# A wild pervert appears!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-wild-pervert-appears/623101>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 25, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-wild-pervert-appears/623101 "2012-05-25T20:27:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-wild-pervert-appears/623101/1 "2012-05-25T20:27:40Z")

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My wife got an email earlier today warning us of pervert loose in our neighborhood. It seems some babysitter saw a man in the bushes staring into the window. He walked off and nobody’s seen him since.

Now neighborhood moms aren’t letting their kids play outside. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-wild-pervert-appears/623101/2 "2012-05-25T21:34:38Z")

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Set up a decoy effigy of a small child to lure him in. It’s super effective!

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**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-wild-pervert-appears/623101/3 "2012-05-25T21:36:16Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> Set up a decoy effigy of a small child to lure him in. It’s super effective!

Make sure the effigy is fitted with a hidden gun that can be activated via remote control. That should fix the perv’s wagon!

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**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-wild-pervert-appears/623101/4 "2012-05-25T23:08:47Z")

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> [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](#):
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> Make sure the effigy is fitted with a hidden gun that can be activated via remote control. That should fix the perv’s wagon!

Hasn’t poor Andy Dick suffered enough?

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**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-wild-pervert-appears/623101/5 "2012-05-25T23:09:58Z")

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Do you think he can be domesticated?

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**Author:** ![steronz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steronz/32/11765_2.png) [@steronz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steronz)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-wild-pervert-appears/623101/6 "2012-05-25T23:27:00Z")

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I was just going to use my own kids as live bait.

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**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\
**Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-wild-pervert-appears/623101/7 "2012-05-25T23:40:19Z")

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Okay, he appears to be free range but is he organic?