. I hear you call my name and it feels like homeā€¦ Let me go home. Why donā€™t the let me go home? This is the worst trip Iā€™ve ever been on. ---
**Author:** ![Kilt-wearin\_man](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/82dd89/32.png) [@Kilt-wearin\_man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilt-wearin_man)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/716 "2004-07-09T13:34:47Z")
> [@rockle](#): > > Let me go home. Why donā€™t the let me go home? This is the worst trip Iā€™ve ever been on. LET ME GO! _Will not let you go!_ LET ME GO! _Will not let you go!_ LET ME GO! _Will not let you go! No! No!_ NO! _NO!_ **NO!** Oh mama-mia, mama-mia! _Mama-mia let him goā€¦_ ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/717 "2004-07-09T14:24:45Z")
> [@Kilt-wearin' man](#): > > Oh mama-mia, mama-mia! > _Mama-mia let him goā€¦_ Mamma mia, here I go again, my my how can I resist you? Mamma mia, does it show again, my my just how much Iā€™ve missed you? _[RIGHT]Ironically, tho, the first ABBA song that actually came to mind for me was Waterloo. WTF?[/RIGHT]_ ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/718 "2004-07-09T14:40:23Z")
Here I go again, on my own. Going down the only road Iā€™ve ever known. Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone. But Iā€™ve made up my mind. I ainā€™t wasting no more time. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/719 "2004-07-09T16:20:48Z")
I ainā€™t saying you treated me unkind, you could have done better but I donā€™t mind. You just kinda wasted my precious time. But donā€™t think twice, itā€™s all right. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Mook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Mr.Mook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Mook)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/720 "2004-07-09T16:57:42Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Here I go again, on my own. Going down the only road Iā€™ve ever known. Like a drifter, I was born to walk alone. But Iā€™ve made up my mind. I ainā€™t wasting no more time. Goinā€™ down the road feelinā€™ bad Goinā€™ down the road feelinā€™ bad Goinā€™ down the road feelinā€™ bad, bad Donā€™t want to be treated this a way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=37)