# A "What the fuck?" to TheWhoToTheWhatNow **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 25, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125 "2011-05-25T06:44:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/61 "2011-05-25T17:15:02Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Everytime I murder people I drag their bloody corpses out to Dennys for some bacon rapecakes and afterwards we are best buddies. Denny’s Marketing Research department has found that many focus groups react negatively to the term ‘rapecakes’. They have now been re-branded as Canolacakes. It’s a rapeseed joke, Ok? ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/62 "2011-05-25T17:20:01Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Crêpes, obviously. :smack: > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I thought February was Rape Month? 😕 It’s _rape_ season! A-_bortion_ season! _Rape_ season! A-_bortion_ season! _Rape_ season! A-_bortion_ season! _Rape_ season! A-_bortion_ season! A-_bortion_ season! _Rape_ season! A-_bortion_ season! _Rape_ season! _Now Elmer looks really confused_ ---
**Author:** ![MandaJo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/63 "2011-05-25T17:20:01Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I thought February was Rape Month? 😕 I think this is like Indian Summer, a brief, out-of-season flourishing. I am disappointed: I was hoping for the beginning of the more light-hearted Festival of Tipping before the rancorous days of Fat begin. ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/64 "2011-05-25T18:00:53Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I thought February was Rape Month? May is rapecakes month, when we apologize to Feb for all of the rape posts. > [@](#): > > I’m sorry February - you know I love you baby. We were just having fun, right? I made you pancakes… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/65 "2011-05-25T18:39:16Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > In his defense, “rape-n-pancakes” would make a capital band name. “I smell rape and pancakes here Who’s that jerking off in my chair Who’s that casting devious stares in my direction Mama this must surely be TWTTWN” I don’t know if he actually did rape a girl and then convince her afterwards that it wasn’t rape, but I seem to recall him telling someone that if she’s telling him no, go away, I don’t want to hang out with you, she’s actually saying “yes”, and to keep pushing at it. So I wouldn’t be surprised. (And one want to take bets on how full **leander** ’s PM box is right now?) ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/66 "2011-05-25T19:44:51Z")
> [@](#): > > But if you have the same sex with a girl and she’s protesting the entire time, BUT you make her feel positive about the event, cuddling her after, calming her emotions/anger/etc. down, make her laugh, get her in a good state again, eat breakfast together, take her number, date for a few times, etc. In this state you there’s a good chance she’ll view the event as a romantic sexual adventure. > … TWTTWN is spinning this as a woman who’s into some sort of bondage roleplay, or who says no but means yes. Thing is, if that’s what he meant, he wouldn’t have talked about “calming her emotion/anger/etc. down” or “get[ting] her in a good state again.” If it were roleplay or mixed signals, she wouldn’t need her anger calmed down, she wouldn’t need to get in a good state again. She’d be in a good state, having just gotten what she really wanted. What he described was by definition and by every nuance rape. It’s not a romantic sexual adventure. To the extent he has experience with what he described, he is a rapist. It’s against the rules of this board to discuss where you can watch Game of Thrones without paying for it. I find it a bit much that it’s not against the rules to discuss theoretical ways you can rape a woman without getting caught for it. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/67 "2011-05-25T19:47:43Z")
I see ‘rapecakes’ as an affectionate name for a female friend, like ‘babycakes’. “How you doing, Rapecakes?” ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/68 "2011-05-25T19:57:01Z")
> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#): > > I will say no once. With my mouth. Then I will either break a rib or pull out my knife. I am disappointed … nay, _saddened_ … that you would write such a thing, Lynn. If you have time to get your knife you have time to get your gun,and guns are more efficient for this purpose. You only use your knife when you are out of bullets. Seriously, woman, you’re from Texas. You’re supposed to know this crap. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/69 "2011-05-25T20:00:58Z")
Oh, look, I found the [Rapebear screenplay pitch session](http://jerslater.blogspot.com/2006/06/on-follow-up-calls.html) post, which somehow seems apropos for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/70 "2011-05-25T20:03:49Z")
