# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/81 "2004-06-06T19:31:26Z")
Let’s just take a moment to thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day! I understand that they grow up in the most delightful way! Those little eyes so helpless and appealing one day will flash and send you crashin’ thru the ceilin’. Personally, I can testify that I love little girls they make me feel so good. I love little girls they make me feel so bad. When they’re around they make me feell like I’m the only guy in town. \ ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/82 "2004-06-06T19:35:29Z")
> [@pervert](#): > > Let’s just take a moment to thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day! I understand that they grow up in the most delightful way! Those little eyes so helpless and appealing one day will flash and send you crashin’ thru the ceilin’. > > Personally, I can testify that I love little girls they make me feel so good.\>[/SIZE] Is it just me, or does a guy named **pervert** singing about loving little girls… just ooky?? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/83 "2004-06-06T19:38:17Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Is it just me, or does a guy named **pervert** singing about loving little girls… just ooky?? 😉 Ok, a weekend morning+caffeine+nicotine-food=should preview. I meant to say it _sounds_ ooky. ---
**Author:** ![glass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac8455/32.png) [@glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glass)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/84 "2004-06-06T20:10:28Z")
Spooky! Love is kinda crazy with a spooky lil girl like you… ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/85 "2004-06-06T21:03:57Z")
Well, I did include the line about them growing up. I did not find any lyrics about growing up _first_, but I hope that is understood. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/86 "2004-06-06T21:21:21Z")
Come back when you grow up, girl. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/87 "2004-06-06T21:35:24Z")
Young girl, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run, girl. You’re much too young, girl ---
**Author:** ![Treviathan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/838e76/32.png) [@Treviathan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Treviathan)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/88 "2004-06-06T21:37:03Z")
> [@trublmakr](#): > > Is it just me, or does a guy named **pervert** singing about loving little girls… just ooky?? 😉 Yeah, and he better not be talkin’ 'bout my girl, my girl, my girl… ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/89 "2004-06-06T22:12:23Z")
Girl, you’ll be a woman soon… ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/90 "2004-06-06T22:15:24Z")
She’s just 16 years old, “Leave her alone,” they said. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/91 "2004-06-06T22:38:31Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Young girl, get out of my mind. My love for you is way out of line. Better run, girl. > You’re much too young, girl One of the creepiest songs EVER! ---
**Author:** ![glass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac8455/32.png) [@glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glass)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/92 "2004-06-06T22:55:51Z")
And one year later… She was just 17, and you know what I mean? The way she looked was way beyond compare. ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/93 "2004-06-06T23:25:07Z")
I know her. Young and sweet, only seventeen. She could dance, she could jive, having the time of her life. See that girl, watch that scene. She was the dancing queen. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/94 "2004-06-06T23:35:36Z")
But she was too young to fall in love, and I was too young to know. . . ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/95 "2004-06-06T23:39:55Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > But she was too young to fall in love, and I was too young to know. . . I was too young but that’s no excuse! (I had too much too soon, I wanted more room to please my restless youth.) ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/96 "2004-06-06T23:57:06Z")
They say we’re young and we don’t know. We won’t find out until we grow. Well I don’t know if all that’s true 'Cause you got me, and baby I got you. Babe. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/97 "2004-06-07T00:12:15Z")
This is _not_ a puppy love! ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/98 "2004-06-07T00:41:43Z")
> [@norinew](#): > > This is _not_ a puppy love! How much is that doggy in the window, the one with the waggly tail? How much is that doggy in the window? I do hope that doggy’s for sale. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/99 "2004-06-07T01:51:07Z")
Doggie…He’s a legend on the internet. Doggie…He’s a canine porn star. Doggie… This little pup will go far. Doggie… ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/100 "2004-06-07T03:18:42Z")
It’s only the thrill, of boy meeting girl; opposites attract. It’s physical, only logical; you must try to ignore that it means more than that. What’s love got to do with it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=6)