# A what? Cameltoe? What the heck does that mean?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [August 3, 2005, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397 "2005-08-03T05:41:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![lisacurl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/41988e/32.png) [@lisacurl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lisacurl)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/41 "2005-08-03T22:52:33Z")

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> [@Wolfian](#):
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> That girl is supposed to be Fleur? She’s attractive, but not fury inducing beautiful like in the books.

Thank goodness I’m not the only one thinking that. Fleur is supposed to be supernaturally beautiful. Her grandmother was a veela.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/42 "2005-08-03T22:57:18Z")

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> [@Happy Lendervedder](#):
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> I don’t know about Harry, but seriously, look at the pendulum on the guy in the yellow tank top.

Never mind him. On the far left, Mad-Eye Moody’s is **ribbed!**

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/43 "2005-08-03T23:08:30Z")

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Clémence Poésy isn’t a bad-looking girl, but count me among the guys who think that she just isn’t cute enough to be Fleur Delacour.

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**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\
**Post date:** [August 3, 2005, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/44 "2005-08-03T23:55:13Z")

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If you watch the movie “ **Serial Mom** ”, you’ll see an all-female band called “ **Camel Lips** ”. I believe this is also a reference to a woman’s genitalia. While they are onstage in the movie, the camera shoots several scenes _through_ the women’s wide open legs. Well, I’m sure they did this strictly for the artistic compositional technique called framing. 😃

Personally, I don’t like the idea of associating _any_ part of a camel with _any_ part of a woman. Why? I think camels are repulsive and women definiteley aren’t repulsive.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/45 "2005-08-04T00:17:25Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Never mind him. On the far left, Mad-Eye Moody’s is **ribbed!**

: shudder :

> [@iamthewalrus(:3=](#):
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> It is?
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> Do you have a higher resolution image somewhere you’re not sharing with us?

Its’ not to popcorn bush extent; however, unless she has a very musclar clam (MUPA?) that slight budlge surrounding the toe area has to be hair. I think. Maybe some women have MUPAs.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/46 "2005-08-04T00:29:43Z")

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Veelas are not jawdroppingly beautiful. They have a glamour that makes them appear to be jawdroppingly beautiful to all heterosexual males. To women they look like ordinary people.

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/47 "2005-08-04T00:33:11Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Never mind him. On the far left, Mad-Eye Moody’s is **ribbed!**

… It took me far too long to realize that what’s actually, er, _presenting itself_ there is Moody’s hip flask. But yeah, that looks really, really wrong.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/48 "2005-08-04T02:29:46Z")

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Yes but it looks like Mad Eye is checking out Harry’s ass.

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**Author:** ![andrewdt85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/71e660/32.png) [@andrewdt85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andrewdt85)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/49 "2005-08-04T02:58:52Z")

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Just found a picture of [Britney Spears’s camel toe](http://www.gobritney.com/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=21&sort=), not on a camel toe site or anything. Glad I know what it’s called now…

music  
_A whole new world…_  
music

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**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/50 "2005-08-04T03:03:07Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> All I know is that I think I’m in embarrassing May/September lust with the actor who plays Victor Krum, judging by that picture…

Uh-_huh._ I thought Cedric was supposed to be the hot one?

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/51 "2005-08-04T03:20:55Z")

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> [@GuanoLad](#):
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> Veelas are not jawdroppingly beautiful. They have a glamour that makes them appear to be jawdroppingly beautiful to all heterosexual males. To women they look like ordinary people.

Ah, so that’s why she looks ordinary to me. I thought she was also supposed to have silvery hair?

As for the guys. I remember something in the book about Viktor having very bushy eyebrows and not really being all that attractive (His popularity was due to his Quidditch skills). But in the pictures Viktor looks hot and Cedric could look hot except for the unibrow and the goofy hairdo. (For closer pics of the crazy eyebrows, take a look at some of the other pics, there’s a close up of Cedric in there).

Harry’s hair is a bit shaggy, too.

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**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/52 "2005-08-04T03:25:26Z")

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> [@andrewdt85](#):
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> Just found a picture of [Britney Spears’s camel toe](http://www.gobritney.com/displayimage.php?album=topn&cat=0&pos=21&sort=), not on a camel toe site or anything.

That just looks painful.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/53 "2005-08-04T03:27:13Z")

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That’s no longer a camel toe…that’s a masturbation aid. (For Britney, for clarity’s sake.)

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/54 "2005-08-04T04:53:01Z")

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And not just for her.  
[sub]slinks off to be alone for a while[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-cameltoe-what-the-heck-does-that-mean/315397/55 "2005-08-04T06:25:42Z")

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> [@wolf\_meister](#):
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> I think camels are repulsive and women definiteley aren’t repulsive.

You’ve never seen repuslive looking women?

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