# A what? Cameltoe? What the heck does that mean?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 3, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397 "2005-08-03T05:41:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/21 "2005-08-03T16:29:22Z")

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> [@Padeye](#):
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> I thought a guy with too-tighty whities was a grape smuggler.

Or, as per Bloodhound Gang, “smuggling plums”.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/22 "2005-08-03T16:45:12Z")

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**Hal** , that’s hilarous!

That girl is supposed to be Fleur? She’s attractive, but not fury inducing beautiful like in the books. Eh, better than a blonde [Helen of Troy](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1208167/) I suppose.

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**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/23 "2005-08-03T17:11:32Z")

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Wow, some of those mugglenet posts have **1000** comments on them!

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**Author:** ![Spiff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiff/32/9852_2.png) [@Spiff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiff)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/24 "2005-08-03T17:22:37Z")

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Yes, I hear the Harry Potter books are quite a hit with the youngtsers

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/25 "2005-08-03T18:29:28Z")

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Smuggling yo-yos is another term I’ve heard for cameltoe.

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/26 "2005-08-03T18:40:23Z")

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For a humorous take on the term, watch Fannypack’s video “Cameltoe”. [Link](http://music.yahoo.com/ar-302950---Fannypack) to their Launch page. (The group is a one hit wonder, last year that song was quite the hit.)

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/27 "2005-08-03T18:46:58Z")

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Note: that video probably is **NSFW**. It’s along similar lines that 20 Fingers’ “[Short D\* Man](http://www.lyricsxp.com/lyrics/s/short_dick_man_20_fingers.html)” (Clean version was “Short Short Man”.) was long long ago.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/28 "2005-08-03T19:07:09Z")

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[Another example](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/_drivelikejehu/94899799_l.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Zabali\_Clawbane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecd19e/32.png) [@Zabali\_Clawbane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zabali_Clawbane)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/29 "2005-08-03T19:13:51Z")

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No, that photo is of an odd crease in an enourously overweight woman’s “belly fat”. That is NOT her “cleft” showing!

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/30 "2005-08-03T19:17:26Z")

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> [@Wolfian](#):
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> **Hal** , that’s hilarous!
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> That girl is supposed to be Fleur? She’s attractive, but not fury inducing beautiful like in the books. Eh, better than a blonde [Helen of Troy](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1208167/) I suppose.

I thought so too. But I’m sure that hiring actual part-veela girls is dangerous. Imagine what one would do to you if she didn’t get the part. 😃

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/31 "2005-08-03T19:23:16Z")

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> [@Zabali\_Clawbane](#):
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> No, that photo is of an odd crease in an enourously overweight woman’s “belly fat”. That is NOT her “cleft” showing!

Yeah, but it’s funny as hell.

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/32 "2005-08-03T19:37:48Z")

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> [@friedo](#):
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> Yeah, but it’s funny as hell.

have to agree!

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**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/33 "2005-08-03T19:38:58Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> I was a little uncomfortable with the idea of a “Hey, let’s all check out the Harry Potter chick’s Camel Toe!” Thread\*, but according to [imdb](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0993242/) she’s 23 so I feel _slightly_ less creepy about it.

Thank you for that. I was feeling quite irky at the idea of all of us grown folk inspecting a teen’s (she’s 16 in the book, isn’t she?) nether regions looking for the barest hint of her unmentionables.

Now I feel slightly less skeevy.

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/34 "2005-08-03T19:48:54Z")

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Fleur was at least seventeen in the book. Remember the Age Line?

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/35 "2005-08-03T20:03:51Z")

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> [@friedo](#):
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> Yeah, but it’s funny as hell.

No kidding. I bet it’s got it’s own gravity field.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/36 "2005-08-03T21:51:47Z")

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> [@Zebra](#):
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> But, my God, look at Harry and the guy next to him!

I don’t know about Harry, but seriously, look at the pendulum on the guy in the yellow tank top. Cripes! He could pick up quarters with that thing!

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/37 "2005-08-03T22:01:31Z")

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> [@Equipoise](#):
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> Yes, it’s obvious she has bush.

It is?

Do you have a higher resolution image somewhere you’re not sharing with us?

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/38 "2005-08-03T22:17:36Z")

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If you want to get into the whole camel-toe thing, why not have a look at a website devoted specifically to this cultural (?) phenomenon?

[http://ctoe.bolt.com/](http://ctoe.bolt.com/)

There are currently no porblematic images on the main page, but if you click on the link at the left titled “Women’s Toes” you will definitely get some NSFW content.

Explore at your own risk.

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**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/39 "2005-08-03T22:34:12Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> I was a little uncomfortable with the idea of a “Hey, let’s all check out the Harry Potter chick’s Camel Toe!” Thread\*, but according to [imdb](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0993242/) she’s 23 so I feel _slightly_ less creepy about it.
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> \*Yes, I know that wasn’t the intention of the OP but to illustratively answer the OP does involve attention to that particular detail of the linked photo (totally work safe in case you’re scared).

I knew that Clémence Poésy was 23 (born 1982) because I’d read it on a fan site, but that doesn’t matter because I didn’t even think about her age when I posted. That not only makes me a total idiot (regarding cameltoe and pubic hair) it makes me an unthinking asshat. I’m a :wally

My deepest apologies to you, Stonebow and everyone else.

> [@iamthewalrus(:3=](#):
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> Do you have a higher resolution image somewhere you’re not sharing with us?

Well, there was a huge one on The Leaky Cauldron, but maybe they had to take it down. I know they got hammered when the word got about about the pictures (which they originated) and the site went down for a while.  
Btw, I saw the movie at a test screening and that girl’s much more beautiful onscreen than she is in stills, but her character didn’t have much to do or say, so she came off as kind of a blip. At the time I hadn’t read the book(s) and didn’t know what a veela was or that she was supposed to be one (I’ve since read all 6 books) so I had no expectations that she was supposed to be extra gorgeous. She just seemed like a pretty girl to me.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/40 "2005-08-03T22:41:59Z")

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All I know is that I think I’m in embarrassing May/September lust with the actor who plays Victor Krum, judging by that picture…

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