# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 37
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/721 "2004-07-09T18:00:01Z")
I’m going up the country. Baby, don’t you wanna go? I’m going up the country. Baby, don’t you wanna go? I’m going to some place where I’ve never been before. I’m going, I’m going where the water tastes like wine. I’m going where the water tastes like wine. We can jump in the water, stay drunk all the time. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/722 "2004-07-09T18:20:46Z")
Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine. When you gonna let me get sober? Leave me alone, let me go home, let me go home and start over. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/723 "2004-07-09T23:39:40Z")
Come on…come on…take a little piece of my heart, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/724 "2004-07-10T06:06:18Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Come on…come on. Come on Eileen! Well, I swear (what he means) at this moment, you mean everything. With you in that dress, my thoughts I confess verge on dirty … Ah, come on Eileen! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/725 "2004-07-10T06:29:19Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > Well, I swear (what he means) at this moment, you mean everything. This magic moment when your lips are close to mine, will last forever, forever 'til the end of time. ---
**Author:** ![BrianJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@BrianJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrianJ)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/726 "2004-07-10T12:47:50Z")
> [@Mr. Mook](#): > > Goin’ down the road feelin’ bad > Goin’ down the road feelin’ bad > Goin’ down the road feelin’ bad, bad > > Don’t want to be treated this a way. So I’m sitting on the dock of the bay. Watching the tide roll away. ---
**Author:** ![BrianJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@BrianJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrianJ)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/727 "2004-07-10T12:50:24Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Bottle of wine, fruit of the vine. When you gonna let me get sober? Leave me alone, let me go home, let me go home and start over. Just don’t go wasting away in marguritaville, searching for your lost shaker of salt. ---
**Author:** ![glass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac8455/32.png) [@glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glass)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/728 "2004-07-10T18:29:12Z")
Oh lord, searching…mm child…searching every which way. Yeah yeah, gonna find her! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/729 "2004-07-10T19:57:00Z")
She loves you, and you know that can’t be bad. She loves you, and you know you should be glad. She loves you yeah yeah yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/730 "2004-07-11T06:25:00Z")
> [@glass](#): > > Oh lord, searching…mm child…searching every which way. I know _I’m_ searching for something – something so undefined that it can only be seen by the eyes of the blind. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/731 "2004-07-11T14:14:21Z")
> [@Sternvogel](#): > > I know _I’m_ searching for something – something so undefined that it can only be seen by the eyes of the blind. Well, I still haven’t found what I’m looking for. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/732 "2004-07-11T15:32:42Z")
Looking for love in all the wrong places. Looking for love in too many faces, searching your eyes, looking for traces, of what… I’m dreaming of… ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/733 "2004-07-11T16:40:28Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Looking for love in all the wrong places. Looking for love in too many faces, searching your eyes, looking for traces, of what… I’m dreaming of… Faded photograph, covered now with lines and creases. Tickets torn in half, memories in bits and pieces. Traces of love, long ago that didn’t work out right. Traces of love. ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/734 "2004-07-11T18:29:05Z")
Memories… like the corners of my mind. Misty watercolored memories… of the way we were. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/735 "2004-07-12T02:18:29Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Memories… like the corners of my mind. Misty watercolored memories… of the way we were. If you hear him howling around your kitchen door, better not let him in. Little old lady got mutilated late last night, werewolves of London again. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/736 "2004-07-12T04:15:07Z")
Closed at the request of the OP. **Cajun Man** for the SDMB [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=36)