# A WARNING For The Guys..... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633 "2004-06-04T15:15:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/101 "2004-06-07T03:22:39Z")
Who let the dogs out? ---
**Author:** ![MannyL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@MannyL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MannyL)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/102 "2004-06-07T04:01:32Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Who let the dogs out? Who Who? ---
**Author:** ![pervert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbe5ce/32.png) [@pervert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pervert)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/103 "2004-06-07T04:07:20Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > One of the creepiest songs EVER! Are you old enough, will you be ready when I call your bluff? Is my timing right, did you save your love for me tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Suse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Suse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suse)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/104 "2004-06-07T04:15:18Z")
> [@pervert](#): > > Are you old enough, will you be ready when I call your bluff? > Is my timing right, did you save your love for me tonight? You know I like my girls a little bit older. I just wanna use your love tonight; I don’t wanna lose your love tonight. ---
**Author:** ![theckhd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@theckhd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/theckhd)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/105 "2004-06-07T04:20:40Z")
> [@Suse](#): > > I just wanna use your love tonight; I don’t wanna lose your love tonight. I can feel you breathe. I can feel your heart beat faster. Take me home tonight, i don’t want to let you go till you see the light… be my little baby… ---
**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/106 "2004-06-07T04:20:47Z")
But what if her lips are sweeter than wine? ---
**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/107 "2004-06-07T04:35:02Z")
Spill the wine and take that pearl! Spill the wine and take that pearl! Spill the wine and take that pearl! Spill the wine and take that pearl! I was once out strollin one very hot summer’s day When I thought I’d lay myself down to rest In a big field of tall grass. I lay there in the sun and felt it caressing my face. And I fell asleep and dreamed I dreamed I was in a Hollywood movie. This really blew my mind The fact that me, an overfed, long-haired leaping gnome Should be the star of a Hollywood movie! ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/108 "2004-06-07T05:58:07Z")
When she walks she moves so fine like a flamingo Crimson dress that clings so tight She’s out of reach and out of sight … so how come I know what she wears if I can’t see her? Ah, the sweet mysteries of love. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/109 "2004-06-07T10:59:27Z")
> [@AndrewT](#): > > so how come I know what she wears if I can’t see her? Ah, the sweet mysteries of love. Are we speaking of the pompatus of love? ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/110 "2004-06-07T11:51:55Z")
Don’t speak. Love is a wonderful thing. ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/111 "2004-06-07T16:48:42Z")
You shouldn’t mess with me. I’ll ruin everything you are. I’ll give you television, I’ll give you eyes of blue. I’ll give you a man who wants to rule the world. It’s in the whites of my eyes. And when I get excited, my little China Girl, she tells me, just you shut your mouth. She says, shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Tris ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/112 "2004-06-07T17:25:59Z")
Crack, baby, crack, show me you’re real Smack, baby, smack, is that all that you feel Suck, baby, suck, give me your head Before you start professing that you’re knocking me dead ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/113 "2004-06-07T17:46:35Z")
I gotta get my girl to rock that body Before I left I hit the bacardi Pulled to the house get her out of the pad And the bitch said something to make me mad She said somethin’ that I couldn’t believe So I grabbed the stupid bitch by her nappy ass weave She started talkin’ shit, would’nt you know? I reached back like a pimp and slapped the hoe’ ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/114 "2004-06-07T18:18:42Z")
Something tells me we’re not doing the oldies anymore. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/115 "2004-06-07T18:22:24Z")
> [@hillbilly queen](#): > > Something tells me we’re not doing the oldies anymore. Sorry, I just try to riff off of whatever comes before me. What did you want, just an old fashioned love song, one I’m sure they wrote for you and me? Just an old fashioned love song, coming out in three part harmony? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/116 "2004-06-07T18:42:23Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > What did you want, just an old fashioned love song, one I’m sure they wrote for you and me? Just an old fashioned love song, coming out in three part harmony? Oh god no! ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/117 "2004-06-07T18:47:05Z")
Harmony and me, we’re pretty good company.Looking for an island in our boat upon the sea. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/118 "2004-06-07T19:49:28Z")
Oh, well, if you want harmony, try ebony and ivory. _They_ live together in _perfect_ harmony; at least on the piano keyboard. Oh, Lord, why don’t we??? ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/119 "2004-06-07T19:57:10Z")
Harmony? No. Love. Love will keep us together… Just stop, 'cause I really love you; stop, I’ll be thinking of you – Look in my heart and let love keep us together, whatever. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633/120 "2004-06-07T20:13:58Z")
> [@Algernon](#): > > Love. Love will keep us together… > Just stop, 'cause I really love you; stop, I’ll be thinking of you – > Look in my heart and let love keep us together, whatever. Everybody listen to me, and return me, my ship. I’m your captain, I’m your captain, though I’m feeling mighty sick. I’ve been lost now, days uncounted, and it’s months since, I’ve seen home. Can you hear me, can you hear me, or am I all alone? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-warning-for-the-guys/248633.md?page=7)