# A Witch! A Witch! We've Found A Witch! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 27, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209 "2005-10-27T21:52:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/21 "2005-10-28T15:26:15Z")
> [@Habanero](#): > > Drop a house on her. That’ll just piss off her family. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/22 "2005-10-28T15:42:05Z")
Is she a good witch or a bad witch? ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/23 "2005-10-28T15:43:51Z")
> [@Habanero](#): > > Drop a house on her. > [@SkipMagic](#): > > That’ll just piss off her family. Especially if it’s their house! ---
**Author:** ![marque\_elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@marque\_elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marque_elf)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/24 "2005-10-28T15:54:07Z")
I’ve got first dibs on her shoes. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/25 "2005-10-28T15:57:41Z")
> [@Revenant Threshold](#): > > Especially if it’s their house! but what if it’s a gingerbread house - then instead of dropping it, we could break it into chunks and have it for dessert ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/26 "2005-10-28T18:10:16Z")
Hey, we’re civilized now. We don’t burn witches. Sign her up to say grace for the next city council meeting. First, though, see if she has any hot stock tips. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/27 "2005-10-28T18:20:21Z")
You know I had a really clever post on this thread around 8:30am and it never made. I just want to know which witch destroyed it. My poor post, wandering the internet highway as a defenseless Toad. If the witches name is Witchie-Poo then the best defense is a magic talking flute and a very silly Dragon. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/28 "2005-10-28T18:23:29Z")
I forgot, if she looks like Samantha or Willow , than the last thing you would want to do is burn them, definitely investigate the Dipping in chocolate concept. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/29 "2005-10-28T18:28:09Z")
What about Pru, Piper, Pheobe, and Paige? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/30 "2005-10-28T18:44:33Z")
_More_ witches! ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/31 "2005-10-28T18:47:20Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > _More_ witches! Watch out for those Sand Witches too. Also the Eastwick ones. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/32 "2005-10-28T18:47:40Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > What about Pru, Piper, Pheobe, and Paige? I’ll take over the nipple inspection going forward, **Inigo**. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/33 "2005-10-28T18:49:41Z")
how about these? Amy Amy’s mom Sarina Sabrina Aunt Hilda Aunt Zelda Sally Owens Gillian Owens Aunt Frances Aunt Bridget ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/34 "2005-10-28T18:54:39Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > how about these? > > Amy > Amy’s mom > Sarina > > Sabrina > Aunt Hilda > Aunt Zelda > > Sally Owens > Gillian Owens > Aunt Frances > Aunt Bridget Who are Amy, Amy’s mom & Sarina? [Sally Owens, Gillian Owens, Aunt Frances & Aunt Bridget](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0790740060/002-4812122-1895207?v=glance&vi=quotes-trivia) ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/35 "2005-10-28T18:57:02Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > I’ll take over the nipple inspection going forward, **Inigo**. Well, if you insist…but I’ll see to that wicked **Anastasaeon** though. She can’t be trusted. We’re going to need more chocolate I think. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/36 "2005-10-28T19:00:10Z")
> [@jrfranchi](#): > > Who are Amy, Amy’s mom & Sarina? > [Sally Owens, Gillian Owens, Aunt Frances & Aunt Bridget](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0790740060/002-4812122-1895207?v=glance&vi=quotes-trivia) Amy & Amy’s mom are from BtVS Serina is Samatha’s evil twin cousin There’s also Endora, Maurice, Uncle Arthur, Esmarelda, etc etc ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/37 "2005-10-28T19:01:11Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > Amy & Amy’s mom are from BtVS > Serina is Samatha’s evil twin cousin > > There’s also Endora, Maurice, Uncle Arthur, Esmarelda, etc etc … Aunt Clara… ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/38 "2005-10-28T19:18:21Z")
does my best friend, a wicca/pagan (but not a spellcaster) count? ---
**Author:** ![Cowgirl\_Jules](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@Cowgirl\_Jules](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowgirl_Jules)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/39 "2005-10-28T19:26:55Z")
If there is nipple chocolating to be done, I may just have to convert. Is it dark chocolate or milk? ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209/40 "2005-10-28T19:40:08Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > May we burn her? How could you tell which witch was which? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-witch-a-witch-weve-found-a-witch/328209.md?page=3)