# A world with out men?
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [December 31, 1999, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448 "1999-12-31T05:48:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [December 31, 1999, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/21 "1999-12-31T17:49:00Z")
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> it doesn’t seem to be definitely tied to whether or not i’m otherwise
> involved in a sexual relationship.
In my case, it’s definitely NOT tied to whether or not I’m involved physically (or any other way) with someone. About two years ago I chose to live a celibate life, so I know this out-of-the-blue orgasm thing is all ME! Now, if I could only find a way to bottle it…
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**StoryTyler**
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)
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### Author:  [@special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special)
#### Post date: [December 31, 1999, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/22 "1999-12-31T20:45:00Z")
oh, yes, control it in some way. that would be such a good thing, especially as i’ve never been able to masterbate. gotta be someone else there, gotta share it. but this works totally separate from anything else.
i finally decided maybe we have a given # of orgasms, like eggs. you use 'em or lose 'em. my ex was gone a lot (one of the reasons we divorced). maybe these are the unused extras that sometimes ooze out. ahhh.
might explain why some people don’t come often or easily: too tight a band on the little valve. whatdaya think?
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 1, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/23 "2000-01-01T17:30:00Z")
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> might explain why some people don’t come often or easily: too tight a band on the little valve. whatdaya think?
:::snicker!::: You FUNNY!
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**StoryTyler**
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)
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### Author:  [@special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2000, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/24 "2000-01-02T06:12:00Z")
uuhh, it’s awful quiet in here. did everyone else move away? aHEM. sorry 'bout that, folks.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/25 "2000-01-02T06:27:00Z")
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> –Diane
> Ahem, bullshit. I think if there where no men in this world, that beautiful body of yours (um, I’m just guessing here), wouldn’t please
> you as much as, say, chocolate cake?
Uh - noooo. . . . Bullshit back atcha.
I know how my body feels after a few days of not working out or when I fall back and don’t eat the right food. I feel tired and run down, the clothes feel tight because feel a little bloated and I just don’t have the energy that I usually do.
I’ll stick with my original statement and again say that I don’t workout to impress men, I do it because I feel so much better when I do.
But hey, if it makes you guys feel better thinking women are trying to impress YOU. . . . .
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\>^,^\<
KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
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### Author:  [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2000, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/26 "2000-01-02T06:30:00Z")
Oh, and about the orgasms in the sleep thing. . .
I too experience them but only when I haven’t had a good romp in the hay or been in the toybox under the nightstand for a while.
## I think they just build up until they involuntarily explode.
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KITTEN
Fluff yer hair Beula, I’s feelin frisky - M.S.
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### Author:  [@special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/27 "2000-01-02T06:59:00Z")
wonderful little surprise, huh, diane?
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The purpose of life is to matter, to count, to have it make a difference you lived at all.
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### Author:  [@\_1Troublemaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_1Troublemaker)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2000, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/28 "2000-01-02T08:18:00Z")
How do you spell relief?
MULTIPLE ORGASMS dont you just love them, awake or asleep
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### Author:  [@special](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/29 "2000-01-02T14:05:00Z")
at about 20/minute for 3-4 hrs they sure are exhausting, but i can handle it. but that’s gotta be w/ a man & this is a thread about w/out men. or it used to be . . .
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### Author:  [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/30 "2000-01-02T22:18:00Z")
Seems to my tired mind there some books out there that extrapolated 1 gender societies, or ones so imbalanced it made no practical difference.
Frankly, what a bore. As frustrated, pissed off and angry as this dual gender (and multiple attraction) thing gets, I wouldn’t want to live in a world that offered anything less. Men don’t need to be women; we women are handling that part just fine. If we mystify, confound and piss one another off, well, it keeps life interesting and us humble.
Life without men? Or women? Fuggedabhoudit. What would be the point, and where would be the fun?
Veb
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### Author:  [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2000, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/31 "2000-01-02T22:31:00Z")
Life without men? No hairy chests? No goatees? No mustaches?
No thanks!
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### Author:  [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)
#### Post date: [January 2, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/32 "2000-01-02T23:43:00Z")
Wait…no football players to watch in those tight pants? No one to tease with PCW?
Um, no thanks.
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“But I can cry until I laugh or laugh until I cry.
So cut the deck right in half, I’ll play from either side…”
- Mary Chapin Carpenter
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### Author:  [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/33 "2000-01-03T02:11:00Z")
Do you really think women could perfect cloning before the female race became instinct?
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### Author:  [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/34 "2000-01-03T02:21:00Z")
No men? Then I wouldn’t ever get to be someones totally pain-in-the-ass, you’re-not-good-enough-for-my-boy mother-in-law, and I am really looking forward to that.
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2000, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/35 "2000-01-03T02:35:00Z")
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> Life without men?..No thanks!
Zyada, I have to agree. They may be a _lot_ of trouble, but ultimately, there’s absolutely **nothing** on earth like being held close against a man’s chest as he runs his hands through your hair. (sigh)
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**StoryTyler**
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”
[I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage)
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### Author:  [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/36 "2000-01-03T14:45:00Z")
Guess football would be discontinued.
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### Author:  [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/37 "2000-01-03T19:36:00Z")
I thought this thread was about “a world _with out_ men”…you know, like San Francisco. How disappointing.
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Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-world-with-out-men/12448/38 "2000-01-03T19:48:00Z")
I think most guys would hope this includes midnight pillowfights at sleepovers and the ability to have everything shown via closed circuit TV on the world of men only.
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