# A whole salada in a minute - weird dare

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-whole-salada-in-a-minute-weird-dare/432752>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 8, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-whole-salada-in-a-minute-weird-dare/432752 "2008-01-08T18:26:04Z")\
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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-whole-salada-in-a-minute-weird-dare/432752/21 "2008-01-10T01:18:52Z")

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Four saltines, and going strong.

ETA: Five saltines, and I’m not even thirsty yet.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-whole-salada-in-a-minute-weird-dare/432752/22 "2008-01-10T01:20:33Z")

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OK. At the end of the fifth saltine and going into the sixth, something happened.

Six saltines.

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**Author:** ![Winston\_Smith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e95f7d/32.png) [@Winston\_Smith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winston_Smith)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2008, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-whole-salada-in-a-minute-weird-dare/432752/23 "2008-01-10T01:21:37Z")

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Oops. I was supposed to eat 'em in under a minute, eh? Forgot about that.

Mmmm. Saltines…  
:: drool ::

ETA Anyways, I ate five saltines in a minute. Easy.

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