A knife has certain, er,… psychological advantages in the immediate vicinity of a penis. ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/71 "2011-05-25T20:04:47Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I thought February was Rape Month? 😕 > > So, he’s a troll, eh? Whether he is or not, he sure has some stupid ideas. > [@MandaJo](#): > > I think this is like Indian Summer, a brief, out-of-season flourishing. I am disappointed: I was hoping for the beginning of the more light-hearted Festival of Tipping before the rancorous days of Fat begin. Personally, I blame the French. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/72 "2011-05-25T20:12:03Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > A knife has certain, er,… psychological advantages in the immediate vicinity of a penis. You’re one of those people who pauses to explain his plan to an apparently-fallen foe, aren’t you? There are many things that can be done with a blade more efficiently than with a gun. Shaving, for example. Carving a turkey. Opening doorways between realities during a war against the Authority. Stuff like that. But for relieving a rapist of the burden of his jewels, the wise person goes with a firearm. ---
**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/73 "2011-05-25T20:21:44Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > Personally, I blame the French. It’s generally a safe baseline. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/74 "2011-05-25T20:29:18Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > I see ‘rapecakes’ as an affectionate name for a female friend, like ‘babycakes’. “How you doing, Rapecakes?” Sort of a “friend with involuntary benefits”… ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Warrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Electric\_Warrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Warrior)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/75 "2011-05-25T20:35:44Z")
My first interaction with **TWTTWN** was in a thread where he didn’t explicitly announce his interests in PUA but I could tell that’s what he was posting about from a mile away. He tries to defend techniques of emotional manipulation, degrading women until their self-confidence is so low they feel like they don’t ‘deserve’ any better than sleeping with him, by saying, well, that’s not how _I_ think of it, _I_ think being a Pick Up Artist is a beautiful and precious thing! The quotes in this pitting don’t surprise me in the least. Hearing that people find any of the bullshit in ‘The Game’ valid - that finding women to sleep with you is a game, that whoever gets the most women to sleep with him wins, at whatever cost - makes me immediately lose most of my respect for that person. I’ve been borne out on this every time I’ve found out someone was into the Pick Up Artist thing. I think the mods should have banned him from posting about Pick Up Artist techniques a long time ago. He’s a one-note poster, of the most insidious kind, because he makes every thread about him and his Pick Up Artist skillz. And then if he is a troll (in which case, he’s spending far too much effort on trolling) he might go away. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/76 "2011-05-25T20:56:02Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I am disappointed … nay, _saddened_ … that you would write such a thing, Lynn. If you have time to get your knife you have time to get your gun,and guns are more efficient for this purpose. You only use your knife when you are out of bullets. > > Seriously, woman, you’re from Texas. You’re supposed to know this crap. Is that all? I’d machine-gun him until the belt ran out, incinerate his bullet-ridden corpse with rocket fuel, raze his house to the ground, sow the ground with salt and pronounce a curse upon it and upon his seed to the fortieth generation. Up your game, you dilettante. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/77 "2011-05-25T20:57:24Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Is that all? I’d machine-gun him until the belt ran out, incinerate his bullet-ridden corpse with rocket fuel, raze his house to the ground, sow the ground with salt and pronounce a curse upon it and upon his seed to the fortieth generation. Up your game, you dilettante. I’m from New York, upstate no less, so I guess I’d be excessively sarcastic at him. ---
**Author:** ![Troppus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a587f6/32.png) [@Troppus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troppus)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/78 "2011-05-25T21:12:42Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > Is that all? I’d machine-gun him until the belt ran out, incinerate his bullet-ridden corpse with rocket fuel, raze his house to the ground, sow the ground with salt and pronounce a curse upon it and upon his seed to the fortieth generation. Up your game, you dilettante. Me too, but I’d get my pancakes first. Seriously **TWTTWN** , pussy is not a golden carrot that women are purposely denying you. If you aren’t getting any it’s because you are unlikable. Undesirable. Creepy. Quit trying to trick them out of it, stop viewing women as adversaries, and don’t you dare forceably take it from them. On behalf of all women in your damage path: **knock it off**. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/79 "2011-05-25T21:15:41Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > … > But for relieving a rapist of the burden of his jewels, the wise person goes with a firearm. Not when you want trophies. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125/80 "2011-05-25T21:24:09Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Not when you want trophies. Seriously. What’s wrong with piano wire? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-what-the-fuck-to-thewhotothewhatnow/583125.md?page=5)